[ttwarrior1]

“Sure, I can do the Arizona Cardinals logo. No problem. But are you sure you want it directly underneath your right eye? That might look…weird.”

[ttwarrior1]

In 2008 the Detroit Lions became the first team to go winless for a season since the NFL switched to the 16-game schedule. And this guy decided to carve this infamy into his chest.Of course, it’s probably the only historic things the Lions will ever do. So I guess you have to work with what’s handed to you

[ttwarrior1]

I’m no expert, but Dirk Nowitzki doesn’t seem like a particularly handsome gentleman. So why a young woman would want a picture of his face on her rear end is a mystery to me. I can only imagine what the men she’ll date in the future will think.

[ttwarrior1]

You want a tattoo of Peyton Manning? Sure, okay. A tattoo of Eli Manning? Fine, why not. But a tattoo of Eli giving Peyton a noogie…on your ass cheek? Um, no. Not cool.

[ttwarrior1]

This one is a perfect of example of what I mean by “ill advised.” The artwork here is phenomenal—what a great tat of Johnny Unitas! But the inscription? WTF.I can just imagine the conversation at the tattoo parlor.“Okay, all done with Johnny. Now what do you want on the scroll?“Throw it in her butt.”“Hahahahaha. No, really.”“Really. Throw it in her butt.”“Are you serious?”“Yep.”“Totally serious?“Yep.”“Okay then.”

[ttwarrior1]

A) This doesn’t even look like a helmet.B) What is the NFL ever switched brands and no longer used Riddell? Then you’d look pretty silly.

[ttwarrior1]

At the time of his death, Al Davis might have been the worst owner in the NFL. So sure, why not get a tattoo of him on your arm

[ttwarrior1]

Wow, who would have thought Mike Tyson’s writing would look like chicken scratch?Oh right. Everybody.

[ttwarrior1]

Who wouldn’t want to commemorate the best movie ever made about a 7-foot tall genie starring a basketball superstar?

[ttwarrior1]

Wow, there’s just nothing right about this. However, it could be worse. At least she didn’t get Jay Cutler’s #6.

[ttwarrior1]

This is some nice art. Unfortunately, it’s a little weird to get a huge tattoo of another man’s face on your thigh.

[ttwarrior1]

It was hard to justify including this one, given the rules I set out for myself—namely, that the fail had to occur in the idea phase and not the execution stage. However, I decided that this gloriously misspelled tat had a place on the list because a full-back tattoo dedicated to a college football team is always ill-advised.

[ttwarrior1]

Actually, this one kind of makes sense. The New York Islanders are pretty poohey.

[ttwarrior1]

I’ll admit that Jim McMahon was a love-him-or-hate-him type of guy. But still, a tattoo of Troy Aikman lynching him seems a bit extreme.

[ttwarrior1]

Which tattoo was more ill-advised: the tattoo Mike Tyson got on his face, or this person’s tattoo of the tattoo Mike Tyson got on his face?

[ttwarrior1]

After careful consideration, I’ve put Rex Ryan’s tattoo of his wife, Michelle, at the no. 6 spot on this list. I know it’s a newcomer, but there’s so much that is wrong with this choice.First off, when a woman is wearing nothing but a man’s shirt, that kind of implies they spent the night together. Then there’s the fact that a coach has a tattoo referencing one of his players, which might suggest it’s hard for him to remain impartial when making important team decisions. But really, the worst thing about this in my opinion is the simple fact that an NFL coach got a tattoo of the team he coaches for.

[ttwarrior1]

opies tat



I’m guessing this guy got to the tattoo parlor in the 7th or 8th inning of Game 6 of the 2011 World Series thinking there was no way the Rangers would lose.Oh well.

[ttwarrior1]

Man, there’s no way the Knicks would ever let Jeremy Lin go, right? Right?

[ttwarrior1]

Man, there’s no way the Broncos would let Tim Tebow go, right? Right?

[ttwarrior1]

The only thing that could possibly beat a Tim Tebow Broncos tattoo? Another Tim Tebow Broncos tattoo—with Tebow as a centaur.

ps: i wonder how many sbr members are raged saying, that mother rooster_eater has yet to post a link and there are more than 10.



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[mcduggly]

Stupidest thread that's ever been created on this forum.

[InTheDrink]

can we ban this fukkin asshole once and for all?

not only cant he count to 10 but hes a fukkin plagiarist prick

http://www.totalprosports.com/2013/0...ports-tattoos/

[ttwarrior1]

not gonna happen, but i have helped sbr get rid of many others

[beermankirk]

Raiders Al Davis Tattoo isn`t that bad if you`re a die hard in bay area...

[Dutch]

Quality thread. Would read again.