[RoagBettor]

I love my gorgeous wife Sonja Bettor (as pictured) more than anything, but you'd think she was a f'n blonde by the sh*t she does. We've been together a long time now and she still doesn't know the basic things I like. And even when I SPECIFICALLY tell her, she f*cks it up.

For example, I asked her to get me some Ocean Spray Cran-Grape juice, NO SUGAR ADDED (this stuff is great for keeping you regular!). She's bought it like 10 times already this year for me. So what does she come home with - DIET. WTF, I don't do diet sh*t, never have never will it sucks. I tell her this morning while she's getting in the shower that she bought diet by mistake, and she says "I thought that's what you drank". Ugh.

Then last night, she offers to make me a sandwich for dinner because my back is hurting so bad I can't even get out of bed. I ask her to include a pickle but to make sure she dries it off because I don't like pickle juice running into my sandwich or my chips. Of course, there's pickle juice all over the plate. Not only that, but she brings me the cheap plastic plate that I NEVER use, ever! She knows this, I always use the ceramic dishware.

WTF! Am I too demanding? I don't think so. Everyone likes certain things and things a certain way. Even her (we won't get into that!). I'm not rude to her when she does this sh*t, but I do point it out.

Opinions/suggestions are appreciated!

[William Walters]

Congrats on having a hot wife.

Hopefully, she doesn't require any "bleaching".

[chilidog]

Here's where you went wrong. When she brought the plastic plate drenched in pickle juice, when you specifically asked her to dry it off, and she didn't, you should've gotten up, walked over to the trash can, and dumped it in the trash. Then tell her that you said you didn't like pickle juice on your sandwich. Or when she brought home the diet juice, immediately open it up and pour it down the drain, saying that you didn't ask her to buy you garbage, you asked her to buy you the no sugar added one.

It's an asshole move, but it works. Think about it this way. One of you is going to suffer. Why should it be you, when you didn't do anything wrong?

[bbenson011]

damn she is hot nice job man

[RoagBettor]

Here's where you went wrong. When she brought the plastic plate drenched in pickle juice, when you specifically asked her to dry it off, and she didn't, you should've gotten up, walked over to the trash can, and dumped it in the trash. Then tell her that you said you didn't like pickle juice on your sandwich. Or when she brought home the diet juice, immediately open it up and pour it down the drain, saying that you didn't ask her to buy you garbage, you asked her to buy you the no sugar added one.

It's an asshole move, but it works. Think about it this way. One of you is going to suffer. Why should it be you, when you didn't do anything wrong?

chili, you're right. The worse you treat them the better you get treated, but it's not my nature. My grandfather was one of the biggest a-holes that walked the planet, he treated everyone like sh*t especially his family. But on that rare occasion he actually did something nice, he was a f'n god.

The only problem is I couldn't get up because of my back. I should have just called her back up the stairs and told her to take it back down, dry it off, and bring it back as per my original instructions.

[unluckysob]

what a picky rooster_eater you are----get your own ******* pickle.

[RoagBettor]

what a picky rooster_eater you are----get your own ******* pickle.

LOL normally I would, but I'm incapacitated right now with a bad back. Trust me, Sonja's talents do not lie in the kitchen, she rarely cooks. She f*cked up a simple sandwich/chips/pickle order.

[spankie]

so if she cant cook why are you complaining about the fuking meal she made you?

you were already educated on her skills and are now bitching about said skills.

pls advise.

[starfire]

I rather have fine & dumb.
then fine & smart, b/c fine & smart will cheat on you

[Maverick22]

Your fault marrying a girl that can't/doesn't cook.

[triqy]

very nice lookin lady you got there

[statnerds]

Maybe she is getting your likes/dislikes confused with those of her boyfriend(s).

or

Stop being a bitch. Eat the sloppy fukkin sandwich and then let her taste the back of your hand. Pointing out ain't gonna do shit.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing

You already told her twice.

[starfire]

Look at the otherside....?
my buddy has a ugly gf that....
doesnt work
doesnt clean
doesnt cook
doesnt drive
doesnt do shit, but plays computer games all day on 2 lap tops

[RoagBettor]

so if she cant cook why are you complaining about the fuking meal she made you?

you were already educated on her skills and are now bitching about said skills.

pls advise.

spank, there's a difference between making a meal and making a sandwich. Any idiot should be able to make a sandwich, chips and a pickle sans pickle juice. Heck, I didn't even ask for any condiments on said sandwich.

The larger issue is her "apparent" lack of knowledge of what I like and how I like it. The 2 examples I cited are but 2 of many. Something is fishy.

[spankie]

trust me, not all idiots can make a sandwich. it's just not possible.

some people lack common sense, they just don't have it, they never will. there is nothing you can do to change them. all of the education and schooling to try and change them will go in one ear and out the other. they are missing something in their brain i think.

[VegasInsider]

Just buy your own juice and make your own sandwiches and be happy as hell that you have a hot wife to tag.

I'd rather do some things myself and have a hottie to plow.

[RoagBettor]

I can't even tag her right now with my back a mess.

Now she decides to make Hamburger Helper for dinner with a can of corn. Actually came out good, but I asked her to put it in my favorite bowl and mix it together. Of course she doesn't listen, she brings it up in a Corningware-type storage container that is divided so the corn is on one side and the Hamburger Helper is on the other. Unfnreal. Then I ask her "where's my Ginger Ale"? She gives me a look and groans. I'm like WTF don't you know I need to wash this sh*t down? Can people get Alzheimer's at her age?

[sweethook]

try a little kindness

[RoagBettor]

try a little kindness

Dude, no one will ever treat her better than I have over the years. She gets treated like a queen. I don't ask for much!

[LLXC]

Sacrificed brains for looks - just deal with it. Both seem like very minor issues you just mentioned.

[RoagBettor]

Sacrificed brains for looks - just deal with it. Both seem like very minor issues you just mentioned.

That's my point, these are minor things that she should be able to satisfy. I don't ask her to do much else other than stay gorgeous and take care of business once in awhile!

[cant call it]

I would start getting the Oceanspray blueberry-pomegrante juice its way better, she will love it too and never get the wrong one again.

You should make her bend over and lick the pickle juice off the plate, and next time she makes a PBJ sandwich tell her you rather have the jelly on bottom instead of on the top.

No seriously, just bang her real hard, that is what I would do.

[blackbeSSt]

lets first start at the root of the problem. unless there is another pic im missing, the girl in your avy is not your wife.

[BRAVES1985]

what a picky rooster_eater you are----get your own ******* pickle.

[Maverick22]

Have her post a picture with a sign. Or it didnt happen

[zam77]

Sounds like the op is talking about his mom.

[wtf]

hire a maid you peasant

and lick that awesome wife of yours pussy daily

[VegasRandy]

Sounds like the op is talking about his mom.

[Doug]

Easy solutions....

wipe the pickle juice off on HER pillow

make her return the diet drink.

[bb_skoots]

damn funny crowd here tonight

[TexansFan]

Yeah, funny how her pics are all over the internet.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/2796275...57605892988905

[Gonad]

[gamble]

Yeah, funny how her pics are all over the internet.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/2796275...57605892988905

haha got em

[TexansFan]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/2796275...l-1296894@N20/

[TexansFan]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/2796275.../in/datetaken/