1. 08-31-11 05:49 PM #1
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    Audiocast for Swinging Johnson at SBR! 4 Free NFL Picks for 9/11

    Hey guys,

    I've just completed my debut audiocast for SBR and here it is http://www.sportsbookreview.com/nfl-football...picks-a-21095/ along with my picks for the Week 4 preseason.

    Starting Sunday September 11th (opening day for the NFL) I will be making 1-3 picks every week and the audios will run on Sunday morning. Then I will do another audio on Tuesday as a look back. I will keep a legitimate season long record as well.

    But here's the deal. If you post in the dedicated threads (sticky thread in the NFL forum and a simultaneous thread in Players Talk but not sticky) for my podcasts, I will mention you and your post in my next podcast as long as it's interesting, pertinent, funny or clever. The audiocasts will last for approx 4 minutes and I will give my weighted selections (1 to 5 units) at the end.

    This one is a getting to know you kind of thing where I mention Brock Landers and of course, I had to thank Opie 1988 for all his help in guiding me with that golden hand adorned by his gold Rolex.

    So listen up, the next podcast will be Sunday September 11th and will be every Sunday and Tuesday throughout the NFL regular season. Post here if you've got something to say and I may mention you on opening day.
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  2. 08-31-11 06:03 PM #2
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    Good luck Swinger
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  3. 08-31-11 06:05 PM #3
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    Thanks John.I couldn't ask for a better platform..
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  4. 08-31-11 09:57 PM #4
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    Let's make some money boys.
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  5. 08-31-11 10:01 PM #5
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    The golden-throated Swinging Johnson.

    Excellent podcast and article, pal. I'm really excited about this coming NFL season....intend to tune into these and make this a regular part of my dart-throwing (along, of course, with my almost foolproof model of betting the team with the cooler helmet.)

    Seriously, this is awesome Swinger. You've got a perfect face for radio! If this doesn't work out, I have no doubt you could have a future in your local "gentleman's" establishments. Next podcast, let me hear you say the following statement: "Okay you crazy guys.....join me in giving a Texas-sized HELL YEAH to the lovely Cherry on the main stage!!"

    Good luck, pal!
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  6. 08-31-11 10:22 PM #6
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    Swinger still doing his podcasts,been at it awhile Swinger,how'd you get this gig?,you must be the best salesman in the world or a coq sucker specialist.....kidding aside best of luck with this gig Swinger... any chance of SBR grabbing Meatman incase you get injured during the season.
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  7. 08-31-11 10:30 PM #7
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    excellent, SJ you got a great radio voice.. GL this year
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  8. 08-31-11 10:33 PM #8
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    Good luck, Swinger. I followed you on Carib and then in your own site. Even if your picks sucks, your style cuts you a lot of slack
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  9. 08-31-11 10:33 PM #9
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    I'm sold. Not sure on what but I'm buying
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  10. 08-31-11 10:43 PM #10
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    Whoaaaaaaa...Ice Miner, Cookie Monster, Opie and Al Masters (what's your real name, John Smith so you're going nuts with Al Masters?) I love it baby! Opie, I am going to say whatever the hell you want. You are the Gepetto to my Pinocchio. You pull my strings and I will dance like a bitch baby!

    Boys, you are in my podcast. Thank you for the love and let's make some money boys! Cookie, I love a fan!
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  11. 09-01-11 12:36 AM #11
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    LOL,good luck Swinger.
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  12. 09-01-11 02:19 AM #12
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    Cwissy should have put Swinging Johnson down instead of Joey.
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  13. 09-01-11 04:12 AM #13
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    If your picks go sour can we still purchase your fades? I never understood why touts or even cappers like Brock don't cash in own their ability to pick losers. Its just as hard to pick losers as winners! Imagine the tout headlines, Documented 31% capper the last 3 years! Don't be left out purchase your fades now! 1-800-LANDERS You only pay if my plays LOSE!

    But seriously, Good luck with the podcasts and beyond!

    Last edited by Streakster777; 09-01-11 at 07:55 AM.
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  14. 09-01-11 06:11 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lo$t View Post
    Cwissy should have put Swinging Johnson down instead of Joey.
    Cwissy put Joey down? I got a good chuckle out of that one Delly. Benzy, good luck to you this season as well and boys feel free, as the opening day approaches to tell me who you like and why you like them. Convince me and maybe I use it as one of my selections. We need some top notch cappers in here boys!
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  15. 09-01-11 06:29 AM #15
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    awesome podcast SJ
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  16. 09-01-11 07:32 AM #16
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    Not bad

    This guy just does not go away

    Is he sharp? We need to know more
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  17. 09-01-11 07:41 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not bad

    This guy just does not go away

    Is he sharp? We need to know more
    Whatcha say me and you have a sit down at a little out of the way steamroom I know. Nothing gay mind you, I just want to make sure you're not packing...well, you know what I mean.
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  18. 09-01-11 12:47 PM #18
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    Is anyone really betting anything significant on tonight's final preseason NFL?
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  19. 09-01-11 03:41 PM #19
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    [COLOR=#000000 !important]Is anyone really betting anything significant on tonight's final preseason NFL?[/COLOR]
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  20. 09-01-11 03:54 PM #20
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    this swinger kid gets the Prick seal of approval. i fuggin love the shtick, it's great for blastin through the house when yer burnin a fatty
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  21. 09-01-11 04:18 PM #21
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    By gum I love ya too Prickster. If SBR royalty came in the form of a good ol boy sumbitch that don't give a damn, ridin' a fatboy Harley and blazin' a doobie, then you sir should be crowned king!
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  22. 09-01-11 06:14 PM #22
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    Pleonastic.
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  23. 09-01-11 08:09 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lo$t View Post
    Pleonastic.
    I may be verbose but I'm obnoxious too.
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  24. 09-01-11 08:28 PM #24
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    I like it. Are you from MA or NH originally? I'm guessing Bahstahn area suburbs.
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  25. 09-01-11 09:24 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by tad0matic View Post
    I like it. Are you from MA or NH originally? I'm guessing Bahstahn area suburbs.
    Tad, you're sharp. I could use you on my team. Bahstahn my man, even though I try to cover up the accent, it won't die.
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  26. 09-01-11 09:26 PM #26
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    Good audiocast Mr. Carib!
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  27. 09-02-11 05:23 AM #27
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    Flyin I- Thanks man. Love your avatar, su-mokkkin'! And she's not bad either.
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    May be you should put a bag over your mouth like you have over your head and than you can cover that accent.
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  29. 09-02-11 06:44 AM #29
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    Maybe (one word not two) you should stop smoking those flesh toned stogies and try puffing on the real ones.
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    Your the one who named himself after cokk.
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  31. 09-02-11 08:25 AM #31
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    Sounds like those annoying radio fukks who tries to scam people
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Sounds like those annoying radio fukks who tries to scam people
    Coming from a guy who calls himself Dirty Sanchez, I can tell you're a man of culture, class and fine pedigree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Coming from a guy who calls himself Dirty Sanchez, I can tell you're a man of culture, class and fine pedigree.
    Coming from a guy whose name is Swinging Johnson. Was Dangling Dick With Ears all ready taken?
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  34. 09-02-11 10:27 AM #34
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    Sounds like Stu Feiner and the Duke in stereo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stogies View Post
    Coming from a guy whose name is Swinging Johnson. Was Dangling Dick With Ears all ready taken?
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