[DwightShrute]

Ex-Shark Marco Sturm headed to the Vancouver Canucks

TSNBobMcKenzie‎ VAN agrees to terms with Marco Sturm, one year, $2.25M

[DennisGreen]

Good risk-free signing by the Nucks. Sturm has proven he can be a solid player, but only when he plays with top players. I can see him doing well with Kesler or the Sedins next year.

[stig99]

still need a tougher winger to play with sedins... add a little jam to lineup

oilers pick up eager and hordichuck.. nyr get mike rupp canucks need 1 or 2 guys like that

and the loss of torres and his big hits wont help either

[pgall08]

2.25 million for a guy that was on waivers last year? I don't get that

[70kgman]

Overpaid for him with all his knee problems. But Nucks fans will get plenty of entertainment value with the "Sturmface". The crazy/angry faces he makes after he scores a goal are classic.

[SlimZ]

He will b solid add to the nucks if he can stay HEALTHY!!!

[hockey216]

the nucks need more than just sturm. They need the sedin sisters to get a sex change so they can actually grow some balls. And Alain needs to stop being a crybaby. And Looooouuuuuu the ultimate playoff sieve needs to stop choking (big time).

[DwightShrute]

the nucks need more than just sturm. They need the sedin sisters to get a sex change so they can actually grow some balls. And Alain needs to stop being a crybaby. And Looooouuuuuu the ultimate playoff sieve needs to stop choking (big time).

idiot

I guarantee that either Sedin has bigger balls that you do. If fact, I bet their son's do also.

[DennisGreen]

idiot I guarantee that either Sedin has bigger balls that you do. If fact, I bet their son's do also.

[70kgman]

[hockey216]

idiot

I guarantee that either Sedin has bigger balls that you do. If fact, I bet their son's do also.

Horton got severe concussion. You'd be laying on ice too if u got severe concussion. Sedin sister let a rookie (Marchand) punch him 7 times in the face, and didnt even skate away or defend himself. So, saying Sedin sisters have big balls is just insanity. No legitimate nhl player would do that. he is the biggest sissy in the entire league. How do you call yourself the alternate captain of a team, and act like this? how in the world are players going to respect a captain that lets a rookie run all over him like this?



oohhh and i went to the parade in boston. got the whole parade on video on my new Sony digital camera that i bought after winning 7,000 on the bruins for winning the cup. Send me 11 easy payments of 79.95 and i'll send you the video of the whole parade, Dwight. It includes the hoisting of the cup in front of over 1 million boston fans, after they brought it home following the collapse of the vancouver canooooks. Why'd you change your avatar, Dwight? because the canucks are not "pissing" on the bruins at all? Because the bruins pissed all over the Canoooks faces in game 7 and embarassed them in their own city?

Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to defend wimpy ass sedin sisters that cost their team the cup because they acted like pussies and choked.

Cheers, Dwight

[hockey216]

Marchand punched him 7 times in the face! 7 times! And he did nothing! What a b*tch! AHAHAHAHA! i still can't believe it!

[hockey216]

wwweeeeeeeee

[hockey216]

So hows everybody in Vancouver doing? Are shrinks profiting at an all time high after large-scale depression hit the city?

I bet Looouuuuuu has already jumped off a cliff.

weeeeeeeee

[hockey216]

[hockey216]

Loooouuuuuuu the sieve!

[JW Cash]

Marchand punched him 7 times in the face! 7 times! And he did nothing! What a b*tch! AHAHAHAHA! i still can't believe it!

I can watch Sister Sedin get punched over and over anytime..anywhere............


The whole Vancouver joke....the Canook team and the city..........are a total disgrace........


Vancouver will never reach a Stanley Cup Final again................

[Johnnythunder]

I hadnt seen that sedin clip. That was just pathetic.

[DwightShrute]

hockey216 the Bruins had more in the tank and won 4 games to 3 to win the Cup. I congratulated all the Boston fans and I moved on. But still there are a couple stragglers , like you and JW for example, who remain classless even in victory.

Why don't you do us all a favor and PM JW and not waste our time. This way you can share with each other pics of your genitalia and brag how big they are.