[Russian Rocket]

On Wednesday night, the Chicago Bulls halted the impressive winning streak of the Miami Heat at 27 games. Luckily, a gaggle of exceedingly white dudes had courtside seats (because white people looooooove courtside seats) and treated us to the above picture.

This moment in basketball history deserves special attention. Computer: ZOOM IN. ENHANCE.



This guy is pretty white, I guess. If you were able to capture Howard Dean's infamous scream, grant it sentience and a corporeal form and fill it full of Mike's Hard Lemonade, this is what you'd be looking at. Thanks, science! You've done it again!

Let's move along to the next item on the menu. Whaddaya got for us, white people?



Hey, it's the white Lewis Black! Dude unironically throwing up the peace sign in celebration and looking terrified someone is going to request he start dancing. "I'M EXCITED BUT PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME DON'T MAKE ME USE MY BODY TO DO THINGS OH GOD."

I feel ya, buddy.



Aw, a tender moment! Just two white guys, enjoying each others' company, wearing their finest Cherokee-brand shirts. This is something really special. Let's give them their privacy.



Aw, buddy. Well, not all white people can be happy about the Heat losing, I guess. This guys WELP face says it all, I guess. There's only so m-- good lord, that's a lot of jewelry, bro. That's so much jewelry my heavens. And you're only wearing a jersey and some stone-washed jeans. Not even an undershirt. Just a mile of gold chain. Now you're making US sad, but in a very different way.

Okay, moving on.



HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY F****** S***

If Wallace Shawn were an even whiter Gollum, you'd STILL have to ramp several notches up the White Guy Meter to arrive at ... THIS. LOOK AT HIS CRAZY WRIST AND FIST. IT"S LIKE HIS REAL HAND IS IN HIS SLEEVE AND HE'S HOLDING A WACKY FAKE ARM LIKE A SOUVENIR CAPTAIN HOOK HOOK.

Phew, okay. We really need something to celebrate this occasion. Something worthy of the Internet.




Never change, white people. You are a GOLD MINE.
GOLD MINE.

[YouHave2outs]

(because white people looooooove courtside seats)

Never change, angry racist black person. You are a GOLD MINE.
GOLD MINE.

[William Walters]

This is actually funny shit.

Poor fukks just celebrating and now being hammered on the interwebs.

Tough being a white man in today's world.

[milwaukee mike]

this is hilarious


and why does the guy in the checkerboard shirt have his hand in his pocket? that makes absolutely no fukking sense

[Russian Rocket]

Never change, angry racist black person. You are a GOLD MINE.
GOLD MINE.

who? me?

[Marigold HD]

You should have seen me in my basement. I was just as bad.

[Russian Rocket]

Tough being a white man in today's world.

very true

[soul786]

[YouHave2outs]

The pics are pretty hilarious, but it's a bunch of middle-aged/old rich white guys celebrating courtside. It's gonna look like that 9 times out of 10. Are they supposed to dress/act "gangster"?

[YouHave2outs]

this is hilarious


and why does the guy in the checkerboard shirt have his hand in his pocket? that makes absolutely no fukking sense

He's grabbing for his phone, I assume.

[YouHave2outs]

The best part is that theyre all hammered on non blended margaritas.

[ChiLLx]

This happens at every game

[milwaukee mike]

He's grabbing for his phone, I assume.

with his other arm locked with the guy he looks like he's trying to kiss?

still makes no sense, right when everyone else is looking at the court, he's locking arms and looking at his friend, the only possible explanation is he got an erection and is reaching in his pocket to push it back to a comfortable/unnoticeable position

[YouHave2outs]

The guy in the white shirt with his arm straight up in the air is the most hilarious to me

[KingJD31]

Haahah

[KingJD31]

Funniest part is those guys are all filthy rich and dont give the slightest fuk

[reppin_the_847]

This is hilarious. I've been to many Bulls games, and this is highly accurate as you get near the front. Most of the tickets near the front are corporate owned or corporate giveaways. Crowd near the front is generally not quite as sexy or diverse as NY/LA/Miami except when Scottie Pippen's wife is in attendance (she's a certified stunner).

[Spedizzo]

you can't get anymore whiter than a Brooklyn Nets home game

or Jewish

[mynameismud]

RICH white people with floor seats. ill cheer like a fool for their bankroll.

[konck]

They celebrate kind of like Labrown does when the Heat win an he does the Shake

[bookiekiller1987]

You could take pictures like this in every game, i'm sure there are a bunch of whites guys at every game celebrating like this after there team beats a quality team like the heat. How come you only posted the pictures of the white guys at front court? I am sure there were a lot of Black Bulls fans celebrating just the same but you fail to mention or post pictures of that. Racist piece of S**T

[TheMoneyShot]

Love to wager on the NBA.... never gone to a game before... white man in black sport... hmmmmmmm


See how ridiculous those white dudes look

[bookiekiller1987]

What white guys cant enjoy the game of basketball? Makes no sense.

[Russian Rocket]

You could take pictures like this in every game, i'm sure there are a bunch of whites guys at every game celebrating like this after there team beats a quality team like the heat. How come you only posted the pictures of the white guys at front court? I am sure there were a lot of Black Bulls fans celebrating just the same but you fail to mention or post pictures of that. Racist piece of S**T

wow...dude... to make it perfectly clear to you I'm whiter than a fukking snow- I'm Russian..I love all races ...just copied the article for everyone's enjoyment
No need to be all negative here...relax pal...life is too short

[d2bets]

Does anyone know what exact moment this was in reaction to? I'm trying to figure out how the "peace" sign fits in? Or was he signaling two as in two free throws or a two point lead or something like that. Was he calling out a play? And did that guy manage to hold that bacardi one-handed all game? That's impressive stuff.

[Killer_Demo]

What is this thread trying to say? white ppl are rich and sit courtside?

[EmpireMaker]

wow...dude... to make it perfectly clear to you I'm whiter than a fukking snow- I'm Russian..I love all races ...just copied the article for everyone's enjoyment
No need to be all negative here...relax pal...life is too short

Clearly the writer needs to sling more dope so, and pimp more hoes so that he can get himself some of those seats.

[thes0vereign]

This is hilarious. Bravo RR.

[Big Bear]

On Wednesday night, the Chicago Bulls halted the impressive winning streak of the Miami Heat at 27 games. Luckily, a gaggle of exceedingly white dudes had courtside seats (because white people looooooove courtside seats) and treated us to the above picture.

This moment in basketball history deserves special attention. Computer: ZOOM IN. ENHANCE.



This guy is pretty white, I guess. If you were able to capture Howard Dean's infamous scream, grant it sentience and a corporeal form and fill it full of Mike's Hard Lemonade, this is what you'd be looking at. Thanks, science! You've done it again!

Let's move along to the next item on the menu. Whaddaya got for us, white people?



Hey, it's the white Lewis Black! Dude unironically throwing up the peace sign in celebration and looking terrified someone is going to request he start dancing. "I'M EXCITED BUT PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME DON'T MAKE ME USE MY BODY TO DO THINGS OH GOD."

I feel ya, buddy.



Aw, a tender moment! Just two white guys, enjoying each others' company, wearing their finest Cherokee-brand shirts. This is something really special. Let's give them their privacy.



Aw, buddy. Well, not all white people can be happy about the Heat losing, I guess. This guys WELP face says it all, I guess. There's only so m-- good lord, that's a lot of jewelry, bro. That's so much jewelry my heavens. And you're only wearing a jersey and some stone-washed jeans. Not even an undershirt. Just a mile of gold chain. Now you're making US sad, but in a very different way.

Okay, moving on.



HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY F****** S***

If Wallace Shawn were an even whiter Gollum, you'd STILL have to ramp several notches up the White Guy Meter to arrive at ... THIS. LOOK AT HIS CRAZY WRIST AND FIST. IT"S LIKE HIS REAL HAND IS IN HIS SLEEVE AND HE'S HOLDING A WACKY FAKE ARM LIKE A SOUVENIR CAPTAIN HOOK HOOK.

Phew, okay. We really need something to celebrate this occasion. Something worthy of the Internet.




Never change, white people. You are a GOLD MINE.
GOLD MINE.

i dont see no brothas in the stands..

were the only black people in the arena the ones on the court?

[Russian Rocket]

What is this thread trying to say? white ppl are rich and sit courtside?

you don't have to be rich to score those tickets...courtside corp tickets are norm if you work for the right company

[Dilo]

Lol celebration time

[reppin_the_847]

It's not uncommon to get corporate tickets for relatively good seats, but courtside itself is pretty tough to get.

you don't have to be rich to score those tickets...courtside corp tickets are norm if you work for the right company

[sweep]

[Sport_Fish]

this is hilarious


and why does the guy in the checkerboard shirt have his hand in his pocket? that makes absolutely no fukking sense

seriously? u are gonna question why someone got caught with his hands in his pockets during a picture?

What is so funny or 'not make sense' about that? You're telling me never in ur life have u been standing up and had ur hands in ur pocket for whatever reason?

I swear, this is so absurd u guys are questioning some pics tht were taken during a ball game and making fun of something that has nothing to be made fun of really. Just sounds like a bunch of sad pathetic losers here wishing they could make enough to be sitting court side at a bulls-heat game, but instead, are losing money gambling and taking their frustrations out on a forum

[d2bets]

seriously? u are gonna question why someone got caught with his hands in his pockets during a picture?

What is so funny or 'not make sense' about that? You're telling me never in ur life have u been standing up and had ur hands in ur pocket for whatever reason?

I swear, this is so absurd u guys are questioning some pics tht were taken during a ball game and making fun of something that has nothing to be made fun of really. Just sounds like a bunch of sad pathetic losers here wishing they could make enough to be sitting court side at a bulls-heat game, but instead, are losing money gambling and taking their frustrations out on a forum

The different expressions are funny. It's nothing horrible. Lighten up. It wouldn't be funny if they all had the same "white" expression. What makes it funny is they're all doing something a little different. That's why I want to know what the moment was. Who has the correct expression?

BTW, are those two guys arms locked together? Were they fist bumping?