Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=16038672'>posted</a> on 09/16/2012:

Thank you for your kindly spoken words The Giant. I believe I took the appropriate actions that any of us would do in the given situation. I cannot take all the credit however. Our great friend Patricia Stratigias (Trish Stratus) ran to find me or you when she John Cena's actions were not helping. She quickly told me what I needed to do. At that moment adrenaline took over and I felt a super human strength similar to Hulk Hogan body slamming Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3.

As the room quieted down Michael Cole asked to have a private word with me. He began explaining in great detail John Cena's anger after I threw him across the room. He told me of your heroic actions to quell him. He spoke of how Cena began to charge towards me. Your quick instincts had you charging towards him and delivered a clothes line to be spoken of forever that made Cena backwards flip 3 times before hitting the floor. Then how you climbed on the bedside table and your 13 foot jump that landed a perfect top rope belly flop on the opponents crotch area. Doctors who treated Cena mentioned a closed windpipe and crotch area bruising that may be permanent. Michael Cole then told me that when you tried to take a short rest in the room next door there were 14 WWE divas who escorted you and vowed to give you their full attention and perform anything you asked of them.

As I arrived to the hospital this morning the nurses asked me to read a letter sent to Jerry Lawler and whether he should read it, the letter read:

Dear Gerry Loller,

As a valuud friend I hopes you recovers good. You mite remmemmber me from Monday Nite Raw 256 wen I had backstage pass and we speaked four at least five minats. I told you I wanted to be a WwE skript righter and you told me I had lots of potensial and wood talk to highrups for me. Then after Monday Nite Raw 553 I weighted for you in the parkin lot. I told you aboout Raw 256 and our talk. You said you did talk to highrups but they were still talking about how much they wood half to pay me. Then at Raw 883 I seen you again in the porking lot. After I remindead u of my skript righting and payment you told me that highrups dont no how such a great skript righter like me could just enter the buzness and half shows sudenli becum the greatest evar wen they are only good rite now. You said you wood talk to a guy who mite talk to a guy who might fone sumone who nose a guy. Has this bean happyning?

Your bff,
TTWArrioR