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    SBR Jonelyn
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    Poster of the Week: 500 point freeplay + new badge at stake

    We are searching for our next poster of the week. You know what to do, just simply state your case and we’ll decide. Good luck gents!!!

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    It should clearly go to whoever uses the most dancing bananas...


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    Nice idea Bigday. Every day should be a dancing banana day.
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    not much competition for this award

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    I think the badge is scaring people off

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    Might as well jump in here, got nothing to lose. I mean after all, I'm one of the most kind and respected posters on sbr. I get along with everybody and think everybody is cool and has great capping skills. This is the most hippest forum on the internet, I just wish I could spend more time here, say like 18 or 19 hours a day would be great!

    Love all the sub forums too! There always so much active and true stuff about our government and dating advice that I'm sure keeps all forum members hip in their lively dating scene! In fact, I clicked on one of the pop ups here and wow! I'm meeting all kinds of women now and I only have to give them my CC number and they are so nice!

    I've become an avid follower of Dr. Phil and dvr and watch every episode over and over again! Wow, that Dr. Phil can fix anybody. His down home southern charm takes me back to a simpler time, when you married your cousin, deep fried everything, and played banjo at the hoe down. Really enjoy reading old bumped threads on here too, even though we've all seen and read them already, it's fun to relive old forum history.

    And hey male and female fourm members, there's nothing wrong with losing a bra, let those puppies go free I say if you feel like it! Better yet, maybe get one of those push up kind of bras with the inserts that make you look like you've really got some whoppers! Beats paying for cosmetic surgery and shoving some bags filled with water in there.

    Man so much to do here! Really love the casino and the great luck I'm having there. Those are some loose electronic slots and table games. I'd encourage everyone to spend countless hours there, you won't be disappointed. And the poker here is great too, so fair and honest! Those great hole cards just show up over and over again and when you need that river card to hit, it always does! Yea!!!

    Well that's about it, hope everybody continues to get along in peace and harmony. Everybody is so friendly and you never see those hater threads when someone makes a bad pick or forgets to pay back a loan or make a payment. Golly gee this place is so wonderful, it's the happiest place on the internet. Yippee!

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    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Might as well jump in here, got nothing to lose. I mean after all, I'm one of the most kind and respected posters on sbr. I get along with everybody and think everybody is cool and has great capping skills. This is the most hippest forum on the internet, I just wish I could spend more time here, say like 18 or 19 hours a day would be great!

    Love all the sub forums too! There always so much active and true stuff about our government and dating advice that I'm sure keeps all forum members hip in their lively dating scene! In fact, I clicked on one of the pop ups here and wow! I'm meeting all kinds of women now and I only have to give them my CC number and they are so nice!

    I've become an avid follower of Dr. Phil and dvr and watch every episode over and over again! Wow, that Dr. Phil can fix anybody. His down home southern charm takes me back to a simpler time, when you married your cousin, deep fried everything, and played banjo at the hoe down. Really enjoy reading old bumped threads on here too, even though we've all seen and read them already, it's fun to relive old forum history.

    And hey male and female fourm members, there's nothing wrong with losing a bra, let those puppies go free I say if you feel like it! Better yet, maybe get one of those push up kind of bras with the inserts that make you look like you've really got some whoppers! Beats paying for cosmetic surgery and shoving some bags filled with water in there.

    Man so much to do here! Really love the casino and the great luck I'm having there. Those are some loose electronic slots and table games. I'd encourage everyone to spend countless hours there, you won't be disappointed. And the poker here is great too, so fair and honest! Those great hole cards just show up over and over again and when you need that river card to hit, it always does! Yea!!!

    Well that's about it, hope everybody continues to get along in peace and harmony. Everybody is so friendly and you never see those hater threads when someone makes a bad pick or forgets to pay back a loan or make a payment. Golly gee this place is so wonderful, it's the happiest place on the internet. Yippee!
    Mikejamm you've finally come around. Its about damn time

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    Can I get an honorable mention for the next video? I just want to have my 15min of internet fame before I die.
    (all in a nutshell)

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    I've been a pro since the program started

    I post every day but I've never hit it big

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    Ok I should be POTW cause as a part of dr phil nation we have helped many with their addictions. Got a tequila addiction? No problem we can help. Got a gambling addiction? -We can help. Still live with granny? We can help. We have help hundreds including poster mikejamm.our goal is to help those in need. You can also rub my bald head for good luck

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    Bringing dat Chuck Barkley mentality to the forums :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    I think the badge is scaring people off
    A condom hold'in up a trophy? What's not to love! It's shows that winners practice safe sex and don't bring any unnecessary accidents into the world.

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    If I really lobby for this award SBR will just find a reason to give me 2nd place.

    But I think I do deserve some kind of compensation for the misery SBR has been putting me through for the last couple of months.

    I'm a SBR PRO damnit.

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    not as many beggars this week

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    jonelyn, I'm a big fan

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    Shouldn't other people nominate you instead of trying to auto-fellate yourself?

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    You called me a "Hoe" last week!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EaglesPhan36 View Post
    Shouldn't other people nominate you instead of trying to auto-fellate yourself?
    Redundant

    Auto-fellate is yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    You called me a "Hoe" last week!!!
    jonelyn goes on a tear sometimes....

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    Just like to remind carstiffer, that not paying your loans, declaring sbr bankrupcy and stiffing people who were kind enough to take a chance on your degenerate ass, does not qualify you to win anything except douche bag of the week! Plus the fact that you took advantage of blowseq's kindness and took an extra 500 points and never returned them just proves what a greedy fuk you are. Sbr doesn't owe you shit!

    I on the other hand have never stiffed anybody in all my years of being a member of this forum. I rarely borrow to begin with, and prefer sticking with the motto of "Don't gamble what you don't have." There exist a great deal of respect between lenders and borrowers who pay on time, it shows how great a system can work when the rules are followed. On the other hand, you have people like carseller and the snickerdoddles of the forum, whose only purpose here is to take advantage of the points banking system and screw people over. No different than what they probably do in real life, as exhibited by their actions here on the forum.
    Last edited by mikejamm; 06-13-13 at 04:54 PM.

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    All we are sayiiiiinnngggggggggggggg....Is give



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    can i please win? please i have never won anything in life except for a glow in the dark olympic style watch from the frosted flakes cereal in 1998

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    I really think i should win this joneyln

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    I feel I am really the best poster of the week. When you think about it and ask around I really am being ignored like Steve Nash in the 2012 NBA ALL-STAR selections

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    Joneyln, I know you're in control here so I won't force anything, but If you give me poster of the week I promise I will provide you with the best sushi in Canada. After that, we can go for dinner.

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    Although Mikejamm raise some good points, I think he should be disqualified based on the grounds that he has a tendency to snap very easily at the innocent members of society and the SBR community

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    Joneyln, I am not kidding. One time I played Mikejamm in Poker and I organized the deck so it would have all aces. I folded my hand and he still accused the dealer of rigging it.

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    Realistically, the only other contender is smoke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I feel I am really the best poster of the week. When you think about it and ask around I really am being ignored like Steve Nash in the 2012 NBA ALL-STAR selections
    Not a very good example there, Weeder.

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    Give it to5Mike5

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    can i please win? please i have never won anything in life except for a glow in the dark olympic style watch from the frosted flakes cereal in 1998
    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Although Mikejamm raise some good points, I think he should be disqualified based on the grounds that he has a tendency to snap very easily at the innocent members of society and the SBR community
    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Joneyln, I am not kidding. One time I played Mikejamm in Poker and I organized the deck so it would have all aces. I folded my hand and he still accused the dealer of rigging it.
    And so what you're posting here is not snapping and attacking a fellow poster? Go back and whine to your mommy you little baby! All you do on here is post stupid threads and act like a fuk'in 5 year old! How about you post something intelligent for once in your miserable life.

    You should be disqualified and banned from SBR for running a so called contest you rigged and declared yourself the winner! Real smart seaweed, run a contest and get all the people in it pissed off at you because you cheated and failed to even correctly run it and finish it!

    Like you're an "innocent member of society and the SBR community", you're a cheater and here's a clue idiot, there are no innocent members here, everybody is guilty of something.

    You're just pissed because I point out the douche bags of the forum like you. Now go have a fruity shake and a nice day cry baby.
    Last edited by mikejamm; 06-14-13 at 05:34 AM.

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