Originally posted on 04/18/2015:

like redd foxx said about dodging black cats:

"Niqqa, you will kill your whole family dodging a black cat; I run right over their hairy ass. I ain't gonna wreck my 84,000 dollar rolls royce on no six cent cat. that's bad arithmetic! The way I see it, 84,000 goes over six one time, with nothing left over!!!!! Animal lovers hate me, but fuk em."

one of my all time favorite red foxx stories.....