[wolfmanmeadows]

Originally posted on 09/24/2021:

Let's put ourselves in the 911 operator's shoes.

Operator: "Hello 911"

CashFlow: "Uhh yeah, there's a toddler wandering the streets alone a couple of blocks from the cities drunk ass bitches!!!"

Operator:"Ok sir, is the toddler injured?"

CashFlow:"No, he's just out lookin' for some ho's, all alone without his parents."

Operator:"Ok sir, we'll send unit to take care of it."

CashFlow: "You want me to stick around and wait for them?"

Operator:...

cashflow's voice sounds very gentle and comforting, exactly what I would want to hear if I was a frightened child