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    I'm Barack Obama and I Approve This Ad

    Hello, Amerikkka. These are actual quotes from Me and the First Sasquatch. I hope you enjoy them as you vote for me.


    Barack Obama

    "I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites."
    "There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white."
    It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names."

    "I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa, that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself, the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, Dubois and Mandela."

    "Of course, not all my conversations in immigrant communities follow this easy pattern. In the wake of 9/11, my meetings with Arab and Pakistani Americans, for example, have a more urgent quality, for the stories of detentions and FBI questioning and hard stares from neighbors have shaken their sense of security and belonging. They have been reminded that the history of immigration in this country has a dark underbelly; they need specific assurances that their citizenship really means something, that America has learned the right lessons from the Japanese internments during World War II, and that I will stand with them should the political winds shift in an ugly direction."

    Michelle Obama

    "America is just downright mean. "
    "For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country (because my racist husband is being elected). "

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    the first thread on the second page that was bumped to the second page by this spam

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...ing-night.html

    i guess not a huge loss

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    mods ban this guy. he just starts threads to bash obama everyday. it clutters up player talk with garbage.

    ban ban ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    mods ban this guy. he just starts threads to bash obama everyday. it clutters up player talk with garbage.

    ban ban ban
    Is there a politics subforum? If there isn't there should be, all of this garbage and all of paulypoker's garbage should be sent there immediately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    the first thread on the second page that was bumped to the second page by this spam

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...ing-night.html

    i guess not a huge loss
    you broke character. getting a little under your skin??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
    you broke character. getting a little under your skin??
    what do you mean? I have like 8 different characters

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    pally boy your character here is to be a satirical ultra conservative

    this means you agree with this post and would never disparage it as spam.

    He got to you, you broke character it happens no big deal pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
    pally boy your character here is to be a satirical ultra conservative

    this means you agree with this post and would never disparage it as spam.

    He got to you, you broke character it happens no big deal pal
    um, I AM an Ultra Conservative

    I actually consider myself to be "Excruciatingly" Conservative

    In fact there are times when my Conservatism actually renders me immobile, when my stomach muscles and throat and neck muscles and bowels and back muscles all tense up simultaneously, and I realize that I am temporarily unable to move

    so of course I consider left-wing threads to be spam as well

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    Obama is the worst.

    Today I went to The Dark Knight Rises and because unemployment is up the place was packed.

    Had to wait in line for my popcorn, soda, candy .. .

    Obama did this to me.

    Obama will do this to you.

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    Well at least the op will have something to do until 2012 because barring a massive event Obama wins again in November.

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    I love Obama Bash threads!

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    me too

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