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    I don't think anyone can beat this day I had today in the NFL

    I make 3 plays today. Nothing huge, just my regular weekly NFL jerkoff wagers.

    Play #1 Detroit -1.5
    I get a bad line on -1.5. I would absolutely have had the -130 moneyline EXCEPT the casino I was at this morning playing poker doesn't offer moneylines on -2 or less. And also the line closed at -1 at half the books.

    They win by a point.
    Sukk my ass.

    Play #2
    Vikings moneyline +240

    They lose on the last play of the game.
    Lick my taint.

    Play #3
    Titans Moneyline +240

    They lose on the last play of the game.
    Suck my m'fing ballbag.

    Was waiting on a day like this all last year in football so I could stop betting and it never came. I just crushed it every week.
    This year x-mas came early.
    NFL is just a garbage product and everyone who knows me knows I HATE sweating wagers on it.

    Losing those 3 plays and the way they lost were pretty astronomical odds.
    Pretty gross, I doubt anyone can top that day.

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    it happens

    dont shed a tear about it

    ebola is in the US ... u have a bigger problem

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    Add up anybody's plays at end-of-the-year you get destroyed

    Nobody beats the NFL

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    Cheer up, Benny.

    At least you've had sex within the last 2,841 days.

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    Sex is overrated

    Benny other loan sharks in Las Vegas?

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    Benny who u taking Game 1 of the World Series?

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    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    it happens

    dont shed a tear about it

    ebola is in the US ... u have a bigger problem
    LOL
    Not crying, I'm happy about it.
    Last year was brutal. I ran so good and just won week after week in football.
    Just consumes your whole weekend and annoys me constantly.

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    Lol stupid guy -1.5 on detroit haha!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Benny who u taking Game 1 of the World Series?
    Royals until they lose one. I fukked up and tried fading them when guthrie was on the mound but I bet them their other 7 wins.
    I see no reason not to ride them out until they lose a game at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    LOL
    Not crying, I'm happy about it.
    Last year was brutal. I ran so good and just won week after week in football.
    Just consumes your whole weekend and annoys me constantly.
    i was kidding
    Last edited by You mad bro; 10-19-14 at 04:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sex is overrated

    Benny other loan sharks in Las Vegas?
    Loan sharks for what?
    I lost a few hundred on those plays JJ.
    I'd never in my life need or use a loan shark for anything.

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    Biggest Mush in the history of mushes and he's surprised about the day he had.

    KING MUSH!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    Biggest Mush in the history of mushes and he's surprised about the day he had.

    King Mush.
    you were just on a 1-35 run ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    Biggest Mush in the history of mushes and he's surprised about the day he had.

    KING MUSH!!
    LOL you're unreal.
    How can you post winners at a 30% clip and ever say one word to anyone?
    Get your own material and don't come in my own threads saying shit I said in yours since day 1.
    You unoriginal brokedikk kunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Loan sharks for what?
    I lost a few hundred on those plays JJ.
    I'd never in my life need or use a loan shark for anything.

    No I want a loan shark if I go there..do you have any leads??

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    LOL you're unreal.
    How can you post winners at a 30% clip and ever say one word to anyone?
    Get your own material and don't come in my own threads saying shit I said in yours since day 1.
    You unoriginal brokedikk kunt.
    Lmao I've buried you since Day 1.

    Your memory is terrible.

    Great day though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    LOL you're unreal.
    How can you post winners at a 30% clip and ever say one word to anyone?
    Get your own material and don't come in my own threads saying shit I said in yours since day 1.
    You unoriginal brokedikk kunt.
    dude hes mad that he gets buried in almost every thread he makes

    his spreadsheet isnt valid .. constantly deleting picks off of it ... sometimes not adding picks to his spreadsheet

    like i just said he lost about 19 posted plays in a row before he hit one

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    LOL you're unreal.
    How can you post winners at a 30% clip and ever say one word to anyone?
    Get your own material and don't come in my own threads saying shit I said in yours since day 1.
    You unoriginal brokedikk kunt.
    Just ignore Air Wizzle Benny. NFL has been brutal this year. Lost the Fins and the under on the same play last Sunday and then the Jets on the Talib pick 6. I know how you feel. I've been trying to focus on college mainly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    dude hes mad that he gets buried in almost every thread he makes

    his spreadsheet isnt valid .. constantly deleting picks off of it ... sometimes not adding picks to his spreadsheet

    like i just said he lost about 19 posted plays in a row before he hit one

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    You mad bro defending BennyBigMush.

    Two biggest jackasses on this site.

    BennyLittleNuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    You mad bro defending BennyBigMush.

    Two biggest jackasses on this site.

    BennyLittleNuts.
    not defending .. just stating the truth about you

    you call him a mush meanwhile whatever play you were on for a 4 week span was a loss

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sex is overrated

    Benny other loan sharks in Las Vegas?
    how is sex overrated?

    it calms your nerves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    how is sex overrated?

    it calms your nerves.
    sex widens jjgolds asshole ... thats why he thinks its overrated

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    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    sex widens jjgolds asshole ... thats why he thinks its overrated
    you just made me choke on my beer lol wtf gross

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    you just made me choke on my beer lol wtf gross
    yeah gold does anal sex with his german shepherd

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No I want a loan shark if I go there..do you have any leads??
    Absolutely.
    We have an old rich dirtbag jew who sharks at our joint.
    Too bad you have no job, no income, and you're not real person.
    Would always love to meet video JJ. He's the man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Absolutely.
    We have an old rich dirtbag jew who sharks at our joint.
    Too bad you have no job, no income, and you're not real person.
    Would always love to meet video JJ. He's the man.
    Benny I was in Vegas for 2 months and you dodged me like I was a 25 ft bear coming for you

    I will be back in Nov

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Benny I was in Vegas for 2 months and you dodged me like I was a 25 ft bear coming for you

    I will be back in Nov
    the motel 6 on the side of the garden state is not vegas you fukkin idiot
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Benny I was in Vegas for 2 months and you dodged me like I was a 25 ft bear coming for you

    I will be back in Nov
    Not many ppl would turn down a free steak dinner from me JJ. I offered plenty.

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    November

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    Giants will sweep royals 4-0.... It's always that shit nobody expects

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Not many ppl would turn down a free steak dinner from me JJ. I offered plenty.
    jj doesnt know what meat is ... barely knows what his own meat looks like

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    Quote Originally Posted by matt1216 View Post
    Giants will sweep royals 4-0.... It's always that shit nobody expects
    Giants have won what 3 of 5 world Series? Or 2 of 4?
    I would call that expected and definitely not unexpected if they were to win yet again here matty.
    They have silently become a dynasty.
    They are supposed to win this series over the young guys there for the first time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    I make 3 plays today. Nothing huge, just my regular weekly NFL jerkoff wagers.

    Play #1 Detroit -1.5
    I get a bad line on -1.5. I would absolutely have had the -130 moneyline EXCEPT the casino I was at this morning playing poker doesn't offer moneylines on -2 or less. And also the line closed at -1 at half the books.

    They win by a point.
    Sukk my ass.

    Play #2
    Vikings moneyline +240

    They lose on the last play of the game.
    Lick my taint.

    Play #3
    Titans Moneyline +240

    They lose on the last play of the game.
    Suck my m'fing ballbag.

    Was waiting on a day like this all last year in football so I could stop betting and it never came. I just crushed it every week.
    This year x-mas came early.
    NFL is just a garbage product and everyone who knows me knows I HATE sweating wagers on it.

    Losing those 3 plays and the way they lost were pretty astronomical odds.
    Pretty gross, I doubt anyone can top that day.
    NFL is not a garbage product you dumbass. Just take the points in all 3 games and you are 3-0. You got greedy betting the ML.

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    You like the under game 1 in the world series Big Benny?

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