Originally posted on 09/01/2013:

I heard from my best friends once removed funny uncles wife (a good friend of Obama) who heard strong information from an individual going by the name of Brock Landers, who in turn heard it from Putin's butler, that the FIX IS IN regarding the Florida State game tomorrow. Anyone betting less than$10,000 units DO NOT RESPOND. I will give you the guarenteed winner, but this super secret information, which has been vetted by the NSA and CIA is not cheap. Therefore, I require $50,000 up front, but this is GUARENTEED! No checks, cash only, large bills please.