Originally posted on 10/24/2013:

I think I figured it out. Goes something like this;

Saban: Honey I think we need to get a few million dollar bonus and renegotiate my contract here.
Mrs S: How the f\*\*k you going to do that??
Saban: Call a realtor in Austin and fly over and look at a few houses.
Mrs S: Look you little impotent midget I'm not moving to Austin where it is 105 degrees in the fall! I'll divorce your scrawny ass faster than you can stick a pin in your Les Miles blow up doll!!!!
Saban: whoa baby slow down. Fly there and back and I walk into the Alabama president's office and out with a few mil signing commitment. Piece of cake!
Mrs S: Oh baby I love you sooo much.