Do any of you guys think you might have ESP talent? I am 100% positive that I have this very rare skill. Here are three absolutely true examples you decide if I do or don't.

First, when I am driving in town and I am approaching a red light something tells me that very shortly it will turn green. Guess what, almost every time I am correct and usually in less than 5 seconds. Amazing!?

Second, the phone is ringing I am positive that when I answer it somebody will say hello. I am correct about 90% of the time. How about that?

But, here is the most amazing ESP talent that I possess. Every single time I see a Dwighie or Big Daddy post something tells me that it will be incredibly stupid. I have a 100% accuracy rate on this one. Now you tell me, is that ESP or what?