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    Bigbill365
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    Bigbills in line at Salvation Army waiting for my turkey

    Im standing in line for my free turkey and this line is so fuking long.Im supposed to get a Turkey and a box of stuffing i dont know how to cook that stuff but we also get a 2 liter of coke so im just updating my day

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    Do you own a microwave, Bill?

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    ive been here for 4 hours i told my grandma just to buy a fukin turkey she said no way i dont hve enough for all that.Now im stuk here with a bunch of degens

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    Make a quick 1 minute of you and your grandmas legs?

    Or we just assume you lyin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbill365 View Post
    ive been here for 4 hours i told my grandma just to buy a fukin turkey she said no way i dont hve enough for all that.Now im stuk here with a bunch of degens
    Buy her a chicken and say it's an exotic petite turkey.

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    Man i just got back with this stupid fukin turkey now she says i have to wake up at 9am to cook the fukin thing i guess its going to take me 6 hours

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