If things couldn't get weirder:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...7130931&page=1
During 2006 a skinny-fat, large-breasted vermin from Aurora, Illionois named David Shahmuradyan began posting on bodybuilding.com as "xxbigdavexx117". He ventured into the Music forum and decided to regail us his various tales; there was the time he got molested by a man named Jeremy in the back of his van after a metal concert, the time he broke into tears while listneing to metallica (name uncapitalized on purpose). He also had various fictitious stories, such as; how he had intercourse with a human female, that his cell phone's contact list was full with "500 metalheads," that he had heard every metal band in existance and that that somehow magically surmounted to only 14GB of harddrive space.
Alas, after a shock and awe style bombardment by my predocessor and his counterparts littledave decided to try his luck again under a new name. He contacted bigpoppaproppy, had littledave banned and under BPP's permission created Up_Chuck, he even callously boasted this several times on the forum.
Well you're saying, this only proves that Up_Chuck and littledave are one in the same, how are we certain that DatDereFatTech is the same person. Another excellent question ****tards! Mr. Shahmuradyan is so stupid he cannot create an original username:
I have no problem with Brah but this shit is pretty funny.
Don't forget he has admitted on here he was once fat, he is from Chicago, he has a well documented history with bodybuilding.com and he has started threads about rock and metal music.
Coincidences? I will let you be the judge.