[Swinging Johnson]

I am not sharing any room guy

I am straight as a fukkin arrow

I hear you JJ. I just hope you don't get drunk and accidentally stagger into Opie's room and look at those long, lean Texas style legs hanging over the bed and think it's a broad (even though there's a forest of blond hairs), jump in and start going to town....even though the sleeping body has no bosom and is equipped with a penis.

Let's just pray that "mistake" doesn't happen.