Originally posted on 04/29/2016:

Hey guys... make sure Nathan David gets a lil sumpthin sumpthin for your CHAMPIONSHIP.

His arrival gave you canucks great karma; it's why he showed up a lil early, he knew you guys needed a lil push to make it 'cross the finish line.

Each buy him some SBR condoms from the store that grandpa can tuck away with his old Hustler and Penthouse mags; then give him the condoms on his 18th birthday.

Oh wait... he's got Doggy blood in him... OK, better make that his 12th birthday.