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    BEANTOWNJIM
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    (is beantownjim on the decline)

    BOYS I HAVE TO TELL YOU I THINK AGE IS CATCHING UP WITH ME ITS A SAD DAY BUT I NOTICE THINGS CHANGING IN MY LIFE AND I DONT LIKE IT.

    TODAY I WENT TO THE CHINATOWN YMCA AND WORKED OUT I NOTICE I AM STRUGGLING TO LIFT THE WEIGHTS I USED TO TAKE FOR GRANTED.I DID THE NAUTILAUS TODAY AND I WAS DOING 7 PLATES ON THE BENCH PRESS THEN 5 MINUTES LATER A 70 YEAR OLD CHINESE WOMEN DID THE SAME MACHINE AND SHE HAD ON 5 PLATES.BOYS YOU DO THE MATH ME A HEALTHY 51 YEAR OLD IS JUST BARELY AS STRONG AS A 70 YEAR OLD CHINESE WOMEN

    ON THE GOLF COURSE I USED TO DRIVE THE BALL 270 YARDS GUYS USED TO SAY TO ME MAN YOU HIT THE BALL LONG AND STRAIGHT NOW THE REGULAR GUYS I PLAY WITH SAY YOUR DRIVER MUST BE DEAD YOU HAVE LOST SOME DISTANCE NOW I AM THINKING OF GOING TO A REGULAR SHAFT ON MY DRIVER INSTEAD OF A STIFF.I CAN STILL PLAY A PRETTY GOOD GAME OF GOLF BUT I AM HITTING LONGER CLUBS TO ALL THE HOLES

    AND FOR SEX I WAS NEVER JOHN HOLMES BUT I USED TO ENJOY SEX NOW MY LOVELY WIFE HAS TO SEDUCE ME AND EVEN THEN I SAY LET ME WATCH THIS LAST PLAY.I HAVE NEVER TRIED VIAGRA BUT IT MIGHT BE TIME I JUST DONT WANT TO WALK AROUND TOWN WITH A BONAR FOR 6 HOURS I MIGHT END UP ON THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST.I HAVE NOTICED MY PENIS ISNT QUITE WHAT IT USED TO BE BOYS THE ONCE PROUD BEANTOWNJIM NOW DOESNT PULL IT OUT AS FREELY AS I USED TO.I WANTED TO GO GET A MASSAGE BUT I WAS AFFRAID I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO PERFORM IF THE MASSAGE LADY WANTS TO TAKE IT A STEP FURTHER.20 YEARS AGO I WOULD BE BANGING BROADS EVERY OTHER DAY I WAS YOUNG AND HAD MONEY

    IN CLOSING BOYS AGE HAS ALSO AFFECTED MY GAMBLING THIS LAST YEAR I AM DOING SOME REALLY STUPID THINGS LIKE BETTING 1200 TO MAKE 800 DOLLARS WITH TIM WAKEFIELD I HATE THIS F-CKING GUY AND ESPECIALLY AT A BIG PRICE.BOYS SATURDAY NIGHT I WAS UP 1,680 DOLLARS AFTER YESTERDAY I KNOW OWE MY LOCAL GUY 1100 I BET TWO HUGE FAVORITES YESTERDAY AND BOTH FOR BIG MONEY.MY MIND IS ALSO GOING FELLAS

    I DONT HAVE A GRIN WHEN AGE SETS IN

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    BEANTOWNJIM
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    WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU NAZ YOUR GOING TO GET OLD ALSO.

    I WANT TO HIT 275 YARD DRIVES AGAIN BOYS THATS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING RIGHT NOW.I AM GOING TO TRY A REGULAR SHAFT ON MY DRIVER I HOPE IT HELPS

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    The Prick
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    beaner head on down to the river dancin irish social club and have a steam with alla them other mick queers an yer jimmy will make ya feel 18 again slappy

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    Who is this impostor? This is not BTJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    BOYS I HAVE TO TELL YOU I THINK AGE IS CATCHING UP WITH ME ITS A SAD DAY BUT I NOTICE THINGS CHANGING IN MY LIFE AND I DONT LIKE IT.

    TODAY I WENT TO THE CHINATOWN YMCA AND WORKED OUT I NOTICE I AM STRUGGLING TO LIFT THE WEIGHTS I USED TO TAKE FOR GRANTED.I DID THE NAUTILAUS TODAY AND I WAS DOING 7 PLATES ON THE BENCH PRESS THEN 5 MINUTES LATER A 70 YEAR OLD CHINESE WOMEN DID THE SAME MACHINE AND SHE HAD ON 5 PLATES.BOYS YOU DO THE MATH ME A HEALTHY 51 YEAR OLD IS JUST BARELY AS STRONG AS A 70 YEAR OLD CHINESE WOMEN

    ON THE GOLF COURSE I USED TO DRIVE THE BALL 270 YARDS GUYS USED TO SAY TO ME MAN YOU HIT THE BALL LONG AND STRAIGHT NOW THE REGULAR GUYS I PLAY WITH SAY YOUR DRIVER MUST BE DEAD YOU HAVE LOST SOME DISTANCE NOW I AM THINKING OF GOING TO A REGULAR SHAFT ON MY DRIVER INSTEAD OF A STIFF.I CAN STILL PLAY A PRETTY GOOD GAME OF GOLF BUT I AM HITTING LONGER CLUBS TO ALL THE HOLES

    AND FOR SEX I WAS NEVER JOHN HOLMES BUT I USED TO ENJOY SEX NOW MY LOVELY WIFE HAS TO SEDUCE ME AND EVEN THEN I SAY LET ME WATCH THIS LAST PLAY.I HAVE NEVER TRIED VIAGRA BUT IT MIGHT BE TIME I JUST DONT WANT TO WALK AROUND TOWN WITH A BONAR FOR 6 HOURS I MIGHT END UP ON THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST.I HAVE NOTICED MY PENIS ISNT QUITE WHAT IT USED TO BE BOYS THE ONCE PROUD BEANTOWNJIM NOW DOESNT PULL IT OUT AS FREELY AS I USED TO.I WANTED TO GO GET A MASSAGE BUT I WAS AFFRAID I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO PERFORM IF THE MASSAGE LADY WANTS TO TAKE IT A STEP FURTHER.20 YEARS AGO I WOULD BE BANGING BROADS EVERY OTHER DAY I WAS YOUNG AND HAD MONEY

    IN CLOSING BOYS AGE HAS ALSO AFFECTED MY GAMBLING THIS LAST YEAR I AM DOING SOME REALLY STUPID THINGS LIKE BETTING 1200 TO MAKE 800 DOLLARS WITH TIM WAKEFIELD I HATE THIS F-CKING GUY AND ESPECIALLY AT A BIG PRICE.BOYS SATURDAY NIGHT I WAS UP 1,680 DOLLARS AFTER YESTERDAY I KNOW OWE MY LOCAL GUY 1100 I BET TWO HUGE FAVORITES YESTERDAY AND BOTH FOR BIG MONEY.MY MIND IS ALSO GOING FELLAS

    I DONT HAVE A GRIN WHEN AGE SETS IN
    Same Jimmy

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    beaner mid life crises?
    what are you like 60? that means you gonna live till 120 learn how to live it, and adjust

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    BEANTOWNJIM
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    ITS ME PAVY BOY THE ONCE CONFIDENT BEANTOWNJIM HAS LOST HIS MOJO

    I JUST NEED A BOOST I AM STILL FEELING PRETTY GOOD PHYSICALLY BUT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT BECOMING WEAKER.

    I USED TO WALK RIGHT DOWN THE STREET HELL IF 4 NIGERIANS WERE WALKING DOWN THE SIDEWALK I WOULD WALK RIGHT THROUGH THEM I HAD CONFIDENTS NOW THAT I AM GETTING OLDER IF 4 NIGERIANS ARE WALKING DOWN THE SIDEWALK I GO TO THE OTHER SIDE.

    MAYBE I NEED TO FIGHT SOMEBODY AND WIN JUST TO GET THE FEELING OF POWER BACK.I HAVE SEEN JJGOLDS ACT I KNOW I COULD KICK THAT JEWS ARSE HEY JJGOLD WHY DONT YOU COME TO SOUTH BOSTON AND BE MY PUNCHING BAG FOR AN AFTERNOON

    TALE OF THE TAPE FOR BEANTOWNJIM

    HEIGHT 5'11''
    WEIGHT 228
    ARMS 14 INCHES
    CHEST 48
    WAIST 38
    CALVES 12
    FEET 11
    PENIS 6 OR 7 GIVE OR TAKE AN INCH

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    BEANTOWNJIM
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    I KNOW CONFIDENCE SOME F-CKING FAKE YUPPY WILL DEFINITLY PICK UP ON THIS

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    Baruch HaShem BTJ! You need to go to services for the High Holidays this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Baruch HaShem BTJ! You need to go to services for the High Holidays this year.
    this post is quite shocking

    i was waiting for you to say, i live in santa barbara, you know the most wealthy area on earth, and we do not age here, in some parts of the city we get younger as time moves on

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    Damn Jim, take a fuk'in happy pill and get over it bro! Sounds like you're lacking in the T-zone area bro! They got a pill for that, fuk they got a pill for everything! Better living through pharmaceuticals pal! Or is this all a rouse because you bet on Wakefield? They don't call him Wake the Flake for noth'in bud! Risky pitchers will screw you every time!

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    BEANTOWNJIM
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    HEY ILLINI IF I DO GO TO THE TEMPLE WITH YOU FOR THE HIGH HOLIDAYS THE JEWS WONT HIT ME UP FOR A DONATION WILL THEY.THE F-CKING CATHOLICS HIT ME WITH A DOUBLE COLLECTION ON SUNDAYS.I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY IT COSTS MONEY TO GO TO CHURCH

    I USED TO GO TO CHURCH ALMOST EVERY SUNDAY THEN ST MARY'S WENT TO A DOUBLE COLLECTION AND I SAID I CANT AFFORD TO GO TO CHURCH ANYMORE

    SHALOM BOYS

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    I heard that a hat gets passed around at Church. That is confusing to me and pretty funny at the same time. Nobody is going to hit you up for money. See you soon BTJ!

    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    HEY ILLINI IF I DO GO TO THE TEMPLE WITH YOU FOR THE HIGH HOLIDAYS THE JEWS WONT HIT ME UP FOR A DONATION WILL THEY.THE F-CKING CATHOLICS HIT ME WITH A DOUBLE COLLECTION ON SUNDAYS.I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY IT COSTS MONEY TO GO TO CHURCH

    I USED TO GO TO CHURCH ALMOST EVERY SUNDAY THEN ST MARY'S WENT TO A DOUBLE COLLECTION AND I SAID I CANT AFFORD TO GO TO CHURCH ANYMORE

    SHALOM BOYS

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    BTJ/Mr Bulger-How is it that you can post from PCCF in Hingham

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