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    zam77
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    I miss being a bachelor

    Just sittin at a corner bar after work drinking a great lakes hm and staring at hot barmaids Young guys enjoy it while it last. Go get some this weekend.

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    King Mayan
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    Every married man says this...

    But if your wife and kids left you, you would be crying like a bitch....
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    onetrickpony
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    i think zam needs a hall pass

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    Fang-Banger
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    it's the greatest thing on earth. no rules. all the freedom in the world!!

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    Any getting married in todays world is a jerkoff

    It does not work and economic suicide

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    Been married 20 years myself. I'm living the Al Bundy dream.

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    I enjoy being married w/kids personally. Of course I do miss the "freedom" of the bachelor life but I still go out with my buddies (single and married) on occasion. Being married I also found the joy that is early afternoon happy hour. Your wife won't be as mad if you go out early rather than being out late at night.

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    Agree with JJ. Humans aren't designed to mate/cohabitate with one partner for life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fang-Banger View Post
    it's the greatest thing on earth. no rules. all the freedom in the world!!
    And especially if you have a good girlfriend.

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    Some guy in Scotland just married this. 9,000 piercings. NICE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bb_skoots View Post



    Some guy in Scotland just married this. 9,000 piercings. NICE!
    OMG I thought that was some kind of easter candy bunny. lol

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    Almost everyone that is married is fukkin miserable

    Zammer get out of it

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    opie1988
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    Yes Zammer.....leave your wife & kids. Just think, you can move to Jersey and hang out with other middle-aged single guys. Y'all can borrow each others skull caps & flannel shirts.....and argue over who needs a bigger rooster hole in their cotton sweatpants.

    Sounds awesome!!
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    SEAHAWKHARRY
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Every married man says this...

    But if your wife and kids left you, you would be crying like a bitch....


    So freaking the truth spoken King. I think we want both really like summers off marriage like oct thru april...single May thru Sept

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    Already way ahead of ya.

    Wish me luck.

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    It's all about balance you fukks

    marriage is a good thing but it's a lot of work

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Almost everyone that is married is fukkin miserable Zammer get out of it
    100% fact

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    Been with my wife since 1987 and tomorrow is our 17th wedding anniversary.

    My wife is a major challenge and a pain in the ass but I would rather have that then a lonely life without her.

    I'm no picnic either.

    Also, without my wife, I would not have my kids, and that is something I could not live happilly without.

    As others say, it's all about a balanced life and it is true.
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    I love my wife and kids... And I wouldn't trade my life for anything. But get this straight you jj wannabees... Your cok will always always frustate you... Married or not. There's no denying that. So say your piece... But just make sure you remember your purpose in this life will never be simply one dimensional.

    Bachelorhood will always be missed... Just enjoy it while ya can... All I'm sayin.
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    I was never married, but I was in a relationship much like a marriage for 8 years with a girl who is easily a 9/10. All i can say is for every smokin HOT twat on this earth, there is a guy that is sick of fukking her and sick of her bullsh!t. You need to figure out if the juice is worth the squeeze, and in my case it was not.

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    My girlfriend is on my ass to get married. I told her the other night that I wasnt ready & her constant mentioning it was pissing me off & giving me anxiety.

    She hasnt talked to me in 48 hours

    So Im gonna get some strange tomorrow

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    My bday is next week, I will be 35. I guess its time to shit or get off the pot but I just dont see myself being married

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    I miss being a bachelor
    I dont...
    I just met a Fine Blond waitress at a SantaMonica Bar~bee~q joint

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    then go around and have sex with other people. no poijnt whining about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    I love my wife and kids... And I wouldn't trade my life for anything. But get this straight you jj wannabees... Your cok will always always frustate you... Married or not. There's no denying that. So say your piece... But just make sure you remember your purpose in this life will never be simply one dimensional.

    Bachelorhood will always be missed... Just enjoy it while ya can... All I'm sayin.
    This is the kind of message I needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    Just sittin at a corner bar after work drinking a great lakes hm and staring at hot barmaids Young guys enjoy it while it last. Go get some this weekend.
    I usually sit at a corner bar after work, drink the cheapest sheeet they got staring at hot chicas. I enjoy the hell outta it. However, there is no way I'm going to go get some this weekend. Sucks being a fat ginger man.

    One of these days I'll dye my hair and be a normal person. Until then.............

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    Do what over a third of married couples do and cheat on ur spouse. If you feel no remorse then you know the marraige wasnt meant to be. Too many married guys are insecure pussies who are too scared to put their foot down

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