I have to wear a suit and tie to work at least twice a week. I still rock a full beard/chin strap/goatee depending on the day.

Works that demand a clean face are full of shit. I actually turned down a job offer my first year out of school because they demanded that. Working for some faggoty judge. (Turned it down for other reasons too, but that was towards the top).

I look like a full retard without my beard. I'd rather be "intimidating" than walking around looking like some fukk face.

Whoever says facial hair is "intimidating" is a bona fide queer.