You get f'in botox injections. That is very gay. Do you have camelion skin? Too much tanning? Get your head out of your ass because there are nobody's clearing 5 figure bonuses working for Valpak in your area.
Bateman retort- Go have gay sex with the gay clubkids, you gay stiff. Try and plagiarise some more blogs.
I think people are jealous because you think of killing yourself and getting your gorilla prick hard about oxy's.
Your perfectly enhanced nose was probably a result of someone knocking you out and breaking your nose.