Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=21697403'>posted</a> on 04/22/2014:

I think Tony's diet is hysterical.

Nothing like washing down a protein shake with 8 shots of vodka...

It reminds me of the heroin diet.

A nice asparagus and spinach omelet.

An organic range free chicken at lunch.

Then a whack of Heroin to take the day's edge off.