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    The science of WTA futures for Wimby..

    Science? There really is none if you think about it. So here is my advice for picking a women's winner for this dam thing..
    Take your bracket and put it in front of your dog or cat..What ever player the dam animal points to, pick them. Fido or spot has just about a good a chance of picking the winner as you do. And they have no biases. That said here is the list from 5 dimes..

    The I'm retired and also injured but the books are too lazy to realize this so I might come back and win the whole dam thing at 34 angle,or yell at my brother Marat when I play like shit angle...Schnyder and Safina

    The I used to be a former #1 but know have more mental problems than a shithouse rat angle are..Jankovic, Ivanovic,Sharapova

    The I'm red hot right now angle and ready to give you the beat down angle.....Lisicki,Cibulkova..

    My favorite..the I will play my ass off due to the fact if don't then my abusive tennis father will kill me angle...
    Rezai,Dokic(not listed),Lucic






    all players have action
    Maria Sharapova +410
    Serena Williams +450
    Na Li +875
    Venus Williams +950
    Caroline Wozniacki +1000
    Petra Kvitova +1175
    Victoria Azarenka +1400
    Vera Zvonareva +2200
    Samantha Stosur +2400
    Sabine Lisicki +3800
    Daniela Hantuchova +4000
    Marion Bartoli +5000
    Andrea Petkovic +6000
    Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova +7000
    Jelena Jankovic +8000
    Svetlana Kuznetsova +9000
    Agnieszka Radwanska +9000
    Dominika Cibulkova +10000
    Francesca Schiavone +11000
    Yanina Wickmayer +12000
    Julia Goerges +12000
    Ana Ivanovic +13000
    Tsvetana Pironkova +20000
    Nadia Petrova +24000
    Ekaterina Makarova +24000
    Lucie Safarova +26000
    Jie Zheng +30000
    Kaia Kanepi +32000
    Shuai Peng +35000
    Jarmila Gajdosova +38500
    Alisa Kleybanova +50000
    Flavia Pennetta +50000
    Maria Kirilenko +50000
    Bethanie Mattek-Sands +50000
    Maria Jose Martinez Sanchez +55000
    Dinara Safina +70000
    Aravane Rezai +100000
    Alexandra Dulgheru +100000
    Yaroslava Shvedova +100000
    Shahar Peer +100000
    Agnes Szavay +100000
    Patty Schnyder +100000
    Sara Errani +100000
    Iveta Benesova +100000
    Timea Bacsinszky +100000
    Polona Hercog +100000
    Simona Halep +100000
    Anna Chakvetadze +100000
    Elena Vesnina +100000
    Vera Dushevina +100000
    Alona Bondarenko +100000
    Kimiko Date Krumm +100000
    Greta Arn +100000
    Gisela Dulko +100000
    Carla Suarez Navarro +100000
    Alize Cornet +100000
    Anabel Medina Garrigues +100000
    Virginie Razzano +100000
    Sorana Cirstea +100000
    Lucie Hradecka +100000
    Mirjana Lucic +100000
    Rebecca Marino +100000
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    I can't believe Schnyder's listed
    Another awesome thread - you're on a roll tonight.

    You should tell Tony about Schnyder. Maybe he'll give you a freeplay

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    Womens tennis is at its weakest level of all times
    We have never had a weaker Number 1 tennis player in the last 100 years

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    beefcake, you missed the "I'm ugly and have nothing else to play for" angle and picked Schiavone, Kusznetsova etc.

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    yes women's tennis is at a very low level

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoV View Post
    beefcake, you missed the "I'm ugly and have nothing else to play for" angle and picked Schiavone, Kusznetsova etc.
    Yeah man, forgot that one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    I can't believe Schnyder's listed
    Another awesome thread - you're on a roll tonight.

    You should tell Tony about Schnyder. Maybe he'll give you a freeplay
    Gee thanks for the points!

    Yeah, a freebie would be nice!

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    Safina, Rezai and Schnyder.

    Rezai and Schnyder combined are 8-19 this year. Along with Safina, none of them have even won a SET in slams this year (Safina yet to win a single game in slam play this year!)

    GL though!

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    Cibulkova is far from hot right now

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    I love that angle " I will play my ass off due to the fact if don't then my abusive tennis father will kill me angle..."

    Thats funny, that could be used in gymnastics as well. Great job beefy

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    Quote Originally Posted by delpiero7 View Post
    Safina, Rezai and Schnyder.

    Rezai and Schnyder combined are 8-19 this year. Along with Safina, none of them have even won a SET in slams this year (Safina yet to win a single game in slam play this year!)

    GL though!
    Possibly another thing working against Safina this year.....she's hurt and not playing in Wimbly this year

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    Hard to win a major when you are home on the couch..

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    Rezai has been awful recently. I should know. I bet on her once and almost bet on her a second time and she got dominated both times.

    You should tell Tony about Schnyder. Maybe he'll give you a freeplay
    For what? You think her odds should be shorter?

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