1. 07-18-11 11:45 AM #1
    jjgold
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    Real Simple Here: What Category Gambler Are You??

    1. Square
    2. Semi Sharp
    3. Sharp

    Semi Sharp
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  2. 07-18-11 11:47 AM #2
    Deuce
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  3. 07-18-11 11:48 AM #3
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    I'm a semi
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  4. 07-18-11 11:50 AM #4
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    3.
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  5. 07-18-11 11:55 AM #5
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    As much as I'd like to be a sharp gambler, I'll always be a square. Don't have time to stare at computer screens and chase steam, nor trust the books that are slow moving enough that I can still get down on a play. Not smart enough to develop a black box model to spit out winners, besides the price of paying for a database to get started that I would be too cheap to pay for. Math nerds can use theorums and shit that I'll never understand to aid in handicapping and the truth of the matter is I barely survived algebra 2. So yes Im always going to be a square.
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  6. 07-18-11 11:59 AM #6
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    Sharp as a knife. Or sword.



    Well no, not really.
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    Reload gave Dad 5 SBR Point(s) for this post.
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  7. 07-18-11 12:04 PM #7
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    4. Gambler who makes money as both square and sharp
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  8. 07-18-11 12:06 PM #8
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    I would categorize myself as a Semi-Sharp Square.
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  9. 07-18-11 12:20 PM #9
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    Square, definitely a square.
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  10. 07-18-11 12:28 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    4. Gambler who makes money as both square and sharp
    This ...true winners know how to pick spots.
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  11. 07-18-11 12:32 PM #11
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    Depends on the sport for me. Wierd huh
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  12. 07-18-11 12:32 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Sharp as a knife. Or sword.



    Well no, not really.
    We need a sports book to get this babe on their site. Maybe a "Samurai Saturdays" promotion - get all your losses 'cut' in half every Saturday. (*10x rollover on returned funds, 100-day hold, Sides and totals up to -150 only, No parlays, etc.)
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  13. 07-18-11 12:41 PM #13
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    I'm such a hamburger, I should have my own category.

    Something like this....
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  14. 07-18-11 12:46 PM #14
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    3. Sharp*














    *with emotional, behavioral, psychological, and disciplinary disorders and disabilities
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  15. 07-18-11 12:47 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I'm such a hamburger, I should have my own category.

    Something like this....
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  16. 07-18-11 12:49 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reload View Post
    We need a sports book to get this babe on their site. Maybe a "Samurai Saturdays" promotion - get all your losses 'cut' in half every Saturday. (*10x rollover on returned funds, 100-day hold, Sides and totals up to -150 only, No parlays, etc.)
    Reload, thank you for the points, son.
    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I'm such a hamburger, I should have my own category.

    Something like this....
    Opie, nothing wrong with Hamburgers pal.

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  17. 07-18-11 12:49 PM #17
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    Wats the definition for all three?
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  18. 07-18-11 12:54 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by leafs_ducks View Post
    Wats the definition for all three?

    lol welcome to squareville
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  19. 07-18-11 12:57 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Sharp as a knife. Or sword.



    Well no, not really.
    What was the question again.
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  20. 07-18-11 12:59 PM #20
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    0-25 my last 5 plays. can't get more square than that.
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  21. 07-18-11 01:08 PM #21
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    Pro football....semi sharp

    College football....it's always a roller coaster....too many games for a guy like myself who just loves to have action going (square move) all day and night on a Saturday.

    Everything else....not sure what you call a guy ends up pushing money back & forth until he finally gets bored.......goes for the home run.........and strikes out while falling on his face. SquareTard?
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  22. 07-18-11 01:11 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I'm such a hamburger, I should have my own category.

    Something like this....
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  23. 07-18-11 01:12 PM #23
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    Semi sharp
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  24. 07-18-11 01:19 PM #24
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    I dont know, JJ. You tell me...........
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  25. 07-18-11 01:44 PM #25
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    Dull as a butterknife
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  26. 07-18-11 01:52 PM #26
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    I'm as square as the day is long...
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  27. 07-18-11 02:05 PM #27
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    degenerate
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  28. 07-18-11 02:05 PM #28
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    i'm the point on all four corners of the square...peace..
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  29. 07-18-11 02:17 PM #29
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    NYY every game sharp
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  30. 07-18-11 02:24 PM #30
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    They don't get much sharper than myself.
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  31. 07-18-11 02:25 PM #31
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    bored
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  32. 07-18-11 02:28 PM #32
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    semi hard
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  33. 07-18-11 02:32 PM #33
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    im a fukkin square/box

    but I think outside from the box
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  34. 07-18-11 02:40 PM #34
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    Call me!
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  35. 07-18-11 02:40 PM #35
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    winner
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