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    warriorfan707
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    Listen up everyone, I have inside information on the BYU-UTAH Game tomorrow (12-8)

    Alright this guy is a lifelong trusted friend of mine and he writes for Yahoo Sports. On my phone there was just a barrage of text messages saying he has the "tip of a lifetime" and this is the "lock of the year". He says that Utah is God awful and to bet huge on BYU tomorrow.

    This guy is so sure he offered to buy out my whole 5dimes account right now and send me all the money via paypal, he wants to go all in.

    I have known this guy all my life and he is a bettor, huge sports fan, totally trustworthy levelheaded successful married guy.

    I believe him. He says the point guard has been suspended and Vegas doesnt know about it or how bout Utah is.

    I just thought I would share this with the forum.

    Im considering going huge on BYU, the line isnt even up yet.

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    uh.. okay.

    Problem is they aren't playing tomorrow.

    My god... people on this forum are getting dumber and dumber.

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    Wtf I just texted him telling him they arent playing tmrw... hold on.

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    He hasnt responded yet

    wtf is going on here

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    Locks are at home depot in isle 5

    Utah is horrible though
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    Plenty of time to get down since the game isn't till Saturday.

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    Already mortgaged my farm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    Wtf I just texted him telling him they arent playing tmrw... hold on.
    hope you hadn't placed the wager yet

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    bet without knowing the odds

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    How could I place a wager for a game that doesnt happen until Saturday?

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    Sweet thread. The game is on saturday and anyone with a clue knows how bad Utah is. Your "trustworthy, levelheaded" friend wants to go all in on a game that doesnt even have a line yet.

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    By the way

    EVERYONE knows about Utah's best player being suspended..


    http://espn.go.com/mens-college-bask...s-indefinitely

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    He just texted back saying hes "8 beers deep" and he meant to tell me saturday, not tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrianLaverty View Post
    By the way

    EVERYONE knows about Utah's best player being suspended..


    http://espn.go.com/mens-college-bask...s-indefinitely
    I dont think warrior could have failed this thread more if he tried.

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    They just got blown the **** out tonight at home. It is no secret that they are horrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    How could I place a wager for a game that doesnt happen until Saturday?

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    Lol this guy is hilarious...

    Now he says "Vegas has no clue how bad the are" and that they have been "raped all season"


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    Alright well itll be interesting to see how this game pans out on saturday....

    This thread still has a chance to deliver, LOL

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    Your buddy sounds like he would fit in well here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    I dont think warrior could have failed this thread more if he tried.
    You seriously underestimate his ability to fail.

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    Was just checking in with the info boys. This guy writes for yahoo sports. I assumed it was spot on, didnt check anything first.

    Tried to deliver the goods as fast as I could.

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    Yeah.... no one in the entire city of Vegas has noticed how awful Utah is.

    Yep, not a single person making a Vegas line knows they are 1-7, and have lost their last 2 by 30 plus.

    Yet somehow, we the degens on SBR know it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    Lol this guy is hilarious...

    Now he says "Vegas has no clue how bad the are" and that they have been "raped all season"

    SBR has no clue how much of a true idiot you are.

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    This whole situation can be salvaged with a BYU cover on Saturday imo



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    An idiot who routinely turns 100 dollar deposits into thousands...

    I must be the luckiest man alive

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    So bet Utah?

    Because this guy sounds totally clueless, and makes me think even less of Yahoo Sports.

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    On the other hand its apparently incredibly easy to get a job writing for yahoo sports. 32-hour old news is considered "breaking", you don't need to know how good teams are or when they play, and you can get hammered in the middle of the week. I'm sending in my resume.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlooker View Post
    So bet Utah?

    Because this guy sounds totally clueless, and makes me think even less of Yahoo Sports.



    I have to admit, the whole thing is a little unusual...

    He sounds adamant that BYU covers huge

    Offered to ship me 1100 on paypal right now so he could use my 5dimes money

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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    Wtf I just texted him telling him they arent playing tmrw... hold on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    Sweet thread. The game is on saturday and anyone with a clue knows how bad Utah is. Your "trustworthy, levelheaded" friend wants to go all in on a game that doesnt even have a line yet.

    Did he mention he writes for yahoo? Have you ever read any of their news articles? Can't say sports are much off.

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    i find this whole thread rather erotic, more so than soft core porn

    oh yeah i like that insider information your giving me baby for the game tomorrow
    oh yeah baby wait slow down the game is not tomorrow ooohhh
    oh yeah you been a bad sports writer yeah you need a spanking
    what doesnt matter just go all in anyways baby
    im all in oh yeah oh yeah

    then the regreat kicks in after you get an std

    im taking utah

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    Thanks for the info warrior!!

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    Yeah, this is what i thought about Middle Tenn and UAB tonight. Put a nickel on it and now look at me...

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    wonder what the Utah ML will be? Might be worth a shot for small stakes if it is juicy enough

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