Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
Good looks? Money? Young women? Well to do parents? Paid for college education and house in Florida? Nice clothes?

Or is it my perfectly surgically enhanced nose? Maybe my smooth skin due to some Botox?
Big unit?

How about my witty banter and the ability to always win a fight? I am also funny?

Clearing 5 figure bonuses at the age of 27?

Why JJ please tell me
You get f'in botox injections. That is very gay. Do you have camelion skin? Too much tanning? Get your head out of your ass because there are nobody's clearing 5 figure bonuses working for Valpak in your area.

Bateman retort- Go have gay sex with the gay clubkids, you gay stiff. Try and plagiarise some more blogs.


I think people are jealous because you think of killing yourself and getting your gorilla prick hard about oxy's.

Your perfectly enhanced nose was probably a result of someone knocking you out and breaking your nose.