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    Bubba Smolliet..........

    get the fuk outta here........ you can't tell me whoever discovered the "noose" was a clueless idiot.......


    fuk whoever thought the left/nascar/anyone was going to get mileage out of yet another race bating hoax.......


    fbi says interviews of personnel throughout nascar knew this wasn't a noose.........



    we need a change.......


    on the upside, at least it wasn't at 2 am in -17 degrees weather while walking to a f'n subway for sandwiches..........



    let me guess, bubba had hired these guys as his rear tire changer and jackman?:


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    Lol classic!
    Well said Donk

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    Yeah, he got his self promotion.

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    Yep! Top post. Bubba con man and liar.

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    I have a hard time believing that Wallace would go public about this "Noose" without ever seeing it and possibly making himself look like an idiot.

    If someone told me that there was something offensive in my garage, I would want to see it, and so would anyone else.

    They used to "Noose" angle to get attention, knowing that it wasn't a noose at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I have a hard time believing that Wallace would go public about this "Noose" without ever seeing it and possibly making himself look like an idiot.

    If someone told me that there was something offensive in my garage, I would want to see it, and so would anyone else.

    They used to "Noose" angle to get attention, knowing that it wasn't a noose at all.
    100 percent spot on here........ for his sake, I hope he didn't see it, and it was some punkass lib on his team that took it, ran to petty, and he never saw it.....

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    also, someone tell the king, bubba smolliet, and his idiot "crew member" who discovered the "noose," before they run to the press again, that this is not a "black person taser" left in his garage:



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    Pavy clears it big time....

    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post

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    What are they gonna hang with that noose, a chicken?

    In that case, wouldn't a deep fryer in the garage be more racist?

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    im really surprised u dont see more of this made up shet to raise money

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    it was used to pull up the garage doors of that stall and the stalls next to it.......

    quality work on that noose, probably a technique passed down for several generations.......


    have to give wallace a pass on the ordeal, as that pussy steve PHELPS showed up at bubba's hauler balling his eyes out and telling bubba he'd been the victim of a hate crime. wallace simply took him at his word, not realizing he's a dumb fukkin' redneck pussy......
    steve PHELPS has got to go....... what a f'n dumbass.......
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    sounds about right ...

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    Will the next driver that crashes him out in a race be charged with a hate crime? Gotta say, as someone that is ambivalent about NASCAR and doesn't care one way or the other, they are are absolutely destroying their fanbase.

    NASCAR has went full Dixie Chics.
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    I'd kind of like to hear Bubba explain if he thinks racism has been a problem for him as an insider in the sport.

    I'd assume it has not, pretty much ever.

    And if he ever thought the fans flying the confederate flag were about being racist or hateful toward him or other black people in the past.

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    Bubba said that it was a noose. Not accepting what the FBI has concluded.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Bubba said that it was a noose. Not accepting what the FBI has concluded.

    I can’t imagine he’s that dumb? Maybe he is. But still, wtf

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    He got the attention he wanted. Lost a lot of respect for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unrivaled View Post
    He got the attention he wanted. Lost a lot of respect for him.
    Yep, could have diffused the situation but instead, he's fanning the flames!

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    He got the attention he craves. He is no wear near a good enough race car driver to win anything.

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    He became the new “jr” overnight. NASCAR is a joke. So is Bubba Earnhardt

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    Quote Originally Posted by stake1 View Post
    He became the new “jr” overnight. NASCAR is a joke. So is Bubba Earnhardt
    had the fbi not cleared it up, and had the fake narrative remained the "truth" (in the truest cnn meaning of the word), he probably would have won the most popular driver award, but now, particularly if he doesn't acknowledge this was in no way meant for him, the fans are not going to warm up to him.....

    I expected a tone along the lines of "relief that no one in the garage actually committed this act," not some bullshit about insisting it was a noose, as in a hangman's noose, and he couldn't be sure if it was meant for him or not...... clearly it was there before, along with others, apparently, to raise the stall doors.....

    now, if someone had taken the "noose" from its normal spot where it hangs, and draped it on his hood, or threw it on his seat, or done something like that, I could see why he'd still be pissed..... As is, he should've been thankful it wasn't some racist asshole in the garage.....


    i guess he's pissed that people like me are having a little fun callin him smoll-ee-ayyyy, and posting shit like this to lighten the mood:







    truth be told, it was nascar and steve phelps in particular who fukked this up, not wallace.... at least initially....
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    They are all to blame.

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    Interesting to see how much his merchandise sales go up the next couple of months.

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    Soooo....is it too early to talk about A LIFETIME BAN FROM NASCAR for our
    intrepid hoax perpetrator?

    Or ARE ONLY WHITE PEOPLE CONSIDERED for such drastic punishments?

    After all NASCAR has already come out with a NO TOLERANCE policy vs. Racism, right?

    And why aren't any of the phony, hoax-pushing talking heads in the media chiming in?

    Help me out here folks; I just DON'T get it.
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    how else do you tie a rope for a garage to make it easier to pull down? and i was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt too. that takes a big stretch for your mind to already go to a race issue.

    i agree with optional and would be interesting to hear if bubba hears things about his race already so a "noose" garage rope automatically triggers his defenses. that is a little different and my sympathy might come back.

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    Oh boo hoo, stop please, please stop, the tears are shorting out my keyboard. fuk nascar, fuk wallace . The post item tv interviews are sickening. He would not have lasted 60 seconds with the nascar of 20 years ago. Would not have lasted 50 seconds with 90's nascar. Not 40 seconds with 80's nascar. not 30 seconds with 70's nascar not 20 seconds from the 60's nascar and not 10 seconds with the 50's nascar.

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    Wallace claims the "straight up noose" was hanging over his car.

    I think that a picture of this straight up noose and where it was at needs to be shown to the public.

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    I think people knew this was BS and allowed the story to come out.


    If there were pictures of the "noose" out on the internet days ago, people close had to know what the deal was. Either Nascar or the local police had to know.

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    Well, it seems pretty clear that the only reason he has never won a race is because 40 other white drivers are constantly oppressing him. Otherwise, based on the population, black drivers (and he's the only one) should have won around 13% of all races. It's just not fair!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Bubba said that it was a noose. Not accepting what the FBI has concluded.


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    abc was still trying to push uncertainty and an "ongoing investigation" to determine whether the "noose" was meant for him.... still trying to sew the seeds of racial division, despite the easily-accessed youtube videos from 2019 doing garage reporting from Talladega.

    It wasn't just Bubba Smoll-eee-ay's stall in 2019, but numerous stalls had the hangman's know hanging right by the door, stall after stall.... the loop is there to latch onto.loop over metal prongs along the wall next to the door rails, so that it can be held open at a variety of heights, and kept open; the loop also serves as a "handle" to hold onto when raising the garage.

    granted, all those ropes didn't need to end in elaborate "noose" configurations, but the fact is numerous stalls had them (see video below):



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Wallace claims the "straight up noose" was hanging over his car.

    I think that a picture of this straight up noose and where it was at needs to be shown to the public.
    Now he was asked if it was hanging over his car and he said that it was in his garage.

    Guy can't keep his story straight.


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    There has been 6 race hate crime allegations reported with a planted "NOOSE" in the past 2 years in America.. Guess what? All 6 were found to be a HOAX after being fully investigated.. Saw that on the news last night.. I just laughed..

    I told you, extreme racists trolling black celebs would never use a planted noose in a hate crime.. It's a FAKE STORY every time when called into the police and media.. It's just a trending fact!!!!

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    Bubba Wallace isn't even black enough to claim racism. If there was a racial draft, blacks wouldn't take this guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unrivaled View Post
    He got the attention he wanted. Lost a lot of respect for him.
    attention whore .. racist attention whore

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