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    lakerboy
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    Lucky Whitehead LMAO

    Got caught robbing a convenience store. Cowboys biggest joke in sports

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    Why would he need the money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    Why would he need the money?
    No he was stealing things

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    These guys can't adjust their lives

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    Makes millions and stole under $200 from a convinience store.

    Can't make this chit up

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    1.5 million dollar contract for not doing anything

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    Cowboys LMAO

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    As a Cowboys fan....I'm pretty much numb to news like this.

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    Lucky... wasn't so lucky?

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    For $40 worth of shit, and then he misses court to get a nice bench warrant. Damn. Too many morons born with God given abilities. I was born with the ability to steal without getting caught, at least. Just kidding.

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    What were the items he stole? A cowboys running back got caught stealing perfume and underwear 2 yrs ago. I just chalked it up as he probably sht his pants in the mall and was to embarrassed to get new stuff that he needed

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    It's a race going backwards every year

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    So true JJ you are a Realest not a racist
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    It's a race going backwards every year

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    colonize mars and leave them behind

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    What was he stealing??

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post


    What was he stealing??

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    is his first name lucky???

    is that usually the rabbits name the dogs change at dog tracks???

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    This stuff makes me feel better. J Jones knows how to pick em

    Signed,
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    lol classic is that Rachel dolezal the transblack NAACP president?
    Quote Originally Posted by b1slickguy View Post

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    Lucky Whitehead's agent, David Rich, said his client not in Virginia when shoplifting crime occurred. Mistaken identity
    And the Cowboys just released him.


    Not Lucky.
    Last edited by Bluehorseshoe; 07-24-17 at 06:22 PM.

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    Mistaken identity now...He wasn't in Virginia time of the incident...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    Why would he need the money?
    He only had $1.5 mil.

    Fancy car, big house, strip clubs, gold grill.

    Not much money left after that.

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    LMAO the cowboys fukked up the cutting as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Mistaken identity now...He wasn't in Virginia time of the incident...
    http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2...-misidentified

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    Heard every cowboy arrested the last 5 years now claiming the same thing

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    Did he get his job back?

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    Well...that's awkward

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    What a mess this is now

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    cops are probably lying. no criminal would memorize luckys ss#

    and he happened to look just like him?'

    b.s. just sh1t police work coming back to haunt them

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    Jerry Jones is a good businessman but he is a dumbfukk when it comes to running the team

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    Mistaken identity. It was one of the other guys named Lucky Whitehead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheatgrass View Post
    cops are probably lying. no criminal would memorize luckys ss#

    and he happened to look just like him?'

    b.s. just sh1t police work coming back to haunt them
    Heard that one of the officers even used the "they all look alike" excuse.

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    He'll end up with another team and could get a nice settlement from the police dept for their error. Better off for the kid he got released from Cowboys. They are a shit team going nowhere. Funny that their owner and fans are too ignorant to realize it.

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    can take the boy out the hood but you cant take the thug out the boy , its bread and infested in

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