Originally Posted by
Eddy Munny
Yeah I don't know about all that. That sounds like a whole lotta malarkey to me.
I occasionally knock back an herbal beverage known as ayahuasca, and upon entering an altered state, a secret squirrel visits me to impart sacred knowledge from the near future. I usually muck around and get silly in my finest dancing moccasins and perform a little improvised jig to sort of lighten the mood.
After the dust has settled, "Nutterfingers," the secret squirrel, will sometimes twitch his tail three times and evoke an image into the ether before me. I can only see it with my third eye engaged, but when the stars are all aligned it happens without exception...... I get the outcome of a game before it happens and I bet accordingly.
Nutterfingers is currently on a streak that dwarfs yours. It's not even comparable. We're talking about apples and octopi here. 33-0 at last check. That's not a typo. 33 wins with zero losses, and you're over here starting threads with a .500 batting average. You're losing juice. Why again do you want a great, big pat on the buttocks for something a flip of the coin could produce?