And LeBron will have to wait 2 more years at least. And will have to console himself in the arms of Wade.
And can stare at Wade's shiny ring while sobbing in his lap.
Meanwhile, over in East Texas, some of the boys here at SBR will be celebrating in a bathhouse, wondering aloud if its similar to JJs experience, and talking about their guns, their flags and how important it is to be loved by online strangers.