[Pecos Billl]

Me and my friend were at a club yesterday when this girl mentions with her finger to come sit down with her. we both start chatting her up and go to the dance floor and as i touch her ass she says "ha, dont even think you're getting with me" then she tries to push me onto these other girls(which were fat btw). then she says "you're driving" to me even though my friend is the one who drove. then she starts making out with my friend on the dance floor while im next to them dancing alone like a moron.

[GiveMeaBJ]

Well I guess we know what you look like now.