1. #1
    cant call it
    BAMA UP!!!
    cant call it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-29-10
    Posts: 8,817
    Betpoints: 455

    Going to HAMMER mexican beers- May 5th

    $1 off mexican beers, I have grown my facial hair out so I can shave all but the stache, looking like a civilized version of peter loshak.

    carper I need some of that smooth spanish stuff to say to girls tonight.

    Points go to guys that give me one liners in spanish that will get me slapped or laid.

    Pics to be posted afterwards. We are taking the caddy out tonight guys.

  2. #2
    King Mayan
    STFU AND SQUAT PUTO
    King Mayan's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-22-10
    Posts: 21,325
    Betpoints: 3679

    Que Chi-chi's mas buenas que tienes, Mijita??
    Points Awarded:

    cant call it gave King Mayan 2 SBR Point(s) for this post.


  3. #3
    EDDIE MONEY LINE
    Get duckets
    EDDIE MONEY LINE's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-24-10
    Posts: 6,298
    Betpoints: 3311

    haha have fun

  4. #4
    EDDIE MONEY LINE
    Get duckets
    EDDIE MONEY LINE's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-24-10
    Posts: 6,298
    Betpoints: 3311

    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Que Chi-chi's mas buenas que tienes, Mijita??

  5. #5
    cant call it
    BAMA UP!!!
    cant call it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-29-10
    Posts: 8,817
    Betpoints: 455

    King, I will give you bonus points for a translation as well.

  6. #6
    King Mayan
    STFU AND SQUAT PUTO
    King Mayan's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-22-10
    Posts: 21,325
    Betpoints: 3679

    What beautiful titties you have, lil lady???
    Points Awarded:

    cant call it gave King Mayan 2 SBR Point(s) for this post.


  7. #7
    Dad
    2011 Adult Entertainer of the Year
    Dad's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-26-08
    Posts: 23,245
    Betpoints: 1086

    Hola, soy un ladron, y tengo seda.

    Works every time with the latinas.

    Back me up here, King.
    Points Awarded:

    cant call it gave Dad 2 SBR Point(s) for this post.


  8. #8
    cant call it
    BAMA UP!!!
    cant call it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-29-10
    Posts: 8,817
    Betpoints: 455

    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    What beautiful titties you have, lil lady???

  9. #9
    cant call it
    BAMA UP!!!
    cant call it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-29-10
    Posts: 8,817
    Betpoints: 455

    dad what does it mean?

  10. #10
    Dad
    2011 Adult Entertainer of the Year
    Dad's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-26-08
    Posts: 23,245
    Betpoints: 1086

    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    dad what does it mean?
    Lets let King translate it, I dont want to mess up the translation.

    But I live close to Mexico, so I know how the little Mexican ladies like to be spoken to.

  11. #11
    King Mayan
    STFU AND SQUAT PUTO
    King Mayan's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-22-10
    Posts: 21,325
    Betpoints: 3679

    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    dad what does it mean?
    sorry DAD that's fukked up...

    It means I'm a crook and have aids..

  12. #12
    cant call it
    BAMA UP!!!
    cant call it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-29-10
    Posts: 8,817
    Betpoints: 455

    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    sorry DAD that's fukked up... It means I'm a crook and have aids..

  13. #13
    cant call it
    BAMA UP!!!
    cant call it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-29-10
    Posts: 8,817
    Betpoints: 455

    they prolly wont even know what it means.

    It does kind of roll right off the tongue though.

    Sounds good, maybe it will work

  14. #14
    Dad
    2011 Adult Entertainer of the Year
    Dad's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-26-08
    Posts: 23,245
    Betpoints: 1086

    Try it, it can't hurt. No matter what it really means, it still sounds sexy, especially if it's coming from a gringo.

  15. #15
    30K Millionaire
    Fade Yourself
    30K Millionaire's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-10-10
    Posts: 2,003
    Betpoints: 592

    Chinga tu madre!

  16. #16
    stealthyburrito
    Alien Robot Sex Party
    stealthyburrito's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 05-12-09
    Posts: 21,556
    Betpoints: 12061

    oh hell yeah, looking forward to pics

  17. #17
    King Mayan
    STFU AND SQUAT PUTO
    King Mayan's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-22-10
    Posts: 21,325
    Betpoints: 3679

    Where you from can't call it??

  18. #18
    Herky
    Herky's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-09-10
    Posts: 748
    Betpoints: 4589

    I would drink some, but had too many american drinks last night, specifically those from tennessee.

  19. #19
    EDDIE MONEY LINE
    Get duckets
    EDDIE MONEY LINE's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-24-10
    Posts: 6,298
    Betpoints: 3311

    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Hola, soy un ladron, y tengo seda. Works every time with the latinas. Back me up here, King.


  20. #20
    cant call it
    BAMA UP!!!
    cant call it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-29-10
    Posts: 8,817
    Betpoints: 455

    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Where you from can't call it??
    auburn about three miles northwest as the crow flies from poisoned oaks corner

  21. #21
    EaglesPhan36
    EaglesPhan36's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-06-06
    Posts: 71,662

    Me & my girl bought a case of Corona from her work yesterday for $20. By the by, there is a difference between the shit in the stores & actual Mexican Corona. Had a 40 of Mexican corona earlier in the week. Bit of a taste difference.

  22. #22
    King Mayan
    STFU AND SQUAT PUTO
    King Mayan's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-22-10
    Posts: 21,325
    Betpoints: 3679

    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    auburn about three miles northwest as the crow flies from poisoned oaks corner
    Not a lot of latinas there, you'll be alright then.

  23. #23
    downsouth
    Bobbywaves is a stiff
    downsouth's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-13-11
    Posts: 11,580
    Betpoints: 25135

    Te gusta n el culo?

  24. #24
    30K Millionaire
    Fade Yourself
    30K Millionaire's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-10-10
    Posts: 2,003
    Betpoints: 592

    Quote Originally Posted by EaglesPhan36 View Post
    Me & my girl bought a case of Corona from her work yesterday for $20. By the by, there is a difference between the shit in the stores & actual Mexican Corona. Had a 40 of Mexican corona earlier in the week. Bit of a taste difference.
    What are you doing drinking that piss water corona. I figured that you don't drink beer that often, but when you do you prefer Dos Equis.

  25. #25
    Dad
    2011 Adult Entertainer of the Year
    Dad's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-26-08
    Posts: 23,245
    Betpoints: 1086

    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Te gusta n el culo?
    Downsouth, most Latinas do not like that.

  26. #26
    EDDIE MONEY LINE
    Get duckets
    EDDIE MONEY LINE's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-24-10
    Posts: 6,298
    Betpoints: 3311

    cuullllooooo

  27. #27
    cant call it
    BAMA UP!!!
    cant call it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-29-10
    Posts: 8,817
    Betpoints: 455

    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Que Chi-chi's mas buenas que tienes, Mijita??
    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    What beautiful titties you have, lil lady???
    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Hola, soy un ladron, y tengo seda. Works every time with the latinas. Back me up here, King.
    This was not successful, I think I told the girl she had beautiful aids.
    Last edited by cant call it; 05-06-11 at 09:16 AM.

  28. #28
    cant call it
    BAMA UP!!!
    cant call it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-29-10
    Posts: 8,817
    Betpoints: 455

    I got some pics of me in my mexi-attire will post them later today.

    Did not bring any strange home.

    Girlfriend was c0cK-blocking all night

    Until I got back home.
    Last edited by cant call it; 05-06-11 at 09:54 AM.

  29. #29
    cant call it
    BAMA UP!!!
    cant call it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-29-10
    Posts: 8,817
    Betpoints: 455

    My guts are messed up though, dos equis on draft all night.
    We had a great time though.
    Got lots of compliments on the caddy and the sombrero.

  30. #30
    EDDIE MONEY LINE
    Get duckets
    EDDIE MONEY LINE's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-24-10
    Posts: 6,298
    Betpoints: 3311

    good shiit caller...shoulda had your girl pick up the tail for the night...almost never fails

  31. #31
    cant call it
    BAMA UP!!!
    cant call it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-29-10
    Posts: 8,817
    Betpoints: 455

    where did rooster come from?

  32. #32
    Dad
    2011 Adult Entertainer of the Year
    Dad's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-26-08
    Posts: 23,245
    Betpoints: 1086

    Can't wait to see the pics.

  33. #33
    cant call it
    BAMA UP!!!
    cant call it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-29-10
    Posts: 8,817
    Betpoints: 455

    Attached Images  

  34. #34
    cant call it
    BAMA UP!!!
    cant call it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-29-10
    Posts: 8,817
    Betpoints: 455

    walker, I will let you sponsor the car we can put sbr forum dot com on the loooooong asss hood.

  35. #35
    cant call it
    BAMA UP!!!
    cant call it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-29-10
    Posts: 8,817
    Betpoints: 455

    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    excel do your thing

12 Last
Top