[Limey]

I'm not - repeat not - betting every game, this is just a bit of fun. Last week's mediocre 7-6 leaves me 39-33-4 for the season.

To be clear, the team I am picking is always listed first. All lines are taken from footballlocks.com at the time of posting.

Rams +14 @ Packers
I can't pick 14-point favourites for religious reasons. Have a feeling my religion is wrong (aren't they all??)

Steelers -12 over Jaguars
I have a towel that's pretty terrible. That's all I'm saying.

Eagles -2 @ Redskins
Don't judge me.

Lions -4 over 49ers
The 49ers will be exported from Detroit with a loss.

Falcons -4 over Panthers
Falcons can fly. Can panthers fly? Well, can they? No, they can't. I checked on Wikipedia.

Bengals -7 over Colts
The whole of America will be glued to their sofas watching this one.

Giants -3 over Bills
Teams are rarely more dangerous than after a terrible loss.

Ravens -8 over Texans
I'm giving up more points this week than... er... a big point-giver-upper.

Raiders -6.5 over Browns
Still amazes me that there's a team named after someon's surname. Ah, we'll never forget the great Gary Raider.

Cowboys +6.5 @ Patriots
As a Patriots fan, a win by six would be dandy.

Saints -4.5 @ Buccaneers
The media are trying to think of a new pun on Brees. Toying with something to do with a large collection of french cheese - "Bries" - not sure it's going to work.

Vikings +3 @ Bears
Have no clue here, but haven't picked enough underdogs so goooo Vikings!

Dolphins +7 @ Jets
Newsflash: I still hate the Jets.


Enjoy your NFL weekend!