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    Chi_archie
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    Does your Wife/GF ever ask what your sportsbook balance is?

    mine pretty much knows, depending upon my mood and how many F bombs I'e been dropping during games.....

    but I mean there isn't much difference between 0 dollars in my account or 111 dollars at most...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    mine pretty much knows, depending upon my mood and how many F bombs I'e been dropping during games.....

    but I mean there isn't much difference between 0 dollars in my account or 111 dollars at most...
    Mine never asks and if she did I'd tell her to shut up and not worry about it lest she jinx me!

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    I don't "gamble", so no LOL

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    She doesn't ask often, but I tell her if she does.

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    she knows better than that
    i'll put her in check if she even asks
    she gets a cut anyway though

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    Chi_archie
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    lotta tough guys here with old fashioned relationships... I'm envious

    I only wear the pants 40-60% of the time

    she makes all the $ though so its a decent trade off

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    This one time I was at Smoke's beach house, and his supermodel girlfriend walked in the room, asked how the games were going, and what his balance was.

    He simply wagged his finger at her, as if he was Dikembe Mutombo, and told her that she knew better than to ask.

    Amazingly, she asked again.

    Smoke immediately put her in a figure-four leg lock until she apologized.

    Let's just say she has never asked again.
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    I have always told about big wins and regreted it afterwards.

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    None of there business



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    She knows, I'm pacing behind the couch

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    Chi_archie
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    lol

    gotta go find a thread from 4 years ago, to give you an idea what i'm dealing with....

    i've had 17 ultimatums to quit SBR or lose her....

    but i've snaked away time and time again...

    4 years ago I told her I was inviting some guys like Brock Landers and Iwinyourmoney over for dinner... she bitched slapped me after I made a hidden cam video of her hating me and all of SBR

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    manny24
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    it's like that old joke: what do you tell a girl with 2 black guys?...wait a minute wrong joke nevermind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    mine pretty much knows, depending upon my mood and how many F bombs I'e been dropping during games.....

    but I mean there isn't much difference between 0 dollars in my account or 111 dollars at most...
    Same shit chi she knows. She asked what was in there today because I'm up a ton and we got into a fight because I hate cashing out. Heading outvoted pogos now. Late

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    she's gonna know i'm nearing 200 dollars in the account after this pirate win. I can't keep my stupid trap shut!

    now i'll have to spring for pizza hut tomorrow

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    Mine does not give a fukk.
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    mine doesn't care, as long as she has access to my bank account

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    Let her know that you OWN her

    If it becomes bad put her in leg lock like I did..

    She will never say another word about it
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    She doesn't know the balance, doesn't care what the balance is, but when I give her my CC she could care less that I gamble. She doesn't care if I'm a loan shark or professional assassin.
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    Mine doesn't ask. She pretty much assumes it will be at or near zero in the very near future.

    She can be a real smartass like that.

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    Mine will ask from time to time, "Are you cash anything out soon?"

    I usually reply with, "No...I need to reload."

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    Think it all comes down to how it's communicated in the end...I tell mine if she asks. I don't share the size of my wagers though but at the same time she loves to spend and does not share the amounts of her purchases either so it ends up being a wash..

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    My women don't talk business with me ever. If they wanted to they wouldn't stay my women.That's man talk.

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    I am living a double life here. She knows, but never ask about my balance or how much I've lost. The way I look at its my money and plain and simple a degenerate. She would leave me if she knew how much I play monthly.

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    Westerner men let there wives have equal rights as men. Lol, tell her to ggo get her nails done and not worry about what ur fucken balance is.

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    MMAChicka actualy likes meeting the local for the larger MMA cashes.

    She knows the offshore books are for action. So she rarely asks, but I do brag if I somehow hit a crazy streak or parlay or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    lotta tough guys here with old fashioned relationships... I'm envious

    I only wear the pants 40-60% of the time

    she makes all the $ though so its a decent trade off
    sounds grim, couldn't deal with that

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    King Mayan
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    My wife=my accountant...


    SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING!

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    paco
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    My wife=my accountant...


    SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING!
    Mayan, I love u but Thas some pretty pussy shit lol

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    The only reason she opens her mouth is to give me head.

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    King Mayan
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Mayan, I love u but Thas some pretty pussy shit lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by hels View Post
    The only reason she opens her mouth is to give me head.
    i'm interested in knowing how she eats?

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    this.

    women are weak and need to be put in their place.

    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Westerner men let there wives have equal rights as men. Lol, tell her to ggo get her nails done and not worry about what ur fucken balance is.

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    She has the password and can check it anytime she wants. Even bet 25 bucks on a Tiger game last year. Took me 4 hours over wings and beer to explain to her why she only got back 23 and change.

    But she paid for the snacks.

    Good gal.

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    I am transparent that I bet on sports. She sometimes asks how did I do today? meaning win/loss. She supports me in my endeavors and wants me to succeed.

    The subject of account balance never comes close to being raised. That would be ridiculous. It's my money and we treat each other well.

    There are definitely some sharps and squares in this thread regarding relationships. Choose wisely gentlemen!

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    Be careful. You could report your balance weekly as:
    Start: $5,000
    Week 1: $6,000
    Week 2: $8,000
    Week 3: $13,000
    Week 4: $19,000
    Week 5: $16,000
    ...and after Week 5 she might get pissed because you lost $3,000.

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    Sometimes she asks if I am winning my bets some nights or how I did...she never asks how much is in my account

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