[GenosPicks]

oops... it's actually the 26th.. off to a great start here
It’s The Monday morning Hangover where—if you hit the weekend like me—you find yourself going through cocktail napkins, betting receipts and to-go containers trying to piece it together. Here’s what leaps to mind.

NC State isn’t worth anyone’s money.
Did anyone waste their Thursday night watching this sloppy embarrassment? They looked horrible in their 44-14 pasting at the hands of Tom O'Brien's Bearcats. I haven’t had that much trouble watching the Wolfpack since Hangover 2.


Oklahoma State doesn’t miss Dana Holgerson much at all
Yes I took the Aggies in my Saturday morning NCAA Thread and was shopping online as they trotted into the locker leading 20 -3, but Brandon Weeden led his cowboys to a second half embarrassment outscoring 27 to 9 points in garbage time. Last time anyone got pushed around like that Rhianna was still dating Chris Brown. Relax, B rown has made amends with his recent PSA saying “Kids, you don’t hit women, and you don’t hit them hard… otherwise they black out and lose the lesson.”


The Chargers should never be double digit favorites.
I’ve said it in my podscast (shamelss plug, new episodes every Friday); The Chargers never blow anyone out because their coach isn’t aggressive enough. Giving Norv Turner the Chargers offense is like giving a retarded person a 12-inch penis… sure it’s a great scoring unit, but he doesn’t know how to use it and it’s end with black men crying and the people that love them hurting the next day. The Chargers go from 0 to 20 in two quarters and idle there the rest of the game. Oh and while we may have bashed Swingin’ Johnson last week, he nailed this one as well as the raiders and Fins as he bounced back with a 3 and 1 week in his Week 3 Thread. Take a listen and hop on board for next week!


Thread of the Week
Yes it’s mine… my first ever GENO’SPICKS VIDEO posted in
Geno the Comedian from Costa Rica checking in tells you all you need to know about me but my good friend McBa1n was offended in so many ways by it and I am going to defend him here as explain who I am and what I will be bringing to the forum.
McBa1n thought some of the jokes were over the top and they were but that is the style of my Video Picks. In a nutshell they are EXACTLY as McBa1n says “Most of your facts are about the ESPN level” No sir that is wrong. ALL of my facts are ESPN level because the formula for these videos is to what I see on ESPN in my work as a comedian and on-air personality and make a pick based on a joke I write from them. I could never do what any of you guys do. Great handicappers have a gift for crunching incredible minutiae of data and getting answers. GENO’S PICKS offer something different by throwing all that out of the window and whatever the joke says—i.e I won on the Ravens yesterday not based solely on the joke from Geno's Picks Week 3 that “Ray Rice led the team in rushing and receiving in week two; nobody’s carried a load that big since Jenna Jameson left the porn industry.” And that alone pointed me to the Ravens.

That said, I hope McBa1n as well as everyone—many of you have already become fans and Thank you—realizes these videos are kind of unique as we I am trying to do something you guys can’t do as much as you all bring things to the page I cannot. Oh and if you go back and look at my youtube page with the full past four years at www.youtube.com/genospicks, you will see that these picks—NOT ME but the jokes—are 57% ATS over the past four years.

Oh and Mcba1n goes on to say that I should “just put up a video every week so we can all get paid. Your numbers are so full of crap, anyone could bankrupt Vegas with them.” He’s right again, while my NCAA picks–which will post every Friday—are 4-2, my NFL season is off to a 3-11-1 start. I guess that makes McBa1n 1-0

See you tomorrow!