[Nicky Santoro]

nicky, you have to help me. i was just dumped over penis size (and i am above average). nicky, i'm a wreck right now... do you still live in the same spot?

masu,

yes, i still live here. in fact, go walk to the bridge now and look behind you on the 7th floor and i'll waive to you.. masu, i wish i can give you sex advice but i am so bad at it.. you are asking wrong guy here. i am so bad at it cause i hate exercise and sex takes too much effort to do..

in fact, no joke. i don't even have sex with the GF.. i hire someone to do it for me cause i am too damn bad at it and lazy as hell..