1. 01-16-13 06:01 PM #1
    PAULYPOKER
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    GoldenStateWarriors +3 are the Absolute Mother LOCK

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    Git Sum!!
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  2. 01-16-13 06:04 PM #2
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    Curry might not play, game time decision. Be careful
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  3. 01-16-13 06:04 PM #3
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    What mod puts this in the college basketball forum? Get a clue... Dunno how betting against the heat can ever be a lock, but oh well.
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  4. 01-16-13 06:05 PM #4
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    Give me some heat please.
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  5. 01-16-13 06:11 PM #5
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    thank you pauly
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  6. 01-16-13 06:16 PM #6
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    I will take Miami for a 100 Alex
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  7. 01-16-13 06:19 PM #7
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    well I suppose Stern wants Lakers to appear to be the play tomorrow so Pauly you may be on to something here.

    I'll do a wtf small parlay on rockets/gsw
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  8. 01-16-13 07:18 PM #8
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    Alright, dig it

    Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action
    But like Mike Jagger said, 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'
    The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me
    My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L O C?

    The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar
    Havin' drinks with some no-name chump
    When they know that I'm the star
    So, I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
    I asked the guy, why you so fly? He said, ?Funky Cold Medina?

    Funky Cold Medina

    This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
    Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick
    It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
    A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap

    So, I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
    Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
    And did the wild thing on my leg
    He used to scratch and bite me before he was much, much meaner
    But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

    You know what I'm sayin'?
    I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my door
    I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
    They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

    I went up to this girl, she said, ?Hi, my name is Sheena?
    I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
    She said, I'd like a drink, I said, ?Ehm, ok, I'll go get it?
    Then a couple sips, she cold licked her lips
    And I knew that she was with it

    So, I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned
    But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
    So, I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
    You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

    You know, ain't no plans with a man
    This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies
    Break it down

    Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
    I took a shot as a contestant on 'The Love Connection'
    The audience voted and you know they picked a winner
    I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner

    She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
    Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
    I said, wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says, I'll be seein' ya
    That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina

    Ya know what I'm sayin'
    That Medina's a monster, y'all

    Funky Cold Medina
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  9. 01-16-13 07:20 PM #9
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    Fade
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  10. 01-16-13 09:29 PM #10
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    Line closed @ +4.5











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  11. 01-16-13 09:32 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Line closed @ +4.5

    Steph Curry ruled out.
    Gut says he still gets this somehow, but no way I'd bet on GS in this spot.
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  12. 01-16-13 09:35 PM #12
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    Tailed it
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  13. 01-16-13 11:25 PM #13
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    oh.
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  14. 01-16-13 11:29 PM #14
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    Ahah what a terrible lock glad I only threw 25$ on it
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  15. 01-16-13 11:30 PM #15
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  16. 01-16-13 11:38 PM #16
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    OP clearly on Miami
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  17. 01-17-13 12:02 AM #17
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    Bang a Gong!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ColdBeerHere View Post
    nothing fancy here...just a 20 unit play of the day with no write up......Play was Sixers -2.5.....

    FINAL SCORE: NO 111 Philly 99

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  18. 01-17-13 09:42 AM #18
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    Pauly is no doubt the biggest loser on the site haha. Too big of a pusssy to compare tickets with me and posts non stop losers.

    Pauly tell me more about yourself...Are you african american? Are you older than 17? ?Hard to tell cause you type like a fukkin 3rd grader.
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  19. 01-17-13 09:56 AM #19
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    Faded and won!!

    Miami kicked their ass big time!

    Pauly you bad better lay off that booze!

    (Like Pauly in Rocky!!)
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  20. 01-17-13 10:05 AM #20
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    like i said. fade. stop tailing this guy
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  21. 01-17-13 10:18 AM #21
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    Lol funky cold medina. This fukkin guy....
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  22. 01-17-13 10:37 AM #22
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    Lol what a scrub.
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  23. 01-17-13 10:46 AM #23
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    Pauly is the absolute worst capper on this site.

    No doubt about it.
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  24. 01-17-13 10:57 AM #24
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    I think he posts the bogus play and plays the reverse side, there's no other explanation for how many losing plays there are by PP
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  25. 01-17-13 11:10 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by soul786 View Post
    I think he posts the bogus play and plays the reverse side, there's no other explanation for how many losing plays there are by PP
    You're giving the retard waay too much credit. He's a fukkin dumbass.

    He doesn't even bet, just likes the attention he gets in these threads.
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  26. 01-17-13 01:41 PM #26
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    Thx for all the love my puppets..........
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  27. 01-17-13 01:44 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by TxAaron View Post
    Pauly is no doubt the biggest loser on the site
    You are damn right, I'm the "biggest loser on this site"...........................
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  28. 01-17-13 02:33 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by TxAaron View Post
    You're giving the retard waay too much credit. He's a fukkin dumbass.

    He doesn't even bet, just likes the attention he gets in these threads.
    Congrats you have earned and won the SBR unable to comprehend anything yearly retard award.........

    Tonight is when you pound the fukk out of Miami...



    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Tonight is when you pound the fukk out of Miami Goater,


    I'm'talking betting to win 5 bills here pal.................

    I guarantee this one Covers
    I don't give a fukk if the line is 10!!




    Txarron,
    here is your award:

    A suit to show your handicap comprehension ability.................


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