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    Mens et Manus
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    PARLAY To SAVE your DEGEN butts $$$$$$$$$$ WIN WIN WIN

    PITS PENS ML -130
    BOS BRUINS PUCKLINE +105
    PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS ML -250
    DAL MAVS +10 -110

    Parlay all 4 pays just over 9:1,

    Risk $100 to win $900, $800 profit

    Goodluck Degens

    My gift to you.
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    Weren't you the one telling us we are all losers for our betting patterns?

    And now you are playing 4 team parlays?

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    If it pays 9:1 then the profit is 900 genius

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    Quote Originally Posted by killawookie View Post
    If it pays 9:1 then the profit is 900 genius

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    Toronto is going to win...scary parlay man...

    Also, that Dallas pick is REAL scary. pretty sharp

    BOL - but I got my boys in blue tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mens et Manus View Post
    He's right you stupid fukk. Dear god your dense.

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    you get your 100 back when you win, plus 900.

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    Obvious poster didn't actually bet this.

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    i'm starting to think no one actually bets on this goddamn site. too many people betting smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by killawookie View Post
    Obvious poster didn't actually bet this.
    Or he was dropped on his head as a child. Or both.

    Both -30000
    1 but not the other +400
    Neither +3342

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    No lol you stupid fks 9:1 payout. I never said plus 1000. Stupid broke idiots. A payout of 9:1 betting 100 is 800 profit stupid ungrateful yanks. Fat fks

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    I'm off to go out and drink fking broke losers thank me later

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    Can't we all.....
    just get along

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mens et Manus View Post
    No lol you stupid fks 9:1 payout. I never said plus 1000. Stupid broke idiots. A payout of 9:1 betting 100 is 800 profit stupid ungrateful yanks. Fat fks
    what a simpleton you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mens et Manus View Post
    No lol you stupid fks 9:1 payout. I never said plus 1000. Stupid broke idiots. A payout of 9:1 betting 100 is 800 profit stupid ungrateful yanks. Fat fks


    Put in stake of 100. Odds at 9/1. And tell me what it spits out for winning and payout.
    http://www.betstarter.com/sportsbett...Conversion.asp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mens et Manus View Post
    I'm off to go out and drink fking broke losers thank me later
    I'd drink my sorrows away too if my life was one mistake after another.

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    Are you for real? You even posted it "Risk $100 to win $900". Unreal...

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    One last thing... Enjoy shiitt odds and crappy shady betting sites while I chill on Pinny in Canada. Haha us of china Haha get used to egg rolls not chicken bawwwls niqquas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mens et Manus View Post
    One last thing... Enjoy shiitt odds and crappy shady betting sites while I chill on Pinny in Canada. Haha us of china Haha get used to egg rolls not chicken bawwwls niqquas
    I am disappointed you're a Canadian. Stop your boasting, and if you are a canuck - You aughta understand why that Pens VS Leafs bet is pretty crazy.

    non-the-less, I bid you goodluck!

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    dangerous but why not !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mens et Manus View Post
    No lol you stupid fks 9:1 payout. I never said plus 1000. Stupid broke idiots. A payout of 9:1 betting 100 is 800 profit stupid ungrateful yanks. Fat fks

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    Quote Originally Posted by bionicoman View Post
    dangerous but why not !
    you're right, Its not a bad bet...but if you're a Canadian (WHO BETS REAL MONEY) - you better damn well know the Canadian Teams through and through...

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    Books LOVE guys like the OP. IMO the best wager is and always was the straight wager, and typically on the spread.

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    op ill be your bookie if you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by killawookie View Post
    If it pays 9:1 then the profit is 900 genius
    This depends at where you are at in the world. In some parts of the world they label it as 9 to 1 were the 9 is the amount you get paid total, basicly concluding that the 1 is already in the houses pocket and they give it back to in the payout. Other places the same bet and payout will labeled as 8 to 1 where its 8 what they pay you and you take back your original bet since you never lost it. This varies and changes from Casino to Casino, State to State, Country to Country and Game to Game. Everyone at one point in their gambling Career runs into this phenomenon at some point creating inevitable arguments.

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    That problem should never arise. That is why you decide whether you are using fractional, decimal, or American odds.

    I will say it is stupid that 9/1 equals 10.00 but that's the way it is. 9 to 1 odds means +900 and a profit of $900 in this case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    That problem should never arise. That is why you decide whether you are using fractional, decimal, or American odds.

    I will say it is stupid that 9/1 equals 10.00 but that's the way it is. 9 to 1 odds means +900 and a profit of $900 in this case.
    yes, agree, in sports betting its straight forward, table games is where you see the varience

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Sol View Post
    yes, agree, in sports betting its straight forward, table games is where you see the varience
    Haven't experienced it, but I see how its possible.

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    Finally a man with a brain. Stupid yanks can't tell the difference between decimal and US odds. US format is just as stupid as the American conversion system vs. SI units. You guys once even lost a 100 million dollar satellite because you couldn't convert units properly. LOL lbs vs mass. lol Americans.

    I really hope none of you played my parlay. Would hate to think I help you stupid ungreatful fat fks make money.

    2 down, 2 to go.

    FK u phaggot Americans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffie View Post
    op ill be your bookie if you want.
    Why would I want a pasty white phaggot with 20% body fat, poor choice of wardrobe, and a self esteem so low he has to date a fat immigrant as my bookie?

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    Where are you fat fks telling me how bad I am? I give you a parlay once in a blue moon with huge +EV all over it, and all you can do is attack me on semantics (even though I was right, lol stupid fks), no wonder your stupid asss country is falling apart. Instead of just saying thank you, good luck, you just go on the offensive for no reason. Can't wait till your piece of SShiit country tears itself apart when China cashes in.

    Fking losers can't even bet on sports games but can buy automatic weapons and murder school children. Fking losers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by killawookie View Post
    If it pays 9:1 then the profit is 900 genius


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