Enough acting like a good family guy for his sponsors and bullshitting about how he's gonna come back to his old form somehow someday...Tiger was powered by his passion for white skank pussy when he saw the hole in golf he thought to himself if I make this I'll get more famous and get more white whores and then he'd smash the back of the whole on a downhill sidehill 15 footer and pretend to jerk himself off and nut on the crowd as it went in.
Those days are long gone and now Tiger is worried if he penetrates anymore skanks he'll wind up in the news losing more sponsors and have to do more "apologies" about how much he loves slammin white skanks.
My advice is to cut the bullshit...you suck at golf but who gives a penetrate you once were great and made a fortune so take the 500 mil you've got left from your first wife and retire, get a vasectomy and rawdog sluts everyday