1. 09-15-11 01:31 PM #1
    saints7011
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    Who Hasnt Renewed There PRO Status Because They're Fukkin Broke...

    not me boys...no way...fukk that...

    I cant fukkin pick winners...

    but no way in hell was I gonna get "ragged" for being broke...
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  2. 09-15-11 01:32 PM #2
    Mikail
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    Not me. Matter of fact I just made a deposit few days ago.
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  3. 09-15-11 01:33 PM #3
    saints7011
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikail View Post
    Not me. Matter of fact I just made a deposit few days ago.
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  4. 09-15-11 01:37 PM #4
    Mikail
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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    Would you like proof of my deposit?
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  5. 09-15-11 01:38 PM #5
    Masu485
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    I can't renew mine because I only play at Matchbook now and can't use them for pro status.
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  6. 09-15-11 01:43 PM #6
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    I'm broke too. Christmas is rolling around so I'll be alright. You can never give up.

    I have a Christmas reload business plan in place though:

    1) Beginning of December go around to all the public telephones and rip off the receivers and coin boxes
    +$50.00
    2) Go to dollar store buy some red paint and brush -$2.00
    3) See a mom buying pretty Christmas dress with white fringe for daughter. Knock her the fukk out.
    +$140 CASH MONEY in purse+ 500 cash ATM before cards shut down + dress
    4) Paint phone receivers red rip off white fringe from dress and past them on $0.00
    5) Find Salvation Army bell ringer dressed like santa. Knock him the fukk out with pot. Take santa clothing. Quick pinch if mood strikes. +$300
    6) December 24 dress as Santa bring phone receivers to orphanages. Tell kids they are Santa's special phone to get presents. Sell at profit while casing location(s) +$5.00
    7) December 24 night raid gifts from well meaning simpletons. Sell at flea market fishhead recomends. +$4000

    NET $4993
    Back in the game never give up boys!
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  7. 09-15-11 01:47 PM #7
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    I only play at heritage now.

    There's a lot of guys on here who deposited 200 and are still broke. 200 dollars is a rough night at the bar.
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  8. 09-15-11 01:54 PM #8
    yisman
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    mrmarket, pinch Santa?
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  9. 09-15-11 02:06 PM #9
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    i used to get money from this hoodrat ive been banging for a while, but her boyfriend keeps losing her paychecks every week cus he has a bad gambling problem and is a bookies wet dream... so i havent been able to get money from her lately...
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  10. 09-15-11 02:08 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    i used to get money from this hoodrat ive been banging for a while, but her boyfriend keeps losing her paychecks every week cus he has a bad gambling problem and is a bookies wet dream... so i havent been able to get money from her lately...
    you should get the boyfriend kicked out...

    and then you can move in with the hoodrat...

    what she look like...
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  11. 09-15-11 02:14 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    i used to get money from this hoodrat ive been banging for a while, but her boyfriend keeps losing her paychecks every week cus he has a bad gambling problem and is a bookies wet dream... so i havent been able to get money from her lately...
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  12. 09-15-11 02:16 PM #12
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    Broke

    Want to be a pro bad

    Will do anything
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  13. 09-15-11 02:17 PM #13
    King Mayan
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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    i used to get money from this hoodrat ive been banging for a while, but her boyfriend keeps losing her paychecks every week cus he has a bad gambling problem and is a bookies wet dream... so i havent been able to get money from her lately...
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  14. 09-15-11 02:17 PM #14
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    Sent my renewal in the same day as the I received the PM.

    Nice work Saints!
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  15. 09-15-11 02:18 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    you should get the boyfriend kicked out...

    and then you can move in with the hoodrat...

    what she look like...
    just some goofy white kid...sometimes when she does her walk of shame from my place, i feel bad for him
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  16. 09-15-11 02:20 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    just some goofy white kid...sometimes when she does her walk of shame from my place, i feel bad for him
    yea , fukk that goofy bastard...

    you should take his girlfriend...
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  17. 09-15-11 02:22 PM #17
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    I'm strictly locals now so I don't see the reason to do it.
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  18. 09-15-11 02:28 PM #18
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    To renew your status is it the same steps as signing up the first time, but you have to use a different book?
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  19. 09-15-11 02:29 PM #19
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    Its all about being pro here
    We non pros are looked down upon
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  20. 09-15-11 02:30 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by letsgo View Post
    To renew your status is it the same steps as signing up the first time, but you have to use a different book?
    raydog , is ^^^^^ him...
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  21. 09-15-11 02:33 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Broke

    Want to be a pro bad

    Will do anything
    Work?
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  22. 09-15-11 02:34 PM #22
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    haha...i totally agree, saints...
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  23. 09-15-11 02:54 PM #23
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    paco.. I noticed he wasnt pro and was stunned.

    paco, just buy a $200 house in detroit and flip it for $400 and youll be back in the game
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  24. 09-15-11 02:56 PM #24
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    i tried, but im not redopositing into 5crimes.
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  25. 09-15-11 02:58 PM #25
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    you have about a dozen other choices, doesnt have to be 5d
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  26. 09-15-11 03:27 PM #26
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    I tried to deposit to my original book without luck so unfortunately I will have to lose the privilege. It was fun for a year and I thank SBR for introducing this program but all good things must come to an end for me.
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  27. 09-15-11 03:42 PM #27
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    Saints, do you ever make your lady dress up like the cheer leaders in the movie Drumline?
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  28. 09-15-11 03:48 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by letsgo View Post
    To renew your status is it the same steps as signing up the first time, but you have to use a different book?
    cole,

    you can use the same book now if you do it before your renewal period expires
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  29. 09-15-11 03:57 PM #29
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    I never got it to begin with because I already had accounts open at all the major books before they invented this Pro thing. Guess if you have been here a while you get the shaft
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  30. 09-15-11 04:15 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    yea , fukk that goofy bastard... you should take his girlfriend...
    says the guy with the goofiest line ever over his avatar
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  31. 09-15-11 04:29 PM #31
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    obamaismyuncle
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