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    Hookers and Blow

    This thread is named in honor of what the Colorado Avalanche have been doing in NYC this weekend

    4 plays for today. Current record on SBR is 0-0 (pushes are not recorded)

    Disclaimer: I am a degenerate gambler just like you. I play a ton of games for regulation only (AKA risky but way better juice) so maybe just watch for a while before jumping in.

    Yanks -0.5 (regulation only) +141 one betting disk (BD)
    Pens -0.5 (reg) -106 to win 1 BD
    Stamkos and Co. -0.5 (reg) +124 1 BD
    Yanks/Colo OVER 5.5 +101 1 BD

    GL to everyone who is dumb enough to follow
    Everyone on the opposite side of me, go away

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    So they are doing blow and hookers in new york?

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    Yeh, young team with cash on the road with a weekend in NYC, what would you be doing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metatron View Post
    Yeh, young team with cash on the road with a weekend in NYC, what would you be doing?
    worrying about the game and looking to show what I can do against a great goalie like Lundqvist against a banged up Rangers team.

    And if anything the coke will get them going on this long road swing....but they are not doing coke, that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, this is NOT the NFL or NBA...Hockey players have more class and care for the game and want to win, especially a young team like the Avs

    If any team were to do this, I would say the Flyers...and this comes from me as a Flyers fan

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    If you think hockey players are really that professional, think again.
    Young teams do stupid things all the time, remember when Kane punched a cabby over 20 cents on his fare
    It's just part of the lifestyle of a professional athlete and hockey players are probably one of the worst types for partying especially when they are young.
    Are you telling me kids of 19-25 yrs old are going to sit in their hotel room in NY on the weekend and think about the game, especially this early in the season?

    I disagree with you respectfully Sir

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    Maybe their not sitting in their hotel rooms jerking off, but there definitely not doing lines of coke. This was an awful attempt at trying to be funny. Better luck next time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metatron View Post
    If you think hockey players are really that professional, think again. Young teams do stupid things all the time, remember when Kane punched a cabby over 20 cents on his fare It's just part of the lifestyle of a professional athlete and hockey players are probably one of the worst types for partying especially when they are young. Are you telling me kids of 19-25 yrs old are going to sit in their hotel room in NY on the weekend and think about the game, especially this early in the season? I disagree with you respectfully Sir
    Patrick Kane is a pu$$y he cannot be an example in a situation like this...try again

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    hm the coke and hookers must of helped them, eh?

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    ive met an nhl player when he was out with some of his buddies and one straight out asked me if i know where to get good drugs at...

    just saying that young players DO stupid things.. but just part of growing up. but there are LOTS that never touch any of that stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travzors;6949***
    ive met an nhl player when he was out with some of his buddies and one straight out asked me if i know where to get good drugs at... just saying that young players DO stupid things.. but just part of growing up. but there are LOTS that never touch any of that stuff
    It was probably Jeff Carter, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3 Mighty Ducks View Post
    Maybe their not sitting in their hotel rooms jerking off...
    Of course not, that's what the hookers are for.

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    If this was the 80's then I would agree with the blow comment!

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    How much are people getting A GRAM of blow these days for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChileCheese View Post
    How much are people getting A GRAM of blow these days for?
    a winning sports pick /gr - around there

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    Well, Rangers did not show up like I thought yesterday. Although Rado looked pretty bad too. If you don't score on the powerplay, you will lose. Nonetheless I was actually net positive adding 0.24 disks to my account

    Current Record is:

    2-2, +.24

    Two plays today:

    Cow town to win (O/T included) +128 1BD
    Van City (regulation) -0.5 +131 1BD

    GL to tailers and bad luck to faders

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    Ok 1-1 yesterday +0.28BD

    Overall record 3-3 +0.52 BD

    Today's plays are:

    Chi -0.5 in reg +109 1X

    Anaheim with OT +116 1X

    Buffalo and Thrashers over 5.5 +100 1X

    LA Kings with OT -1 and -1.5 +113 1X

    GL

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    Tough night 0-4 with half a push on the -1 and -1.5 bet

    Totals are 3-7 -2.98 units

    Todays plays are:

    Leafs -0.5 in reg +107
    Leafs UNDER 5.5 +101
    Stars ML (with O/T) +113
    Nash UNDER 5.5 -124
    TB -0.5 in reg +100
    Oilers -0.5 in reg +131
    Oilers UNDER 5.5 +102
    All for 1 units

    Cheers and GL

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    Like your Leafs play there tonight, hit that one hard, GL!

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    Thanks for the support Ice, didn't help though, dirty empty net goal cuts a positive night into a negative one.

    2-4 -2.1 units

    YTD - 5-11 -5.08 units

    Todays plays are:

    Sabres in reg -0.5 +114
    Flames with O/T +135
    TB with O/T +116
    Blues with O/T -116
    Wild/Canucks UNDER 5.5 +102

    All 1 X bets

    GL

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    Yesterday went 3-2 +1.51 units

    Totals are: 8-13 -3.57 units

    Today's plays are:

    Bos -0.5 in reg -104 2X's

    Wash PL (-1.5) +122 1X

    Avs straight up with O/T -128

    Oilers with O/T +140 1X (homer bet, going to the game)

    GL

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    Horrible night
    0-4
    -5.36 units

    YTD: 8-18 -8.93 units

    Two plays today:

    Calgary -0.5 in reg +150 2X's

    NJD -0.5 in reg +155 2X's

    GL

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    1-1 the other night +1unit
    YTD: 9-19 -7.93 units

    took a break yesterday as I didn't like anything on the board

    Today's plays are:

    Dallas -0.5 in REG -101

    Flyers -0.5 in REG +147

    Avs ML in REG +191

    Coyotes ML O/T +118

    Pathers ML O/T +146

    GL to all

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    I smoked a blunt with Drew Doughty. Hockey players love blow and hookers.
    Points Awarded:

    BadFinger gave blittydeuce 57 SBR Point(s) for this post.


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    Yesterday was close to a big day but instead was ugly, haha.
    1-3 with a push for -1.54 units

    YTD: 10-22 -9.47 units

    Today's plays are:

    SHARKS -0.5 in REG +102 4X'S

    TB ML with O/T +100 1X

    GL

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    Finally a straight up winning night:

    2-0 yesterday adding 5.08 units

    YTD: 12-22 -4.39 units

    Todays plays are:

    Detroit -0.5 (reg) -108 1 X

    Boston -0.5 (reg) -102 1X

    Dallas -0.5 (reg) +125

    GL everyone

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    1-2 last night

    -1.08 units

    YTD: -5.47 units
    Today's Plays are:

    Carolina ML with O/T +122 1X

    Philly ML with O/T + 124 1X

    Ducks ML with O/T -101 1X

    1st period Caro/Yanks OVER 1.5 -101 1X

    GL

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    2-2 yesterday +0.44 units

    YTD: -5.03

    Today's hits:

    TB with O/T +118

    ALL the rest are regulation -0.5 deals

    LA +126
    Dallas +147
    Wash +150
    Blues -128
    Bruins+142
    T.O. +104

    ALL for 1X

    GL

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    Saturday was good going 5-2 + 4.55U

    YTD: 20-28 -0.48 Units

    Today's Plays both -0.5 in Reg

    Chicago +129

    Van City -109

    GL All

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    1-1 yesterday for 0 units gained or lost

    YTD: 21-29 -0.48 units

    Today's hits all 1X:

    Montreal ML O/T -104
    San Jose -0.5 REG +122
    T.O. -0.5 REG +122
    Ed Oil ML O/T +135

    GL

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    Took a major beat down yesterday
    0-4 -4.04 units

    YTD: 21-33 -4.52 units

    Special two units plays today:

    Bos -0.5 in reg +130 2X
    Det -0.5 in reg +135 2X
    Nash ML in reg +130 2X


    GL to me!

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    2-1 on yesterday's 2 unit special
    Up 3.3 from yesterday

    YTD: 23-34 -1.22 units

    Today's picks are:

    Columbus -0.5 in REG +150 1X (I hate this pick, but it's the right play as Garon is red hot)
    Philly -0.5 in REG +115 1X
    Rado -0.5 in REG +156 1X (I want this bet to be bigger but am scared so...)
    Rado ML with O/T -104 1X
    SJ Sharks ML with O/T +105 1X


    GL everyone

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    Another tough slog
    yesterday went 2-3 and was so promising with the first 2 bets being winners
    -0.39 units

    YTD: 25-37 -1.61 units

    Today's plays are:

    Canes ML with O/T +125 1X
    Flames ML with O/T +106 1X
    Stars ML with O/T -102 1X
    Pens -0.5 in REG +130 1X
    Pens PL +235 1X

    GL

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    added one more play

    Det -0.5 in REG +113 1X

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    First time the Pens have screwed me this year by showing up for only 20 minutes of the game,
    Yesterday: 2-4 -1.87 units

    YTD: 27-41 -3.48 units

    Today's hits:

    Nashville ML with O/T +146 1X

    ALL other picks are in REG -0.5:
    Bruins +140 1X
    Flyers +115 1X
    Blue Jackets +108 1X

    Hurricanes +122 2X
    Canucks +117 2X

    GL

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    Took a couple of days off due to the NHL schedule being stupid

    Saturday went 3-3 +2.54 units

    YTD: 30-43 -0.94 units

    Todays picks:

    Caro -0.5 in REG +117 1X
    Montreal ML in REG +105 1X
    Sens -0.5 in REG +105 1X
    TB -0.5 in REG +107 1X
    Aves -0.5 in REG +141 1X

    CAPS -0.5 in REG +117 3X's

    GL

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