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Points Give Away, Check In.
I have a riddle, first person to answer it gets 14 points.
Opie, Willy Walters and Nosnibor11 enter a discotheque. JJ waves helloooooooooooooo from the corner. The G has not quite kicked in yet, so they decided and take a seat at the bar and dance later. There is only 1 Bar Stool left, but they all manage to sit down anyway.
How did they accomplish this feat?
So now this pedophile is trying to buy online friends with points.Sounds about right......
Remember.....you're getting points from the guy who made these posts:
posted by chilecheese
"Ill tell you what buddy, if points are not your thing, Ill put up whatever you want, if I can have your daughter for one night if I win?
You do have a daughter right? This is why you get so protective and defensive on here correct? Probably a little blond girl or two brought out these paternal instincts.
So name your price pal. But when you submit, I get 24 hours of some of that sweet sweet nectar. Unless of course you or her Uncle already tapped, or double tapped that tight shit. Then I want no part of it. So be honest"
posted by chilecheese
"To be honest. I would have assumed a man 40 years of age in Texas has a daughter that is at least 16 years of age. And 80% of this board would do a high school junior, senior, whatever.
But to be honest. If I did know Opie had a 3 year old at home, I would still say the same thing."
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Im sorry, this is incorrect.
Prize is still open.
Originally Posted by opie1988
So now this pedophile is trying to buy online friends with points.
Remember.....you're getting points from the guy who made these posts:
posted by chilecheese
"Ill tell you what buddy, if points are not your thing, Ill put up whatever you want, if I can have your daughter for one night if I win?
You do have a daughter right? This is why you get so protective and defensive on here correct? Probably a little blond girl or two brought out these paternal instincts.
So name your price pal. But when you submit, I get 24 hours of some of that sweet sweet nectar. Unless of course you or her Uncle already tapped, or double tapped that tight shit. Then I want no part of it. So be honest"
posted by chilecheese
"To be honest. I would have assumed a man 40 years of age in Texas has a daughter that is at least 16 years of age. And 80% of this board would do a high school junior, senior, whatever.
But to be honest. If I did know Opie had a 3 year old at home, I would still say the same thing."
they dont sit on a bar stool.. they pull up a chair or sit on floor or sit somewhere else?
-stash
Sorry, not quite. Prize still open.
2nd best answer.... >>> They turn the bar stool UPSIDE DOWN and SIT the legs of the barstool up their azz
this sounds gross but im sure its what ur looking for?
-stash
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I doubt a pedophile lusting after a 3 year old girl like chile cheese can use points to whore his way back into a forum, but I have been wrong before. unreal this human garbage is allowed to still post here
2nd best answer.... >>> They turn the bar stool UPSIDE DOWN and SIT the legs of the barstool up their azz
this sounds gross but im sure its what ur looking for?
-stash
Good luck with the points Stash, hopefully you can turn it into a few hundred over at the casino or something.
Cheers.
that was tricky.. gross.. but i guess these guys bash u .. so it was all in good fun
thx for pts
-stash
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ChileCheese gave secretstash 14 SBR Point(s) for this post.
