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    PorkChop
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    First thing you guy's do after winning a big bet..

    This is a just a fun thread. But what's the first thing you guys do after you win a big bet? I know everyone has different standards, but usually what's your first reaction. Mine is immediately go back to the sports-book and look at the next games' lines. (Which is where my gambling problem begins).

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    laclippers504
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    If its over 4 dimes I count my money....best feeling ever. If its under.....on to the next

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    jjgold
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    Pay off fukkkin debt

    It's no game Son

    You think I am buying gifts with it,???

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    RubberKettle
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    Think about how I'm gonna get my rooster wet that night.

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    BIGDAY
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    Drink a good beer if I win.

    If I lose... shot of whisky

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    ngates815
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    If over 1000 Pray for Monday and I don't lay down another bet before then.

    Cash that fukk out.

    And pray that I'm not out at the bar with friends otherwise a 500 dollar win will shrink down to 200-250...



    But normally after every Bet or during the last 1 minute if it's a close game...run the fukk outside and smoke a cig/drink a beer.

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    TR88
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    log in and refresh that shit till the money are in my account and at the same time talking shit to the book in my head and telling myself im sharper than them
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    Richkas
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    Thank the lord

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    You could always do what JJ does - choke yourself with an electrical cord for sexual release.

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    crjohnson32
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    visit the local escort section of backpage.com

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    SportsMushroom
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    take a nice long dump while reading a magazine

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    spend the winnings at the titty bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChop View Post
    This is a just a fun thread. But what's the first thing you guys do after you win a big bet? I know everyone has different standards, but usually what's your first reaction. Mine is immediately go back to the sports-book and look at the next games' lines. (Which is where my gambling problem begins).
    I listen to "Got Money" by Lil Wayne and verify my balance at the sportsbook.

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    EDDIE MONEY LINE
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    Tickle my grundle until I jizzzz all over the place. Then pick another winner

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    i usually say "its like taking candy from a baby." then i place another (bigger) play, that is inevitably doomed.

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    I have my lady rub one out for me!!!!!! Then look for the next winner

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    Housemoney
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    Immediately check my balance in the sportsbook, but I usually lose the big ones.

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    EASTCOAST EASY
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    Then after i hit again i lay back with the odds while my lady rides me like a wild cowgirl

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    hubie69
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    I do a couple of things, depending on the win. Usually I have JJ's mom come by to give me some release. Then count Money. The problem being that JJ's mom always wants a cut!

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    Brock Landers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richkas View Post
    Thank the lord
    This

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    Masu485
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    You make a thread about the big $50 win.

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    Nothing

    it's a long game

    until I retire with 40million

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    tony_come
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    It's a process/business

    it's not a game

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    Tech N9ne
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    Jerk off until I bust a nut and fall asleep

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    JGILL50
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    bet on another game what else

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