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    Sweep em up Jerk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Thanks my niqqa
    Will be nice to eventually meet up with you Jerky.

    I think we could have some fun, maybe for like 2 straight days...lol.

    Also, could you hold onto this for a moment, I need to log into some sportsbooks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Will be nice to eventually meet up with you Jerky.

    I think we could have some fun, maybe for like 2 straight days...lol.

    Also, could you hold onto this for a moment, I need to log into some sportsbooks...

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    We would have a blast your weed & intellect on sports betting would blow my mind pal . Hell yeah I’m holding that & flipping her around & picking her up against the wall she’s small enough for it. Even with my bad back in all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    Sweep em up Jerk.
    Yes I need a night like that !

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    I haven’t updated my record & bottom line on here for some time, because frankly it ain’t pretty lol. I’m currently down around -9k to my recollection from a far. If I can go on a decent run I’ll spend the time to track it all, but as of right now I definitely failed to track this thread almost feel cowardly like “thomorino” not wanting to face the truth.

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    Cards -132

    Phillies +145

    Tigers -123

    Indians +128

    2* units each.

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    Got some cash back from Heritage on losses so throwing an open parlay into the mix as well.

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    11 Team Parlay with 7 open spot(s)
    MLB St. Louis Cardinals (J Happ - L - Must Start) (S Brault - L - Must Start) Moneyline -132 for Game
    MLB Philadelphia Phillies (A Nola - R - Must Start) (M Scherzer - R - Must Start) Moneyline +145 for Game
    MLB Detroit Tigers (C Mize - R - Must Start) (K Akin - L - Must Start) Moneyline -123 for Game
    MLB Cleveland Indians (T McKenzie - R - Must Start) (S Manaea - L - Must Start) Moneyline +128 for Game
    Risk: $48.00To Win: $806.39
    Ticket #188822725-1

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    I thought I read baseball favs 59-12 last week or so

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I thought I read baseball favs 59-12 last week or so
    KVB would know ...

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    Bottom line : 27-43 39% -8,885

    That’s a very close figure for this thread, I did not count the parlay losses to my straight bet record just to the bottom line total.

    As you can see I’m nearly down -20 units total in this thread which is one of my worse seasons I can remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Cards -132

    Phillies +145

    Tigers -123

    Indians +128

    2* units each.
    Let’s go!

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    Looks like the favs are gonna go 4-0 with my selected games, this shit never changes on the nights I decide to bet. This year has been a disaster for me.

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    Favs are unreal

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    2 units each*

    Miami +154

    Rays -1.5 -135

    Yankees -1.5 -140

    Rockies +117

    Open parlay 50/772.50 11 teams

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    I am on the first 3 so I might as well join you on the fourth pick. LFG Jerky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    I am on the first 3 so I might as well join you on the fourth pick. LFG Jerky!
    I’m due for a streak it hasn’t happen for me yet. Timing is everything in life.

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    ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    I’m due for a streak it hasn’t happen for me yet. Timing is everything in life.
    I hope it starts here.

    I put those four in a parlay too.

    I have been doing pretty well on the baseball betting dogs and -1.5 favorites.

    Seems like when the faves are winning it is usually by multiple runs.

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    Let’s Fukkin Go!!!

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    Another split no streak brewing here.

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    Phillies -164 for 2 units*

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    I’m finally done with baseball I’ve lost enough.

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    Thread closed for good.

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    Good idea Jerky

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Worse baseball season of my life & now it’s over I’m done. Took enough pounding from betting the wrong sides. I hit 40% my last 100 days this MLB year & lost roughly -10k. Prior to that I did make over +5k in about 45 days, but a net loss of nearly -5k. All of this is documented in my two pick threads the last 4-5 months.
    Last edited by BeatTheJerk; 08-19-21 at 06:40 AM.

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    Jerky get a good meal today

    Maybe football will be better for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jerky get a good meal today

    Maybe football will be better for you
    It’s my sons birthday & we are eating steak & lobster from Costco & tres leche caramel cake. Much affordable to dine in & cook it yourself !

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    Enjoy the day Jerky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    Enjoy the day Jerky.
    Thank you my friend.

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    Jerky that is an excellent plan

    How about moving weight with the cartels??

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    ….
    OR
    just wait for playoffs

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Phillies -164 for 2 units*
    These rat bastards burned me too. I’m done with baseball for the year.

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