1. 08-28-12 05:29 PM #1
    Boner_18
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    Fiancee Gave Me the Go-Ahead to Reload

    Gonna buy in for $300 at dsi. Having your balls chopped off boyss thats what it's like. Got permission to reload.

    Get money.
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  2. 08-28-12 05:31 PM #2
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    Boner, how many kids do you have with your fiancée??
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  3. 08-28-12 05:32 PM #3
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    None so far.
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  4. 08-28-12 05:32 PM #4
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    Boner your pussy whipped man

    WTF?????

    Fuk her
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  5. 08-28-12 05:34 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner_18 View Post
    Got permission to reload.

    Get money.

    Fhis is the new slang for taking your 75 year old mom to Vegas!
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  6. 08-28-12 06:19 PM #6
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    Boner do well and show her that it can be profitable.

    How?

    You hand a fukkin check on a silver platter during dinner 2 weeks from now.

    No more negativity after that. Just smiles and questions like "what did you bet today?"
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  7. 08-28-12 06:21 PM #7
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    300???

    What the **** is with the chump change fella?
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  8. 08-28-12 06:23 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    300???

    What the **** is with the chump change fella?
    Not everyone robs their family and writes fake checks

    SALAD!
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  9. 08-28-12 06:23 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    300???

    What the **** is with the chump change fella?
    $300 is far beyond minimum wage.

    Good luck fella.
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  10. 08-28-12 06:25 PM #10
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    do you have a shared savings account with your fiance or something?
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  11. 08-28-12 06:31 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeyanks23 View Post
    Not everyone robs their family and writes fake checks

    SALAD!
    LOL!
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  12. 08-28-12 06:34 PM #12
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    Landers acting big time

    Let me get a pizzolo pal
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  13. 08-28-12 06:35 PM #13
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    Good Luck Boner !!
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  14. 08-28-12 06:37 PM #14
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    I thought everyone knew how to properly hide money from the wife?

    Go to a grocery store, buy some random shit on sale...take out an extra 20. Oops I lost the receipt. 10 more times, you got a nice 200 bucks to throw on the White Sox.

    Or just keep the finances separate and berate her for not knowing how to save money...All the while you're gambling and filling shoe boxes.


    BOL with the reload...don't blow it tonight on baseball.
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  15. 08-28-12 06:39 PM #15
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    Unreal

    Do you ask your wife for permission to go to the bathroom?

    I'm guessing your wife straps on a didlo and bangs you in the ass
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  16. 08-28-12 06:42 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Unreal

    Do you ask your wife for permission to go to the bathroom?

    I'm guessing your wife straps on a didlo and bangs you in the ass
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  17. 08-28-12 06:51 PM #17
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    Agree with Ngates all women in your life shouldn't know that you are a gambler. Now you are in a no win situation if you win she will buy useless garbage with it when you lose she will never let you hear the end of it
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  18. 08-28-12 07:05 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by edawg View Post
    Agree with Ngates all women in your life shouldn't know that you are a gambler. Now you are in a no win situation if you win she will buy useless garbage with it when you lose she will never let you hear the end of it

    Guess im lucky then. Last weekend me and my fiance were going away for the weekend. And i said we will leave at like 6 sat morning. And without hesitation she said " We dont have to leave that early i know you have to get your bets in". Girls never asked me for a dime. Offers to pay all the time, even though she goes to school (which she wouldnt even let me help her pay for) and works at lowes. yesterday i got some flyer from Oddsmaker and i threw it away and she even offered to send money for me. I had to end up explaining to her that you cant trust every book and had to tell her about Wsex ,sportsbook.com etc but she still offered. So either shes setting me up and waiting til we get married to take me for everything or i just lucked out.
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  19. 08-28-12 07:05 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    300???

    What the **** is with the chump change fella?
    Gambling is entertainment for me Brocker. I piss $300 on something like a dinner out or flying somewhere for the weekend. $5 bets get me as jazzed as $500, at least on sports.

    Quote Originally Posted by paranoyd androyd View Post
    do you have a shared savings account with your fiance or something?
    Yes. We commingled everything. I insisted on it b/c in NY commingling accounts is prima facie evidence of an intent to create communal property. Pre-marital assets can be shielded in separate accounts and she's got a lot more of those than me... Gotta think ahead to the divorce!

    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Unreal

    Do you ask your wife for permission to go to the bathroom?

    I'm guessing your wife straps on a didlo and bangs you in the ass
    Only for poopies. I can do the peeps by my lonesome.
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  20. 08-28-12 07:09 PM #20
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    Really unload this weekend boner!
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  21. 08-28-12 07:14 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    300???

    What the **** is with the chump change fella?
    lol..Brock your a rich son of a bitch..go get em this season
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  22. 08-28-12 07:17 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlickFazzer View Post
    Really unload this weekend boner!
    I'll scream your name as I do Fazzer.
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  23. 08-28-12 07:17 PM #23
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    must be one billable hour for you boner?
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  24. 08-28-12 07:26 PM #24
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    guys like you are the reason why some bitches need to get pimp slapped...
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  25. 08-28-12 07:27 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    lol..Brock your a rich son of a bitch..go get em this season
    i plan on it JJ!!

    Boner..i hear you pal. Up your units!
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  26. 08-28-12 07:33 PM #26
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    Brock likes units up...arse joke

    And you fukkin morons never heard of funny money, 'cept for ngates? right now i got $300 cash in my closet, $600 in a bank account she doesn't know about plus funds in couple books and one fantasy site...

    any married man without funny money deserves to be unhappy
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  27. 08-28-12 07:37 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by hels View Post
    $300 is far beyond minimum wage.

    Good luck fella.
    about what i make a day on average....
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  28. 08-28-12 07:38 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by statnerds View Post
    brock likes units up...arse joke

    and you fukkin morons never heard of funny money, 'cept for ngates? Right now i got $300 cash in my closet, $600 in a bank account she doesn't know about plus funds in couple books and one fantasy site...

    Any married man without funny money deserves to be unhappy
    fixed it for you
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  29. 08-28-12 07:42 PM #29
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    hey...if the kid gets high on a $5 bet, more power to him.
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  30. 08-28-12 08:02 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Unreal

    Do you ask your wife for permission to go to the bathroom?

    I'm guessing your wife straps on a didlo and bangs you in the ass
    pics or it didn't happen
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    Boner break it off man

    She is controlling you already
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  32. 08-28-12 08:13 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner_18 View Post
    Gonna buy in for $300 at dsi. Having your balls chopped off boyss thats what it's like. Got permission to reload.

    Get money.
    When I first read this I laughed my ass off.

    I just got very sad.
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  33. 08-28-12 08:14 PM #33
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  34. 08-28-12 08:15 PM #34
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    Brock we need a rubberbander for college foots
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  35. 08-28-12 08:16 PM #35
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