[Buffalo Nickle]

BN Payday Loans/O'Reilly 500 Post Up

BN Payday Loans is celebrating its new coordination of the SBR NASCAR Live pool by donating 100 BETPOINTS of (NameWitheld)'s NASCAR winnings to the contest this week.

There will be a maximum of 25 entries with each poster guaranteed an entry. On raceday, posters will be able to buy additional entries in the pool on a first-come-first-in basis. To be eligible to buy additional entries, you must be in the pool prior to race day.

Our analytics division ran computer simulations all night and burned up two Intel Pentium processors and determined that our 5-man squad has a 53.7812% chance of winning the prize this week and we have a 71.5678% of chance of being in the money based on our forecast for the race and poster participation.

For our debtor contestant, please be aware that since we are using our own money in the pool this week our winnings will not come off your balance. That will start next week.

When you are in need of a loan for SBR Betpoints look to the fastest-growing payday loan operation on SBR BN Payday Loans. When you win, we win.

Look for our commercials during the race telecast! We are moving aggressively into the Southern market as there are many broke gamblers there. You might be one of them!

LOL@Mikey5s, He has no idea any of this is going on. The joke is on you Mikey5s! It will be even funnier if Mikey5s wins outright this week.

Transfer your points to this post to enter the pool and good luck beating the Buffalo Nickle team. This race is stepping up in class.

[Buffalo Nickle]

Given that this contest is now being separately offered from our underfunded rival, the debtor's position in the contest is no longer a factor and this is now a +EV contest.

[shaunovery]

Confused read it 5 times and still have no clue

[Buffalo Nickle]

Confused read it 5 times and still have no clue

I'm not surprised. Might want to go with BigDaddyJames and hope for the best. If you do go that route, please enjoy our points should you win.

[Buffalo Nickle]

Results are in and Buffalo Nickle Team 5 takes the BN Payday Loans/O'Reilly 500 by completing Lap 1 saving the 100 +EV prize pool.

Final Results
Buffalo Nickle Team 5-100 points
luvtogamble--DNR
CarolinaDaze--DNR
Rob10--DNR
XMikeMcAX--DNR
Yisman-DNR
Mikey5s--DNR
Reigle9--DNR
DDT--DNR
Noles1992-DNR
Gummo--DNR
Ford Mustang (packerd_00)--DNR
Opti--DNR
Bcatswin24--DNR

[Buffalo Nickle]

Buffalo Nickle Team 5 finishes a disappointing dead last in the field of 8 competitors in the BigDaddyJames pool saving our debtor any further interest this week. Our analytics team will develop new models for the next race and have a whole new team. We congratulate LuvToGamble and wish him well with the 50 contributed by BN Payday Loans.

LuvToGamble--246
CarolinaDaze-223
Rob10--223
BigDaddyJames-223
Noles1992-211
Yisman-180
XMikeMcAX--173
Buffalo Nickel Team 5--156

[Buffalo Nickle]

BN Payday Loans/Food Club 500

In celebration of our win in our first NASCAR Live contest with our outstanding Buffalo Nickle Team 5 crew, we are once again providing a pool for the Food City 500.

With our dominating performance in the last race, our analytical team is even more confident of victory this week placing it at 97.112657% based on expected results and projected participation with no processor burnouts.

We are simplifying our contest this week because the last one, although +EV, was too complex and we removed that problem this week and made it the preferred -EV pool for the circuit. It will be the standard contribute 50 points and get 100% of the winnings with the standard payout for the winner(s).

We hope this week's contest will not be as controversial as the last as it did spoil quite a bit of the fun of the contest and was disgraceful but we would like to once again build comradery among the posters and bring our debtor on board if Commissioner LTProfits does not rule him banned for life or provide him with a loan.

For our debtor, if you would like to participate in this contest with us, we will need for you to forward 396 points which will bring you out of default and cover the 50 points required for you and Buffalo Nickle Team 5. The 50 for Buffalo Team 5 will count as a payment toward your loan.Any of your winnings would allow you to pay down some of your debt and get you back on track.

If any competitor chooses to participate in the contest, let it be clear that Buffalo Nickle Team 5 entry is covered by our debtor forwarding the required fee. If he doesn't, we get a freeroll in the contest as a result of our debtor's stiff to you just as he gets a freeroll on you at our expense in his pool. BN Payday Loans remains paid in full now for 104 races in the rival contest if we are allowed to participate in the payouts.

For our debtor, you also have the option of forwarding the 50 to the contest so that your NASCAR friends can participate in the contest without being stiffed by you and you can pay them back some of the money you have taken from them with your past freerolls.. We will consider it payment toward your loan and allow you to watch us burn rubber.

The rival rogue contest, which is masquerading as the one we seized in default as an asset forfeiture, is in our opinion underfunded due to financial dealings we have had which will not be provided in this thread. We believe the pool is a high-risk option based on our personal experience with the coordinator who we will not mention specifically so as not to incur infractions but believe to be an individual of low intelligence, very low character and lacking honor as a gambler. X

As always, if you are in need of a SBR betpoints loan, we hope you will consider BN Payday Loans for all your loan needs in the future. When you win, we win.

Transfer points to this post to enter. BN Payday Loans will be providing same day payouts to the winner with a significant enough margin.

[Buffalo Nickle]

LuvToGamble we would especially like to invite you to race with us this week to give us a fair chance at winning back the points we contributed to your prize last week.

[Buffalo Nickle]

We are running top heavy this week boys and got some good value on the short track in the 4 hole.. Running crap at the end that we hope can break to the middle of the pack. If that happens, we could blow you boys clean off the track.

[Buffalo Nickle]

LuvToGamble our research shows that you have also won our points in two other contests without competition. We would like to cordially invite you to participate in three of our races to give us a sporting chance or go triple-or-nothing this week with 150 points since we are expecting to haul ass and now would be a good time for a raceoff.

[Buffalo Nickle]

CarolinaDaze our research shows that you have also won our points without competition from us. We would like to invite you to participate this week as well. You are owed by What'sHisName but you have chosen to participate in his contests knowing he is a stiff, so we feel this matter is best settled on the track. We expect to haul ass this week and now would be a good time for a raceoff.

[Buffalo Nickle]

BN Payday Loans Announces Freeroll Free Racing!!!

We have offered a +EV contest and the much preferred -EV contest and received no interest. We are now going with the only remaining contest which is Freeroll Free Racing!!!

BN Payday Loans is pleased to announce a new exciting and innovative arrangement with its weekly contests.

In coordination with commissioner LTProfits, NASCAR, BNPaydayLoans and Food Club, Buffalo Nickle Team 5 has exited the racing pool and will only be holding raceoffs weekly against the winners of the competing pool should they choose to participate in that pool with our points and accept our raceoff invitations. This means any racers are able to compete without a freeroll from our debtor or Buffalo Nickle Team 5 in the contest. Racers will be entered into a pool with all racers contributing equally and BN Payday Loans will promptly pay out winners as soon as race day with significant enough margins of victory.

Should we successfully hold raceoffs against previous winners of our points, Buffalo Nickle Team 5 will become a participant in the races by making 50-point contributions weekly and square off head-to-head with its exciting new racing team formulated by our analytics division.

For our debtor, it will be necessary for you to contribute 50 points per week for your own contribution to race freeroll free as well as a 50-point contribution to cover Buffalo Nickle Team 5 as well as get caught up on your payments. The contribution for Buffalo Nickle Team 5 will count as a payment toward your debt. The grand total for this week would be 396 points.

Please be aware, Freeroll Free Racing will only be available to those not participating in the rival contest which is a freeroll racing league and coordinated by an individual that we believe has low intelligence, little to no character and no honor as a gambler. Buffalo Nickle Team 5 will continue to be a competitor in the rival contest where we have now 106 paid entries if we are allowed to participate in the payouts.

We hope to continue to support the NASCAR community here at SBR with our sponsorship and unique offerings. If you are in need of a loan, we hope you will consider BN Payday Loans for all your SBR lending needs. When you win, we win.

Transfer to this post for Freeroll Free Racing!!!

[Buffalo Nickle]

The results are in and Buffalo Nickle Team 5 easily wins the BN Payday Loans/Food Club 500 in Bristol by completing Lap 1 for our second victory in two tries.

Both LuvToGamble and Carolina Daze chose to pass on the raceoffs which brings our record now to 4-0 with retroactive victories.

BN Payday Loans/Food Club 500 Race Results:

Buffalo Nickle Team 5
luvtogamble--forfeit
CarolinaDaze--forfeit
Rob10--DNR
XMikeMcAX--DNR
Yisman-DNR
Mikey5s--DNR
Reigle9--DNR
DDT--DNR
Noles1992-DNR
Gummo--DNR
Ford Mustang (packerd_00)--DNR
Opti--DNR
Bcatswin24--DNR

There were no racers that chose Freeroll Free Racing!!! choosing the much preferred rival -EV freeroll league. We will continue to work on our marketing of the race.

Freeroll Free Racing!!! Results:
No racers

[Buffalo Nickle]

My guys are running 13, 14, 16, 17, 18. They are a tight bunch but this is ridiculous. What the hell are they doing?

[Buffalo Nickle]

Now 12, 12, 15, 16, 17. They are clowning around. We've got no chance.

[Buffalo Nickle]

ScumDaddy James continues to make excellent use of his freeroll and steals the pot outright in the rival league playing the entire field for suckers by coming in first in the race. But BN Payday Loans one ups the competition by seizing the prize pot and awarding it to its own Buffalo Nickle Team 5 which wins yet again!!!

President Donald Trump calls the race "a disgrace for our uneducated people" via Twitter and calling into question the legitimacy of the league which has been troubled by massive accounting fraud. Commission LT Profits said he had no comment concerning the legitimacy of the league after the race and bolted for an open elevator to avoid further questions.

Racers in the league say they are very comfortable with the league and just hope ScumDaddy will not steal too much going forward because they just want to race and see no alternative to the present situation.

ScumDaddy Freeroll Racing League Results:

***ScumDaddy James -- 231
Rob 10 -- 226
CarolinaDaze -- 226
*Buffalo Nickle Team 5--185 (winner)
Yisman--162
XMikeMcAX--150
LuvToGamble--131
Noles1992--104

***ScumDaddyJames -- Disqualified for enhanced fuel performance, illegal body templates and using counterfeit money for entry fee. 350 points seized and awarded to Buffalo Nickle Team 5 as a result of default to BN Payday Loans.

*Buffalo Nickle Team 5 declared winner of 350 point as result of legal action.

Our analytics team remains confident of our short track racing team and we will be running our same winning crew again next week and fully expect to be in the winner's circle again. We will continue to support the NASCAR community on SBR and hope you will consider us for your next loan. When you win, we win.

[Buffalo Nickle]

YTD BN Payday Loans vs. ScumDaddy James

[Buffalo Nickle]

Big daddy James looking like a point stiff. Hope there is no end of year prize he is holding.

Not a problem as long I am the only one getting stiffed. Gives everyone a shot at my points. You cannot have a ScumDaddyJames on a sub-forum where people give a damn. Nobody here does. They will take points any way they can get them.

[Buffalo Nickle]

Bigdaddyjames sweep Monday winning 350 in my contest and I won shauns with only 4 drivers ...

I took Michael Waltrip and he is retired ( I was picking my drivers at the last minute ) and still won shauns ...

LOL. Watching this Forrest Gump MFer wreck the entire SBR poker and NASCAR forums and myself for 7000 betpoints in one month is the funniest thing I have ever seen on SBR. I just wish it was not happening at my expense.

[Buffalo Nickle]

We are celebrating back-to-back victories with the Buffalo Nickle Team 5 crew as well as forfeit wins over LuvtoGamble and Carolina Daze which ran our record to a very impressive 4-0 last week as well as victory in the rival pool with another pool win for the BN Payday Loans/Toyota Owners 400.

We are short-track racing again this week and unfortunately for the competition will be fielding our same short track racing team this week. Our analytics team has bumped up our expectation of winning to 98.99917% with our continual domination of the field.

As announced last week, we are offering Freeroll Free Racing!!! with this week's Toyota Owners 400. Participants can race with all participants contributing equally to the prize pool with the winner(s) being paid same day with a substantial enough margin of victory. The rival contest is a freeroll racing league.

Because there is a strong preference for -EV contests in the NASCAR subforum, we are also willing to offer a -EV pool for the race in which Buffalo Nickle Team 5 will be automatically enrolled with a freeroll as is the case with the rival contest with its sponsor. The race formulations will be identical as for Freeroll Free Racing!!! Please be aware, it is not possible to participate in both Freeroll Free Racing!!! and the -EV pool nor are participants in the rival contest eligible for any of our contests except for the raceoffs. If you wish to race -EV, simply make a reference when you signup.

We have something for everyone with our BN Payday Loans prize pools and invite anyone interested in hauling ass to join.

For our debtor, it will be necessary for you to contribute 468 points this week in order to be part of Freeroll Free Racing!!! This will include 50 points for your own racing team as well as 50 points to cover Buffalo Nickle Team 5 with the latter contribution counting against your debt to us.

Buffalo Nickle Team 5 will once again be competing in the rival contest where we have 136 paid entries if we are allowed to participate in the payouts which SBR contest rules require as the coordinator is aware. We no longer hold this as a concern as he elaborated on his position on this subject this past week, and we will be racing for quite some time in the league.

as a contest coordinator they have to pay the winners that win the points because that is the rule of SBR to be able to run a contest ...

Therefore racers can be confident that they will be racing against double freerolls which should add to the appeal. This will hopefully increase the pot substantially for all concerned as the coordinator continues to improve his product thanks to our competition.

The rival contest is being coordinated by an individual we believe to have low intelligence, little to no character and to be wholly lacking honor as a gambler although that is admittedly not a major issue in this subforum. We consider the pool to be of high risk based on the dealing we have had with the individual which will not be detailed as it is now well documented.

We are proud sponsors of NASCAR and hope you will consider BN Payday Loans for all your SBR lending needs. When you win, we win.

[Buffalo Nickle]

CarolinaDaze, if you are so willing, we will more than happily sell our debt to you at par value for 3500 points which could be an excellent investment opportunity with your 7,000+ betpoints. He has promised to pay back 4000 within six months but is a little behind at this time. He says he is good for it with you but intends to stiff with us for "stirring up shit" while in default status. Given your continued participation in his contest and confidence and pride in ScumDaddy as a result of being paid back 150, this seems a solid investment and I am sure the debtor would greatly appreciate a more friendly and more relaxed terms than we offer.

Please give it due consideration in the interest of both parties and the league as well as the potential solid investment return. The debt also includes almost 3,000 points in freeroll seized winnings off astute SBR poker and NASCAR members including your own as he is the only +EV gambler on this subforum. This could possibly be negotiated for higher returns.

[Buffalo Nickle]

First you claim all us Nascar people are stupid, now you ask us to send you points. Secondly I explained that BDJ owes me 1k points, for a loan taken out way before yours. He has agreed to send me 150 points this week plus I have to knock off 150 for his winning our weekly side bet. His new balance will be 700 Points. Thanks in advance BDJ for the payment.

Dazed and Confused, when you get 150 points back from a person that has stolen 3500 and won almost 3000 more and collected another 400, your math is even worse than Forrest Gump's. And you wonder why I think NASCAR boys are dumdums? I've even gotten 100 points Dazed and Confused.

[Buffalo Nickle]

We are once again extending a cordial invitation to LuvToGamble for a raceoff for previously won points obtained without competition from us and donated to the cause by our debtor without approval.

We again are expecting to haul ass and now is a good time for a raceoff and you were able to avoid defeat this past week so it is fortunate for you that you did not take us up on our raceoff offer.

Upon further review, we only wish to raceoff with you for one race for your win in Texas for 50 points.

Dazed and Confused, upon further review, we seek no raceoffs with you but no doubt will in the future.

[Buffalo Nickle]

Buffalo Nickle Team 5 wins its third consecutive victory by completing Lap 1 of the BN Payday Loans/Toyota Owners 400.

Race Results
Buffalo Nickle Team 5 -- winner
luvtogamble--DNR
DazedConfused--DNR
Rob10--DNR
XMikeMcAX--DNR
Yisman-DNR
Mikey5s--DNR
Reigle9--DNR
DDT--DNR
Noles1992-DNR
Gummo--DNR
Ford Mustang (packerd_00)--DNR
Opti--DNR
Bcatswin24--DNR

Our record improves to 4-0 for the year, including a forfeit win over LuvToGamble.

There were once again no racers in the Freeroll Free Racing!!! league.

Freeroll Free Racing!!! results
No racers

Correction: We erroneously reported a forfeit win over Dazed and Confused last week. We retract that report as Dazed has not received unauthorized points to date. Our apologies for any humiliation experienced by Confused. He has enough problems as it is.

[Buffalo Nickle]

The results of the ScumDaddy Freeroll Racing League are official and the prize this week was taken by Buffalo Nickle Team 5 for the second consecutive week.

Although we planned to go with the same racing team as last week which earned us a win in the ScumDaddy Freeroll Racing league, we decided the discipline problems we experienced last week simply could not be ignored as it likely resulted in the crash of our No. 2 driver and we replaced four of five racers late. That move appears to have been timely as we made a late move to sail to victory after leading for much of the race and losing it.

ScumDaddy Freeroll Racing League:

Buffalo Nickle Team 5--288 (400 points)
XMikeMcAX --279
Dazed&Confused --242
Rob10--238
LuvToGamble --184
Yisman --157
Noles1992--128
ScumDaddyJames--83

In our private raceoff with ScumDaddy, we prevailed and won another 50 points.

[Buffalo Nickle]

Buffalo Nickle Team 5 completed its first race in the prestigious Fox Fantasy race league and took home the prize in our debut race.

Although we were widely predicted to finish last due to our inexperience and were given worst starting position in the race, we took position early and lost it several times but thanks to outstanding driving we regained the lead late and held on for the win.

Fox Race Results
Buffalo Nickle Team 5 --224
Hilljacademics--204
luvtogamble--197
DazedConfused--188
Rob10--184
LTProfits--176
ShaunOvaries--175
Yisman--170
AutoDonk--149
MikeMcA--145
Opti--145
Reigel9-136
Noles1992--117
ScumDaddy--89

We are unable to report the points we won this week but expect a significant prize if we are allowed to participate in the payouts. We do regard the coordinator of this contest to be semi-competent.

[Buffalo Nickle]

In celebration of four consecutive wins and our complete dominance of the NASCAR subforum last week, we are sponsoring the contest again this week. Our record is now 5-0 when racing with money on the line although we are never paid. Such are the risks of the NASCAR subforum.

With three consecutive wins in our own contest, we are just as confident of victory this week in the BN Payday Loans/Geico 500 even though we are off the short track which is our specialty. Despite this significant disadvantage our analysts have increased our chances to 99.777% which is the maximum value as there is theoretical intelligence on the NASCAR subforum, therefore, we cannot completely discount entries.

In addition to Freeroll Free Racing!!!, we continue to offer the highly preferred -EV option as well with Buffalo Nickle Team 5 getting a freeroll in the league as with the rival contest. Simply make your request for -EV when you enter. As always, it is not possible to participate in Freeroll Free Racing!!! and race in the Freeroll League as well.

For our debtor, it will be necessary for you to contribute 940 points this week in order to be part of Freeroll Free Racing!!! This will include 50 points for your own racing team as well as 50 points to cover Buffalo Nickle Team 5 with the latter contribution counting against your debt to us. It will also include our stolen win for last week if not forwarded by MikeMcA, the illegitimate champion.

Due to rampant freerolling on the NASCAR subforum, this week we also are expanding our offering to the Fox Fantasy league as well which is also a freeroll league with its semi-competent coordinator ShaunOvaries actively fencing points for ScumDaddy in a brazen act of scumbaggery.

This action almost resulted in the complete wrecking of the contest this past week when the freeroll resulted in a win two weeks consecutively and it was necessary to stiff the winner to save the contest from the semi-competence of the coordinator when the runner-up complained about his semi-competence.

It seems contestants in the contest are averse to being freerolled when there is a chance of loss when Buffalo Nickle Team 5 is in the race because we tilt the odds significantly out of balance as the contestants painfully learned when we smoked the field on our first try.

Fox Fantasy racers can sign up for Freeroll Free Racing!!! as well although we are not yet establishing a separate thread. Simply make your request to race Fox Freeroll Free!!! and you will be entered. The -EV option also exists with Fox Fantasy as well as the expected preferred option.

Last week, we changed four of five drivers for disciplinary reasons and it resulted in a win in the rival league. However, the racers we got rid of actually scored more points than our winners and resulted in a very close race which we should have won easily. Therefore, we are going back to our preferred racers and like them on this track in spite of their short-track outperformance.

As referenced previously, we are also coming off an impressive win in the Fox Fantasy league with our first race as we won despite being predicted to finish last and started last in the pack. We saw a majorly +EV opportunity with the race against a very -EV field and managed to cash with a large number of racers but it was all for naught. We were freerolled yet again.

This win has now been reversed by the league as expected. We remain out of the Good Ol' Boys Club of NASCAR but will fortunately not be getting stiffed any longer in the Fox league as the league no longer sees us as a good freeroll opportunity. With the odds now out of whack, we have been banned due to "rules" the semi-competent coordinator was unaware of. Because the coordinator is only a fencer of our points rather than an owner, we are not participating in that contest as we have no right to access and are unable to run with points. We are only able to sue for damages.

Fresh off a thrilling victory, Buffalo Nickle Team 5 will once again be competing in the rival contest where we have 146 paid entries if we are allowed to participate in the payouts and have won two weeks in a row.

The rival contest is being coordinated by an individual we believe to have low intelligence, little to no character and to be wholly lacking honor as a gambler although that is admittedly not a major issue in this subforum. We consider the pool to be of high risk based on the dealing we have had with the individual which will not be detailed here as it is well documented.

We are proud sponsors of NASCAR and hope you will consider BN Payday Loans for all your SBR lending needs. When you win, we win.

[Buffalo Nickle]

We are once again seeking a raceoff with LuvToGamble for points won and contributed to the cause by our debtor without authorization. We would like a raceoff with you for 50 points and we have defeated you for two consecutive weeks so it is fortunate that you have not taken us up on our offer and you really should just forward us the points at this point as they are stolen funds anyway. But we are always willing to race.

This week we add MikeMcA to the list as we were stiffed by the contest coordinator for our win last week and it was unjustly rewarded to the wrong racer when we had paid our entry fee and 135 more. MikeMcA, we ask that you forward our prize without a raceoff, but if it is demanded, we will race you again for the prize as it was a tight one and we slipped by at the end. We will also race you for 7 races if you prefer.

[Buffalo Nickle]

Our raceoff list has grown quite substantially with our joining the Fox Fantasy league where we won our first race and were stiffed due to the semi-competence of the race coordinator who allowed a freeroll and is actively fencing our points.

Our research has revealed the following contributions to the following victors and we seek the return of these points in the spirit of good sportsmanship as always in an attempt to reclaim our stolen funds. These are present Fox racers holding Hot Points fenced by ShaunOvaries for ScumDaddy:

FOX HOT POINTS RACERS

Hilljadacemy

75 points for 75 pot Richmond

15 (0.6 x 25) points for 25 pot Richmond

75 points for 75 pot Martinsville

15 points (0.6 x 25) for 25 pot Martinsville

180 Hot Points

AutoDork

75 Hot Points for 75 pot Texas

15 Hot Points (0.6 x 25) for 25 pot Texas

8 Hot Points (0.3 x 25) for Martinsville

98 Hot Points

Reigel9

8 Hot Points (0.3 x 25) for Bristol

Noles1992

3 Hot Points (0.1 x 25) for Bristol

LT Profits

3 Hot Points (0.1 x 25) for 25 pot for Martinsville

DazedConfused

3 Hot Points (0.1 x 25) for 25 pot Texas
3 Hot Points (0.1 x 25) for 25 pot Richmond

6 Hot Points

Yisman

3 Hot Points (0.1 x 25) for 25 pot Texas

Rob10

3 Hot Points (0.1 x 25) for 25 pot Texas

Luv

3 Hot Points (0.1 x 25) for 25 pot Texa

8 Hot Points (0.3 x 25) for 25 pot Richmond

And don't forget the other 50 Luv.

Total Freeroll Point Recovery Goal 315 Hot Points for Fox Fantasy YTD

We seek voluntary repayments but are willing to raceoff for the points in either the Fox or NASCAR races. We are up for any challenge and haul ass in both. The semi-competent coordinator cannot restrict our race offs.

These Hot Points racer figures will be updated weekly if ScumDaddy remains on freeroll status in the Fox Fantasy Racing League which we fully expect given the semi-competence of the coordinator/points fencer.

If ScumDaddy pays back his debt (principal only), which we consider highly unlikely, we will return these funds to the contestants as a goodwill gesture as these figures are well documented or alternatively can be considered as payment for ScumDaddy's debt.

[Buffalo Nickle]

lol at your self-important book

didnt read

Didn't see that coming Reigs. Very NASCAR of you.

[Buffalo Nickle]

dude must be droppin' acid

AutoDork,

Pretty please bring your brilliant legal mind over here and lets see how long you last.

[Buffalo Nickle]

The results are in and Buffalo Nickle Team 5 easily wins the BN Payday Loans/Geico 500 in Talledega by completing Lap 1 for our fourth consecutive victory.

MikeMcA forfeited for the raceoff for the illegitimate prize from last week which increased our record to 7-0 with money on the line.

BN Payday Loans/Geico Race Results:

Buffalo Nickle Team 5-winner
XMikeMcAX--forfeit
luvtogamble--DNR
DazedConfused--DNR
Rob10--DNR
Yisman-DNR
Mikey5s--DNR
Reigle0--DNR
DDT--DNR
Noles1992-DNR
Gummo--DNR
Ford Mustang (packerd_00)--DNR
Opti--DNR
Bcatswin24--DNR

There were once again no racers that chose Freeroll Free Racing!!! choosing the much preferred rival -EV freeroll league.

Freeroll Free Racing!!! Results:
No racers

[Buffalo Nickle]

In the ScumDaddyJames Freeroll Racing League, Buffalo Nickle Team 5 finished 2nd in the now hardcore group of 8 desperate racers in the beleaguered league.

We initially planned on using our same short-track racing team but decided again on race day to make wholesale changes when we realized the risks of the restrictor plate racing at Talledega.

For the second straight week, it was MikeMcA and Buffalo Nickle Team 5 down the stretch but this time MikeMcA's was just too fast for us as he stayed strong the entire race and we were unable to make our final push this week.

It is unfortunate he did not raceoff with us for the illegitimate prize he won last week as he would have earned a solid victory

ScumDaddy Freeroll Racing League Results:

XMikeMcAX --281
Buffalo Nickle Team 5--248
LuvToGamble --204
ScumDaddyJames--188
Dazed&Confused --183
Rob10--176
Yisman --175
Noles1992--134

In our private raceoff with ScumDaddy, we prevailed again and won another 50 points.

[Buffalo Nickle]

In the Fox Fantasy race this week, we ran a exhibition entry and finished a solid fourth in a field of 15 which was taken by ShaunOvaries with a late move.

It was a fairly solid performance by Buffalo Team 5 running our first restrictor plate race, and we did have first place late in the race and then suddenly found ourselves dead last in the blink of an eye in the wild race. We struggled our back way up to fourth by race end but could not close.

Fox Fantasy Freeroll Racing League:

ShaunOvaries-219
Mikey5s--217
Optional--212
Buffalo Nickle Team 5--193
LuvToGamble --191
Hilljacademics--183
AutoDonk--176
LTProfits--170
Rob10--169
DazedConfused--168
ScumDaddy--161
Yisman--156
Reigle0--154
Noles1992--134
MikeMcA--130

[Buffalo Nickle]

The goal of the Buffalo Nickle Team 5 racing team was to become one of the top racers on the NASCAR subforum. It is apparent that we have accomplished that goal and when considering our top performance in the Fox contest as well as our choosing our first racing team at random, we may well be the top racing team in NASCAR despite never having watched a single lap of a race.

ScumDaddy Freeroll Racing League Standings Post BNT5 (the only ones that count):

MikeMcA--883
Buffalo Nickle Team 5--877
DazedConfused--870
Rob10--863
LuvToGamble--765
ScumDaddy--725
Yisman--674
Noles1992--577

Based on our assessments, we believe these numbers to be a good reflection of the racing pecking order in the league with our numbers being somewhat under-representative due to Race 1 as well as our top racing level in the Fox contest against these same competitors.