1. 05-20-11 11:13 PM #1
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    So you guys dead yet?



    I'm not. Jesus's low rider broke down because the t-rex riding shotgun weighed too much on the road to doomstown?
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  2. 05-20-11 11:14 PM #2
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    Still alive and kickin'.
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  3. 05-20-11 11:16 PM #3
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    its not till six pm guys
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  4. 05-20-11 11:17 PM #4
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    I think I will go to church.
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  5. 05-20-11 11:17 PM #5
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    Any minute now.....yeah....I feel it coming........almost there........any minute now.......
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  6. 05-20-11 11:42 PM #6
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    I still have 19 minutes. What if the prediction was based on Pacific Coast time. Assholes would screw everyone again.
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  7. 05-20-11 11:44 PM #7
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    Supposed to happen at 6 pm pacific time... everyone go and enjoy the last few hours of your lives
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  8. 05-20-11 11:47 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by RollPlayer View Post
    Supposed to happen at 6 pm pacific time
    Yeah, that part cracked me up. Yes, they totally understood the concept of time zones in biblical times.
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  9. 05-20-11 11:51 PM #9
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    I wonder what its like in other parts of the country
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  10. 05-21-11 12:00 AM #10
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    I'm drinking a piña colada.

    Chilling.
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  11. 05-21-11 12:01 AM #11
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    I thought it was 6PM???
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  12. 05-21-11 12:02 AM #12
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    NO

    but i killed my wife just in case this shit doesn't happen
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  13. 05-21-11 12:06 AM #13
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    Heard a knock on my door earlier...looked out to see a truck with big letters saying JESUS......

    turns out it was just a landscaper named HeyyyyZeus lost in the neighborhood trying to find the house where he left his weedeater this afternoon.
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  14. 05-21-11 12:07 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by LVBOUND View Post
    I thought it was 6PM???

    Which time zone 6PM? We talking East Coast..West Coast....Europe..Asia?
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  15. 05-21-11 12:10 AM #15
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    Australia just fell in the ocean.

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  16. 05-21-11 12:26 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Heard a knock on my door earlier...looked out to see a truck with big letters saying JESUS......

    turns out it was just a landscaper named HeyyyyZeus lost in the neighborhood trying to find the house where he left his weedeater this afternoon.
    I know you got his weedeater..

    Give it back.

    That's my cousin hommes.
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  17. 05-21-11 12:28 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I know you got his weedeater.. Give it back. That's my cousin hommes.
    damn whitey always trying to take from the brown man
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  18. 05-21-11 12:29 AM #18
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    6:00 pm eastern. See you on the other side!!
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  19. 05-21-11 12:29 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I know you got his weedeater..

    Give it back.

    That's my cousin hommes.

    Busted. But I did replace the spark plug with a bad one....just so we can all watch as they hover over it with tacos and tamales tomorrow trying to figure it out and take a picture with the caption "How many Mexicans does it take to operate a trimmer?"
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  20. 05-21-11 12:32 AM #20
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    Working on it
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  21. 05-21-11 12:32 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Busted. But I did replace the spark plug with a bad one....just so we can all watch as they hover over it with tacos and tamales tomorrow trying to figure it out and take a picture with the caption "How many Mexicans does it take to operate a trimmer?"
    they ain't Jews..

    They're good with their hands.. They'll figure that shit out in a minute.
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  22. 05-21-11 12:33 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    damn whitey always trying to take from the brown man
    Tell me about it, hommes.

    Fukk it, keep on working.
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  23. 05-21-11 12:35 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Tell me about it, hommes. Fukk it, keep on working.
    its ok we take over in 2030
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  24. 05-21-11 12:37 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    its ok we take over in 2030
    we will.

    but it will be white washed brownies.
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  25. 05-21-11 12:37 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    we will. but it will be white washed brownies.
    fuking uncle toms, house nigs
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  26. 05-21-11 12:41 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    fuking uncle toms, house nigs
    my wifes family is that white Mexican, all their kids don't speak Spanish(maybe 20 words).
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  27. 05-21-11 12:43 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    they ain't Jews..

    They're good with their hands.. They'll figure that shit out in a minute.
    It's all good....soon as they all head to the pawn shop or title loan place to get some cash....my people will reap the interest payments from owning the loan
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  28. 05-21-11 12:44 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    my wifes family is that white Mexican, all their kids don't speak Spanish(maybe 20 words).
    its too much for these kids to learn there native language (also parents fault), just look at the obesity rate, dont know what this world is coming to. ppl just want shit on a silver platter nowadays
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  29. 05-21-11 12:46 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    It's all good....soon as they all head to the pawn shop or title loan place to get some cash....my people will reap the interest payments from owning the loan
    a true business man.
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  30. 05-21-11 12:46 AM #30
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    Yes
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  31. 05-21-11 12:51 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    its too much for these kids to learn there native language (also parents fault), just look at the obesity rate, dont know what this world is coming to. ppl just want shit on a silver platter nowadays
    Everybody has to read this book:

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  32. 05-21-11 12:55 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Everybody has to read this book:
    whats it abt?
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  33. 05-21-11 12:57 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    whats it abt?
    Strict, successful parenting....
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  34. 05-21-11 12:58 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Strict, successful parenting....
    too young for that maybe in 10
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  35. 05-21-11 01:01 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    too young for that maybe in 10
    I know...

    But you said american kids are entitled, high esteem, fatass nimrods..

    And its true.
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