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    ColdBeerHere
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    Santa tells 3 year old boy "the Leafs Suck"

    The he gets fired

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...6638--nhl.html
    Here's what we know about Santa: He lives at the North Pole. He rides a sleigh led by eight or nine reindeer, depending on the weather. He has a big, white beard.
    And, as it turns out, he thinks the Toronto Maple Leafs suck.
    According to Mary Trent of Mississauga, Ontario, when she brought her 3-year-old son to visit Santa Claus at Lowe's Toronto Christmas Market, Kris Kringle started crackin' wise. First, he told the kid his red plaid jacket made him look like Paul Bunyan. Then, if bewildering a small boy with a centuries-old pop culture reference wasn't enough, Trent says Santa next turned his attention to the boy's favorite hockey team.
    From the Toronto Sun:
    "Then he said, 'Oh, you're wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs tuque (hat), you shouldn't be wearing that, they suck.' At that point, I took my son and told him we should go, Santa isn't being very good today."
    Trent said her son was inconsolable and cried all the way home to Mississauga.
    "He wanted to know who Paul Bunyan was? He wanted to know why Santa said the Toronto Maple Leafs suck," Trent told the Sun Thursday. "I told him Santa was having a bad day. I can't really tell him Santa's a jerk."

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    lol that Santa is one banged up fukk.

    The kid should have turned around and told him to get fukked because the Leafs have a perfect record and are tied for the NHL lead at the moment.

    Sounds like Mum is a bit of an over-reacting clown though.

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    That is better than parents lying about Santa s existence..........

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    The Leafs do suck, but to say that to a kid as you are drssed up as Santa is fukked. I would have kicked him in his face as hard as I could. Prick.

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    go Santa!

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    Santa of the year award

    Leafs suck even when there is no season, AHAHAH. love it.

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