Originally posted on 04/12/2013:

Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
Sorry sweeper cant come to the phone right now

Please leave a message after the beep

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Hi sweeper, it's Darlene calling from Cocaine Anonymous. You missed our last meeting on Wednesday and we're a little worried about you. Please check in.

If you are satisfied with your message press one, to leave off from where you recorded press 2 otherwise hang up now.