1. 03-19-19 06:29 PM #4411
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    What's the yellow stuff?
    either she doesn't wipe well, or she squirts from the wrong hole.....
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  2. 03-19-19 06:30 PM #4412
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Taking off....
    Up $67
    nice, not bad for a few hours of time......

    now, go get some latina poon off your casino host.....
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  3. 03-19-19 06:30 PM #4413
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Booya, let me know if the nachos are good.

    Or are you going to eat lobster?
    Lobster nachos
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  4. 03-19-19 06:32 PM #4414
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    Jay, I'll give you 100 betpoints if you can post a photo of Ms. Romero in the same pose as the babe in my avatar*



    *same degree of full nudity required
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  5. 03-19-19 06:34 PM #4415
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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  6. 03-19-19 06:34 PM #4416
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Lobster nachos
    id say go for the clam n peanut butter.....


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  7. 03-19-19 11:24 PM #4417
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    I absolutely love this thread. Good luck Jay. Keep up the winning streak and have a great week man!
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  8. 03-20-19 10:23 AM #4418
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    Winning came to an end last Night, we all got way too fukked up.
    No time to post.

    Heading to Mandaly Bay for a poker promotion.

    Oneunder.....i should be there in an hour.

    Leaving now
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  9. 03-20-19 10:31 AM #4419
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    This guy gets up early after a bender!
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  10. 03-20-19 10:54 AM #4420
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    Jay not off to a bad start
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  11. 03-20-19 11:02 AM #4421
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    [IMG][/IMG]

    Up & at 'em


    We got to make!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    This guy gets up early after a bender!
    only one thing allows me to bang all night and nevertheless start a ten a.m. poker trny refreshed and feeling good..........





    ah, who am I kidding..... haven't touched the stuff in over a decade; this is the real power behind donk crushing early dailies at Aria after bangin' all night:






    ok, ok, I'm full of shit again.... haven't touched that shit since last bash in punta cana......


    this is the REAL POWER behind the man:





    (the one on the left);

    and one of these:




    two of these:





    one of these:






    then I can comfortably sit down, play poker, and start of drinkin' these for two to three hours to get rid of the fukkin' caffiene jitters:






    once I'm fully back to normal around 2:30 pm.... start drinkin' one of these every thirty minutes:





    I'f I'm winning, I stick with the above-referenced beverage til my fortunes change; take a few bad beats and see my stack start to dwindle, I switch to this shit and really get mean, usually in a margarita, unless I literally hate the fukkkers at my table by now (usually the case), then I go with straight shots of the shit til I bust out or get thrown out:


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  13. 03-20-19 11:55 AM #4423
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    The Shitshow knows as Freemont


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  14. 03-20-19 12:20 PM #4424
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    yolando romero.....

    hopefully she puts out like Ms. Zamora from arizona.....


    with a healthy latino ass in your vegas window like this:



    need more info on Zamora... who is she??
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  15. 03-20-19 01:05 PM #4425
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    Finally got to meet Sam Odom

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  16. 03-20-19 01:14 PM #4426
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    Look at that snitch in the backwards hat.
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  17. 03-20-19 01:17 PM #4427
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    Who does not like Jay Vegas??
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  18. 03-20-19 01:17 PM #4428
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    Welcome back to the thread Kid!
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  19. 03-20-19 01:20 PM #4429
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    WOW, great thread!
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  20. 03-20-19 01:25 PM #4430
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    Quote Originally Posted by DroopyDog View Post
    need more info on Zamora... who is she??
    she's Jay's casino host..... no, wait, that's romero, seen clappin above, but not using hands.....

    zamora's the hott as fuk 27 year old teacher with a soft spot, or rather wet spot, I should say, for thirteen year old boys in her class...... so much so that she'd blow one 13 yr old during class, over behind the film projector.....
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  21. 03-20-19 01:28 PM #4431
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  22. 03-20-19 01:38 PM #4432
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    The promotion at Mandalay Bay poker room is aces cracked for $250 till noon.

    Min $20 pot.

    $24 In pot....
    Fukkin Coop has 'em cracked by a straight on the river!

    $250USD or....

    $4,778.00 Canadian
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Who does not like Jay Vegas??
    People he ratted on, dogs, and small children.
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  24. 03-20-19 02:00 PM #4434
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    The promotion at Mandalay Bay poker room is aces cracked for $250 till noon.

    [IMG][/IMG]

    Min $20 pot.

    $24 In pot....
    Fukkin Coop has 'em cracked by a straight on the river!

    $250USD or....

    $4,778.00 :
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  25. 03-20-19 02:41 PM #4435
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    Jay top 5 sharpest ever SBR
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  26. 03-20-19 03:59 PM #4436
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jay top 5 sharpest ever SBR
    He reminds me of SCOTTY LANDEAU
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  28. 03-20-19 04:30 PM #4438
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlickFazzer View Post
    He reminds me of SCOTTY LANDEAU
    yes

    Jay grinding daily
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    Tha Fukk is Scotty Landeau?


    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...-salesman.html
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    LANDEAU was a sharp player back in the day...

    Trend bettor - JJ can confirm.
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  31. 03-20-19 04:58 PM #4441
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  33. 03-20-19 09:26 PM #4443
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    Everyone loves following the trip

    Jay always with tremendous coverage
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  34. 03-20-19 09:47 PM #4444
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    Need this $181 coach.
    This is trip-changing money!
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  35. 03-21-19 12:17 AM #4445
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
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    Nice hit!
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